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4 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i miss the nostalgia of the 60s where Don Draper could just walk up to a POS like that, pop him in the face, and drag him out on his ass.

but nooooo  cant do that anymore because he gets to sue you for assault. 

 

Unless you're Will Smith.

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Sometimes they don't.

 

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

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That’s the Craziest fucking story to not involve Florida that I’ve ever read.  Bravo

26 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That’s the Craziest fucking story to not involve Florida that I’ve ever read.  Bravo

she was former pageant winner and nude model.  mormon boy shouldnt have complained.

 

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12 hours ago, futureman said:

cumstain? he was being the bigger person there. 

he really lobbed that one up.  surprised nobody took a swing.

goddamn. can you imagine a sexy older woman abducting you and making you her sex slave? what a dream, what a fantasy. unreal. 

32 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

he really lobbed that one up.  surprised nobody took a swing.

No doubt. My snarky ass would have been jawing with him the whole time creating a bigger scene. 

9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Freaking idiot for getting that close. Very close to Darwin Award. Probably would have been a good thing. 

The beginnings of a 50-car pileup in Pennsylvania due to a snow squall on Monday.  Spoilered because 3 people died somewhere in the whole thing before it ended, and because of the jackass commentator, but that's a damn lucky survivor at 0:41.

Spoiler

 

 

8 hours ago, brakeman said:

Nothing to see here.

Woof.  Rough part of town.

 

Re: the pileup

1) Most of those vehicles came in 2x as fast as they should.  Trucks especially. 

2) The color commentator is a moron.

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5 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

The beginnings of a 50-car pileup in Pennsylvania due to a snow squall on Monday.  Spoilered because 3 people died somewhere in the whole thing before it ended, and because of the jackass commentator, but that's a damn lucky survivor at 0:41.

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that’s bad. I still think the one in dallas was worse. the video at least. 

I guess it's like people hiding under underpasses during tornados, but getting out and standing by your car in that situation seems insane.  At least high tail it up that embankment on the side.

8 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

The beginnings of a 50-car pileup in Pennsylvania due to a snow squall on Monday.  Spoilered because 3 people died somewhere in the whole thing before it ended, and because of the jackass commentator, but that's a damn lucky survivor at 0:41.

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Wow, that is nuts.

Dude on the video is a moron.  That laugh at the very end as he is signing off makes me want to punch him in the throat.

12 hours ago, brakeman said:

Nothing to see here.

So....defeated or undefeated?

36 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

So....defeated or undefeated?

only pussy can defeat pussy. i think that is Newton's 69th law of heterodynamics.

On 3/28/2022 at 8:57 AM, RPM said:

Sometimes they don't.

 

Just noticed that this is some type of co-rec basketball.  Is there a school league for that?

17 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

I would've shit two cargo ships.

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

I have a great idea… Let’s reproduce!!!  

poor people are fucking crazy. they have a culture and language unto themselves. 

in what normal civilized conversation would one woman ask a mostly stranger other woman if her "pussy is good?"

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

in what normal civilized conversation would one woman ask a mostly stranger other woman if her "pussy is good?"

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On 3/27/2022 at 7:31 PM, crash_davis said:

 

 

Esta cachando un otro cabollo, no es un toro.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

guess this goes here. I can't stop watching

 

They're synchronized!

 

7 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

They're synchronized!

 

it's just beautiful how nature be like that

holy shit. i guess this is why you can't have flash photo.

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Coleodog

What exactly happened? Why did the flash make the tuna do that?

 

TheSurbies

Tuna hunt herring. Herring flash when they reflect of sunlight. The tuna was moving in to eat some herring.

 

TheTrueFlexKavana

So it was a red herring?

20 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Time for a “well, actually…”.  Wasn’t suction from the propeller pulling him down, it was the Venturi effect from a big ship at speed moving a lot of water out of the way.   Once you cross the area of high pressure from the bow wave, pressure drops rapidly and boom, you get sucked in.  

9 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Time for a “well, actually…”.  Wasn’t suction from the propeller pulling him down, it was the Venturi effect from a big ship at speed moving a lot of water out of the way.   Once you cross the area of high pressure from the bow wave, pressure drops rapidly and boom, you get sucked in.  

That's exactly what Jack was explaining to Rose when the Titanic was going down. 

17 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Once you cross the area of high pressure from the bow wave, pressure drops rapidly and boom, you get sucked in.

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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