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19 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Prius Women drivers are the biggest idiots on the road.

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23 hours ago, markstanco said:

Ready to get ragey?  Of all the Karens in the world, this is their queen.

 

Please tell me she's been doxxed and attacked with impunity.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Please tell me she's been doxxed and attacked with impunity.

I was hoping the same thing!!! The truck driver did well, I might have lost it after 2 or 3 minutes. 

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I was hoping the same thing!!! The truck driver did well, I might have lost it after 2 or 3 minutes. 

I probably would have driven that truck right over her.

8 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I probably would have driven that truck right over her.


You think you’re Jack Burton?

On 4/14/2022 at 10:47 AM, Sbbruin said:

Please tell me she's been doxxed and attacked with impunity.

I watched to the end hoping that the cops showed up, she loses her cool and slaps one of them, then they beat her with their batons.

in that timeframe I think I might have gone into that taco bell ordered a large ice water and chucked it  through the fucking window at her. 

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That bike run is pretty damn cool but if you fuck up you're gonna be in a world of pain.  

I was waiting for the biker to hit a bear.

My friends in Montana knew a mountain biker that was killed by a grizzly. The autopsy showed that he had broken both wrists and collarbones before being mauled to death. The theory was he was going full speed downhill and broadsided the bear that was crossing the trail, resulting in the broken bones. The bear reacted the way a bear does when attacked and killed everything in sight.
On 4/13/2022 at 2:59 PM, nnm said:

I counter your point with Porsche, BMW, corvette, and jacked up F-250 drivers. 

 

On 4/14/2022 at 10:30 AM, markstanco said:

You forgot Audi and VW!

And Dodge Ram assholes.

Whoa there, elderly gentleman. I drive a Dodge Ram. Damn thing’s got 279K miles. It’s the only new vehicle I’ve ever purchased. My mechanic asked me to please trade it this year. 

BMW and Prius are the worst.  End of discussion.

I inherited a BMW roadster, and I have a jacked up F-150, so I'm a double asshole.  The lift is necessary in order to cross the river to my land in the summer.

33 minutes ago, OregonHorn said:

I inherited a BMW roadster, and I have a jacked up F-150, so I'm a double asshole.  The lift is necessary in order to cross the river to my land in the summer.

A Texas river, sure.   But it's not the Willamette or Columbia.

19 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


My friends in Montana knew a mountain biker that was killed by a grizzly. The autopsy showed that he had broken both wrists and collarbones before being mauled to death. The theory was he was going full speed downhill and broadsided the bear that was crossing the trail, resulting in the broken bones. The bear reacted the way a bear does when attacked and killed everything in sight.

That's horrifying, but maybe don't go biking in a grizzlie's back yard.

On 4/14/2022 at 12:39 PM, Sbbruin said:

I probably would have driven that truck right over her.

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That's horrifying, but maybe don't go biking in a grizzlie's back yard.

That happened a few months before the last time I was up there and took my kid mountain biking. At the trailhead there was a sign that a bear was seen the day before. It was the best ride I’ve ever had but I was also so paranoid and constantly scanning around for anything that might be a bear. We both had a can of bear spray in our water bottle cage and I didn’t let her lead over blind hills just in case.
Whoa there, elderly gentleman. I drive a Dodge Ram. Damn thing’s got 279K miles. It’s the only new vehicle I’ve ever purchased. My mechanic asked me to please trade it this year. 

Do you have the 9 foot extended mirrors? Your reply will be judged.

The only time I use them is when I haul hay with the 12-bale trailer. Otherwise I can’t stand them. 

11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

A Texas river, sure.   But it's not the Willamette or Columbia.

Definitely not close to that.  It's 50' wide, but under 2' deep for most of the year.  When we get sustained rain on top of mountain snow pack, it shoots up more than 10' in a day and rages.

 

Back in Austin in about '94 we got 7" in 2 hours and Bull Creek wiped out the bridge at 2222.  We get about 8' of rain a year in the coast mountains, but never coming down nearly that fast.

12 hours ago, markstanco said:


Do you have the 9 foot extended mirrors? Your reply will be judged.

In fairness I'd rather some dipshit leave his mirrors extended* all the time rather than not bother to (or not even have them installed) when he's got his loaded 12 bale-trailer on and therefore no fucking clue about anything going on behind him.

 

 

*provided you're referring to the adjustable ones. I had an old powerstroke I bought used that had ones you couldn't really fold in that I hated because I ran into 5 million things with them, including multiple atms and a drag worm unfortunately, but I loved that truck /csb

15 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

In fairness I'd rather some dipshit leave his mirrors extended* all the time rather than not bother to (or not even have them installed) when he's got his loaded 12 bale-trailer on and therefore no fucking clue about anything going on behind him.

 

 

*provided you're referring to the adjustable ones. I had an old powerstroke I bought used that had ones you couldn't really fold in that I hated because I ran into 5 million things with them, including multiple atms and a drag worm unfortunately, but I loved that truck /csb

I miss my 01 Powerstroke.  It was a great truck that I drove until about 250 or 275K.  It had the mirrors you could manually pull out. 

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

I miss my 01 Powerstroke.  It was a great truck that I drove until about 250 or 275K.  It had the mirrors you could manually pull out. 

That's my favorite vintage, mine was a '96 but I also had a  2000 later on.

37 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

That's my favorite vintage, mine was a '96 but I also had a  2000 later on.

7.3 FTW. 

5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Road rage that, uh, escalated quickly

Damn.  And, he going to pound you in the ass prison.  

On 4/17/2022 at 4:50 PM, OregonHorn said:

I inherited a BMW roadster, and I have a jacked up F-150, so I'm a double asshole.  The lift is necessary in order to cross the river to my land in the summer.

What is this 'water in the summer' you speak of?  

On 3/25/2018 at 11:29 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

16hvm0.jpgWhat in the ever loving fuck is even going on in this picture??? 

 

3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

What is this 'water in the summer' you speak of?  

*of which you speak. 

4 hours ago, Mr. Orange said:

What in the ever loving fuck is even going on in this picture??? 

freedom. 

21 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

What is this 'water in the summer' you speak of?  


It’s piss. 

22 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

380 fucking sucks

So does the Princeton PD.  

On 4/19/2022 at 2:04 PM, Mr. Orange said:

 

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