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On 4/4/2022 at 2:34 PM, Elvis said:

I think that dude just went back in time to make out with his mom.

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Such a random callback. Nearly spit my drink. Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Such a random callback. Nearly spit my drink. Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

One point twenty one jiggle watts

CFL players may be great athletes but they’re irrelevant so I don’t care. 

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

If Featherstone could only catch the damn ball now.  

14 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



Meanwhile, lead singer of the Bangles (Walk like an Egyptian, Just another Manic Monday etc...) Susanna Hoffs is also 63.


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The like 2 second moment in the Walk Like an Egyptian video where she is whispering and looks to the side was the exact moment I became a man.

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doing that landing on that airline/plane in June

25 minutes ago, tx ind said:

doing that landing on that airline/plane in June

*tentatively 

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whole lotta nope in that.  On plane and ground.

Whats fucked up is the road that those guys are standing on and you can see at the trail end of the video. Maybe everyone on the island just knows that you drive on that road with caution, but god forbid if @Wulaw Horn and his family ever tool around the island in an RV. 

25 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

*tentatively 

Well he'll definitely "land."  One way or another.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

 

all it takes is the first time. hopefully someone is there to film the gore.

3 hours ago, futureman said:

CFL players may be great athletes but they’re irrelevant so I don’t care. 

Jackson Jeffcoat would like a word with you.

On 3/28/2022 at 7:04 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Good God, what a miserable piece of shit

Mentally ill, most likely has Aspergers.

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jackson Jeffcoat would like a word with you.

one player. 

i didn't know to post on LOL or this thread. both apply
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What about the stupid Facebook shit thread?
1 minute ago, Hate said:


What about the stupid Facebook shit thread?

i try my damndest not to visit that thread or anything to do with facebook.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

i didn't know to post on LOL or this thread. both apply

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What about Kut-that-shit-out?

On 4/1/2022 at 1:12 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

Jada Pinkett Smith needs to meet this dude.

But, then how would she be able to live her truth and receive adoration for her struggle? 😵💫

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

i try my damndest not to visit that thread or anything to do with facebook.

how virtuous. 

8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

i try my damndest not to visit that thread or anything to do with facebook.

You hurt my soul. My Facebook feed is comprised of tens of millions of words regarding Texas history and Texas culture.  I like to think that any rational, moderately intellectually curious Texan would find it to be filled with things that are interesting. In my opinion, you get from social media what you put into it. 

12 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 In my opinion, you get from social media what you put into it. 

And what you filter out of it. Errbody on mute!

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

LOL

"There went the roof."  As matter of factly as you please.

6 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Nice custom Rickenbacker

I'd play equally as bad on both of them.

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'd play equally as bad on both of them.

I wouldn't.  I would slay that Ric.

I would happily ignore her 'no trespassing' sign if you know what I mean

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Yeah, you gotta giver her partial credit.  Not a great body, but decent.  And under threat of immediate peril.  Literally.  And she chooses to still do a little booty stick before exiting the watercraft.  That ain't nothing.  

20 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Nice custom Rickenbacker

It's the Susanna Hoffs model.  They're pretty hard to find and expensive when you do.  But that's for another thread.

is there a different exit or do they have to come back out of the same hole?

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