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19 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

there was a series of thumping before the snapping. did the fucker take like 10 seconds to fall hitting every structure on the way down?

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8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

If Chevy doesn't use that clip in some kind of marketing campaign, they're failing. 

5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If Chevy doesn't use that clip in some kind of marketing campaign, they're failing. 

Right? Pretty nuts

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8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

was that a human getting blown around at the end of the video? on the left. 

11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

This is fucking awesome.

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

This looks fun.

You go in the fake fish. Fake fish goes in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark. 

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

This looks fun.

Just watching the video makes me claustrophobic.  I'm out.

Just now, Your Mom said:

Just watching the video makes me claustrophobic.  I'm out.

all fun and games until you take it to the ocean and get dry-humped by an orca

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

all fun and games until you take it to the ocean and get dry-humped by an orca

Yep gonna get dolphinraped

25 minutes ago, huge said:

Yep gonna get dolphinraped

The old Angry Dolphin.  eh eh eh eh EH EH

1 hour ago, huge said:

Yep gonna get dolphinraped

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6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

all fun and games until you take it to the ocean and get dry-humped by an orca

Go on... 

4 minutes ago, NAVY said:

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Every one of these selfies make me nauseous. Absolutely nuts to do this shit for internet points 

https://www.the-sun.com/news/4953792/daredevils-pose-hundreds-of-feet-up/

 

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I don’t recall ever seeing a story about one of these people falling hundreds of feet and liquefying onto pavement. it has to have happened at least once. 

There is some disturbing statistic now where it's in the triple, maybe 4-digits, globally...whereby people die taking selfies.  But it's the lamest shit like a 2-story parking garage...the number of these truly insane selfie-adventurers seems to be 99% survival.  It's that Kinesthetic Intelligence that some people have, they just know somehow.  I don't get it, but they just know exactly where every ounce of them is and how to maneuver around.  It's not stupidity, it's actually biological confidence.  

Then you have people who hear a 42 bars/minute signature and just start jacking off two invisible dicks.

I'd like to think I'm somehwere in between.  

4 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Join the circus, they said.

Looks like the crazy rave scene is coming back.  But in a much cooler, European way:

 

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10 hours ago, Lobo said:

There is some disturbing statistic now where it's in the triple, maybe 4-digits, globally...whereby people die taking selfies.  But it's the lamest shit like a 2-story parking garage...the number of these truly insane selfie-adventurers seems to be 99% survival.

Well, then meet the 1%.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9131673/desperate-rooftopper-wu-yongning-fell-to-death-livestreaming-stunt-in-bid-to-get-cash-for-wedding-and-sick-mum/

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

Join the circus, they said.

Anyone else sitting here waiting for his fingers to get crushed?

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Anyone else sitting here waiting for his fingers to get crushed?

If I wanted to get my fingers crushed, I'd call your.........dammit!  I had something for this! 

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

If I wanted to get my fingers crushed, I'd call your.........dammit!  I had something for this! 

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You saying you want a piece of me?!?!?

all fun and games until you take it to the ocean and get dry-humped by an orca

That happens to Vic Mackey every time he goes to Galveston.

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