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#1202
On ‎7‎/‎27‎/‎2018 at 1:28 PM, Incredulity said:

I see those fuckers on their phones constantly.  Really agitating. 

I see all types of people on their phones.  But it's funny, in San Antonio the odds of getting a ticket is highly correlated to the value of your vehicle.  

If you look like a penniless POS you can walk on about any crime here short of murder.  

My wife got rear-ended last week and the POS was on his phone.  All tatted up and gave her a false name.  She has the plates and a bad pic of the guy...he 'ran home to get his insurance info' and will never be seen again.  Cops filed hit & run...but basically told her they'll do nothing to find the guy.  

I can't be mad.  I can't expect my unarmed 135 pound wife to tackle and apprehend some gang looking MF...or start taking pics until he attacks her. 

Rant over. 

 

 

#1203
30 minutes ago, XR4ticlone said:

I see all types of people on their phones.  But it's funny, in San Antonio the odds of getting a ticket is highly correlated to the value of your vehicle.  

If you look like a penniless POS you can walk on about any crime here short of murder.  

My wife got rear-ended last week and the POS was on his phone.  All tatted up and gave her a false name.  She has the plates and a bad pic of the guy...he 'ran home to get his insurance info' and will never be seen again.  Cops filed hit & run...but basically told her they'll do nothing to find the guy.  

I can't be mad.  I can't expect my unarmed 135 pound wife to tackle and apprehend some gang looking MF...or start taking pics until he attacks her. 

Rant over. 

 

 

Maybe you should teach her how to be more of a man 

#1204
19 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Maybe you should teach her how to be more of a man 

Well the money I was going to spend sending her to MMA training will go to repairing my vehicle.  😡

I'd get her a gun to just shoot the son's a bitches...but given our socioeconomic status I'm sure they'd look to make an example of her. 🙁

#1205
17 hours ago, NateHitch said:

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Was playing golf at The Rock many years ago (80's) and about to hit my 2nd on #2 when one of those dust devils came running down the fairway.  I was mesmerized by the coke can flying around about 30 feet in the air and so I didn't move as it rolled right over me.  Spun my pull cart a full 360 degrees and stung like a bitch but then it moved on and about 20 yards after it hit me the coke can shot about 20 feet straight up and then fell to the ground and the thing was gone.  Found the whole thing very amusing.

#1206
1 hour ago, Felix said:

Was playing golf at The Rock many years ago (80's) and about to hit my 2nd on #2 when one of those dust devils came running down the fairway.  I was mesmerized by the coke can flying around about 30 feet in the air and so I didn't move as it rolled right over me.  Spun my pull cart a full 360 degrees and stung like a bitch but then it moved on and about 20 yards after it hit me the coke can shot about 20 feet straight up and then fell to the ground and the thing was gone.  Found the whole thing very amusing.

 

#1214

Not sure where to put this, but racist piece of shit verbally and physically abusing Ugandans in Uganda.  I am amazed at their restraint.  FB vid

 

#1215
5 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

Chicago Air and Water show is always awesome especially if the Cubs are at home-

 

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Awesome pic, wonder how old it is because Wrigley & Wrigleyville doesn't look anything like that now. 

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#1216
37 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Not sure where to put this, but racist piece of shit verbally and physically abusing Ugandans in Uganda.  I am amazed at their restraint.  FB vid

 

I bet Jesus is so proud to have this dude stand up for him! 

See ya in hell (or not), fuckface

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It doesn't work in Chrome or Chrome mobile (among others, I would guess). That's what

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#1230
23 minutes ago, Fat Bastard said:

Why would the cap go anywhere but the top?

I can't think of a reason off the top of my cap, that gives a solid answer..! 

#1233
54 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

It only goes on the bottom to save space for shipping purposes. Not meant to be used when you are drinking it, though.

Sub-furkin'-scribed..!

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#1234
On 8/17/2018 at 6:59 PM, Underdog said:

Awesome pic, wonder how old it is because Wrigley & Wrigleyville doesn't look anything like that now. 

 

Ha, great catch! 

#1240

For sure you want to send complete retards who act like they are 11 to the moon.

#1241
18 minutes ago, Zavala said:

For sure you want to send complete retards who act like they are 11 to the moon.

aggy said they're planning a trip to the sun.  Said they had all the maths figured,  the space ship was built and the rockets gassed up.  

NASA found out and placed a phone call to the aggy in charge. NASA asked what the  deal was and how could aggy fly to the sun?  aggy spelled it all out and coughed up their plan.

NASA big brains said "no way, aggy, even if you have all the maths and hardware just right, you'll burn up because the sun is millions of degrees hot."

aggy says "no problem, smart guys.  We're going at night."

#1243
On 8/21/2018 at 2:15 PM, deadshank said:

He's got SEC SEC SEC closing speed.

 

We can see why he in fact, will not be given a desk job...

#1250
He was looking for the manager...because nobody would wait on him!
 
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Called the cops on him because he was black obviously.

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