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That's a bit of a mind fuck... nice job on the paint work though.

Saw this race, if that car didn't have the HALO, he would have lost his head. they showed the HALO with the damage.

 

For those that don't know this was the F1 race in Belgium, today, first turn of lap 1. The HALO is the wishbone shaped part that protects the driver's head.

22 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Saw this race, if that car didn't have the HALO, he would have lost his head. they showed the HALO with the damage.

 

For those that don't know this was the F1 race in Belgium, today, first turn of lap 1. The HALO is the wishbone shaped part that protects the driver's head.

Safety equipment?  That's clearly pussification of the sport.  Back when I was in high school we took our decapitations like men!

20 hours ago, NateHitch said:

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Had a mishit overhead spin so much that it bounced back onto my side of the net in a match.  That is the only time it is legal to reach over the net.  You still can't touch the net, but you can reach over and knock the ball back into the net so that it is unreturnable.

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

I see TxTow got out of jail.

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Two oddities-loving artists have created their own “people pot pies.” They’re totally edible (and no humans were harmed): They’ve got cherry orbs for the eye sockets, skin-like crust, and fruity goo oozing from the nostrils.

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Dahmer-berry Surprise...

20 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

well played and accurate

Their tagline should be  "Do you want a fresh one?"

Looks like a Flying Fox. Those fuckers are huge and will take your food if you leave it unguarded in Brisbane. 

24 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

 

The Philippines.  That's a no for me fam

 

 

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Cannot be real, right?

At least you don't have to worry about rabies when THE BAT HAS EATEN YOUR STILL BEATING HEART.

If I saw that I'd either run like hell or walk up to its sleeping ass and dropkick it into next week.  90% chance I'd run like hell unless I knew I could kill it in one shot.

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

 

The Philippines.  That's a no for me fam

 

 

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the fuck is that? jeebus

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

 

The Philippines.  That's a no for me fam

 

 

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First, you make a roux....

On 8/25/2018 at 8:22 AM, miguelito said:

sciencey wtf

 

 

 

Imagine the look on the face of someone high on acid watching that trick... 

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right? i didn't get enough of that bridge the first time through.

9 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hope the Jaeger girl isn’t a Baylor coed.

Jaeger girl is ded.

23 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Jaeger girl is ded.

Naah, I had a buddy who did that with a bottle of vodka in high school.  He thought he was Billy Joe Badass for about 2.5 minutes.  Until his body said "WTF?  You just poured WHAT down our gullet?  GTFO!" and he puked up a perfectly clear and clean bottle's worth of vodka.  That Jaeger was in the sink/toilet within 5 minutes.

As long as she was on an empty stomach she'll get it all out.  She will be fucked up though as plenty of it will soak in a little.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Naah, I had a buddy who did that with a bottle of vodka in high school.  He thought he was Billy Joe Badass for about 2.5 minutes.  Until his body said "WTF?  You just poured WHAT down our gullet?  GTFO!" and he puked up a perfectly clear and clean bottle's worth of vodka.  That Jaeger was in the sink/toilet within 5 minutes.

That's about what I was thinking. Her friend though sounds really annoying.

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On 8/25/2018 at 8:22 AM, miguelito said:

sciencey wtf

 

 

 

Yeah, it's amazing what happens when you tie a piece of fishing line to a stick.

3 hours ago, Zavala said:

 

Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.  

This video has some crazy photos of what a city looks like when it falls on hard times...

 

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