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On 3/23/2022 at 10:01 AM, luke duke said:


That happens to Vic Mackey every time he goes to Galveston Applebee's.

FIFY

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

After I whack it with a giant sledge hammer, sure 

Not my idea of a good time, but you be you, dude. 

14 hours ago, futureman said:

is there a different exit or do they have to come back out of the same hole?

Something something South Austin's mom something 

2 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Why would you even post that?!  It's going to take me all day to unfuck my head now.

are you familiar with nutty putty?

25 minutes ago, futureman said:

are you familiar with nutty putty?

Yeah, that's right.  

9 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

No, and I don't wish to be.

if it’ll take a day to get that video posted above out of your head then nutty putty would haunt your dreams every day for the rest of your life. 

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

if it’ll take a day to get that video posted above out of your head then nutty putty would haunt your dreams every day for the rest of your life. 

Sounds like my intuition is good here. 

if it’ll take a day to get that video posted above out of your head then nutty putty would haunt your dreams every day for the rest of your life. 
Saw a YouTube video on the dude who got trapped in nutty putty. That has got to be about the worst way to go. I put it up there with the people who get crushed between train cars but remain alive until the cars are pulled apart.
9 minutes ago, Mighty fine said:

Saw a YouTube video on the dude who got trapped in nutty putty. That has got to be about the worst way to go. I put it up there with the people who get crushed between train cars but remain alive until the cars are pulled apart.

I’d take the train cars 100 times out of 100. 

On 4/9/2022 at 10:17 AM, futureman said:

are you familiar with nutty putty?

Just did some research. Awful tragedy there. But as difficult as it is to imagine the guy's death in Nutty Putty, this particular description is worth a glance given the bizarre translations into English. Here's an example (despite the title of the page, there are no photos thank God): 

At 26, John was within the prime of his life. He is married to a one-year-old daughter and is attending medical faculty in Virginia. He’s again dwelling in Utah for some stress-free holidays together with his household.

Things didn’t go in line with plan.

John hadn’t been in any caves for years. At 6 toes tall and 200 kilos, he’s not the child he was.

https://dokaw.com/nutty-putty-cave-incident-dying-photos-why-utahs-nutty-putty-cave-is-sealed/ 

On 4/10/2022 at 3:36 PM, honolulu horn said:

Just did some research. Awful tragedy there. But as difficult as it is to imagine the guy's death in Nutty Putty, this particular description is worth a glance given the bizarre translations into English. Here's an example (despite the title of the page, there are no photos thank God): 

At 26, John was within the prime of his life. He is married to a one-year-old daughter and is attending medical faculty in Virginia. He’s again dwelling in Utah for some stress-free holidays together with his household.

Things didn’t go in line with plan.

John hadn’t been in any caves for years. At 6 toes tall and 200 kilos, he’s not the child he was.

https://dokaw.com/nutty-putty-cave-incident-dying-photos-why-utahs-nutty-putty-cave-is-sealed/ 

Wtf language was this translated from? There has to be an article written by someone who actually speaks english

I've read about that several times over the years.  I get the heebie jeebies every time.

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10 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Wtf language was this translated from? There has to be an article written by someone who actually speaks english

I dunno, but this line is hilarious. almost negates the tragedy
At 6 toes tall and 200 kilos, he’s not the child he was

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I dunno, but this line is hilarious. almost negates the tragedy
At 6 toes tall and 200 kilos, he’s not the child he was

The whole article is one big fubar:

"Eventually, Josh climbed to the exit of the cave for assist. But even with rescue, John was nonetheless trapped 400 toes into the cave and 100 toes beneath the floor. It took an hour to get individuals, tools and provides this far."

10 hours ago, Blotto said:

this was the first link I searched for it https://allthatsinteresting.com/nutty-putty-cave

I got about 10 lines in and noped out. I don’t need that in my head. My claustrophobia, which is getting worse as I age, is bad enough. I don’t need those details bouncing around in my brain. 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so I guess toes = feet?

I guess it does if you're the kind of guy that marries his one-year-old daughter. 

2 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I guess it does if you're the kind of guy that marries his one-year-old daughter. 

spit take GIF

wait a minute

 

200 kilos?  NO FUCKING CHANCE he was in a cave.  He was more likely in a recliner

4 hours ago, huge said:

wait a minute

 

200 kilos?  NO FUCKING CHANCE he was in a cave.  He was more likely in a recliner

Not just 200 kilos, but also only 6 toes tall. I suppose he was verrrrrrrry wide. No wonder he got stuck. 

8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The whole article is one big fubar:

"Eventually, Josh climbed to the exit of the cave for assist. But even with rescue, John was nonetheless trapped 400 toes into the cave and 100 toes beneath the floor. It took an hour to get individuals, tools and provides this far."

Ah, now I understand.

12 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

I saw that in person on a 1993 Tiger Cruise on the USS Kitty Hawk. 

10 days cruise from Pearl Harbor to The Whale's Vagina.  Air shows, gun shows, submarine shows, conventional refuling by a tanker 30 feet away, other awesome stuff.  My brother in law took me, where as most folks took their dad.  He was a weather man, so we also had access to the back cat walk over the huge rear propellers.  We launched weather rockets and weather baloons from that back deck.  We also shot machine guns off the back deck.  They tested a jet engine in the mechanics bay. 

 

I was 15 and it was awesome.

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Ready to get ragey?  Of all the Karens in the world, this is their queen.

 

32 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Ready to get ragey?  Of all the Karens in the world, this is their queen.

 

He absolutely should have called her bluff and called the police. 

Did she crash Davis at the end?

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

He absolutely should have called her bluff and ran his back wheels over the front of her prius. 

FIFM

3 hours ago, nnm said:

He absolutely should have called her bluff and called the police. 

Prius drivers are the biggest idiots on the road.

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Prius drivers are the biggest idiots on the road.

I counter your point with Porsche, BMW, corvette, and jacked up F-250 drivers. 

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

I counter your point with Porsche, BMW, corvette, and jacked up F-250 drivers. 

Those drivers are assholes.  Prius drivers are stupid.

On 4/8/2022 at 9:27 AM, Buzzrock said:

Post a video that makes you say fuck that

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CcFmXylABrv/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

There is hole like that out a Reimers Ranch over by the sex cave area.  My kids go in there while they are fucking around waiting to climb.  Makes me nervous every time.  Opening is small, no way I can fit in there.

47 minutes ago, nnm said:

I counter your point with Porsche, BMW, corvette, and jacked up F-250 drivers. 

yeah so, well I am on surly aren't I?

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19 hours ago, nnm said:

I counter your point with Porsche, BMW, corvette, and jacked up F-250 drivers. 

You forgot Audi and VW!

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