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On 8/26/2018 at 6:09 PM, Spartan52 said:

That's a bit of a mind fuck... nice job on the paint work though.

I believe the color is called "Predator"

that's exactly what it looks like at :54.  Gotdamn flux capacitor overheated I bet.

 

4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

that's exactly what it looks like at :54.  Gotdamn flux capacitor overheated I bet.

The guy above says: "Where I'm going, I don't need roads"...

The Duke Boys are not impressed-

 

 

He crashed? Just from jumping the tracks? Or did the autopilot do it?

 

I used to jump the tracks on McNeil/Howard Ln in my 1978 Datsun B210GX before they raised and leveled it and I never crashed. (CSB) Back then you jumped in the right lane and landed in the left lane and couldn't see if anybody was coming until about the last 75 feet so you had to slam on the brakes sometimes. But we definitely got off the ground pretty good. It was a fun thing to do to scare the shit out of someone in the passenger seat who didn't know what was coming. And then bang your head on the ceiling.

 

39 minutes ago, Modessit said:

He crashed? Just from jumping the tracks? Or did the autopilot do it?

 

I used to jump the tracks on McNeil/Howard Ln in my 1978 Datsun B210GX before they raised and leveled it and I never crashed. (CSB) Back then you jumped in the right lane and landed in the left lane and couldn't see if anybody was coming until about the last 75 feet so you had to slam on the brakes sometimes. But we definitely got off the ground pretty good. It was a fun thing to do to scare the shit out of someone in the passenger seat who didn't know what was coming. And then bang your head on the ceiling.

 

Never meaning no harm.

On 8/28/2018 at 3:15 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

Looks like a Flying Fox. Those fuckers are huge and will take your food if you leave it unguarded in Brisbane. 

Nice humblebrag.

youre-either-born-with-scooterin-skills-

good night sweet prince

Same face plant landing Mrs. Brat did after falling down 3 stairs in st. Paul’s cathedral a month ago. Broke her wrist and her face looked like she went several rounds with mike Tyson.

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Same face plant landing Mrs. Brat did after falling down 3 stairs in st. Paul’s cathedral a month ago. Broke her wrist and her face looked like she went several rounds with mike Tyson.

Is that what you are telling everybody?

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Same face plant landing Mrs. Brat did after falling down 3 stairs in st. Paul’s cathedral a month ago. Broke her wrist and her face looked like she went several rounds with mike Tyson.

Is the scooter ok?

24 minutes ago, Loco said:

Is the scooter rascal ok?

ftfy

16 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

*ziiiiiip

Holy shit! She ded?

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Awesome!

Holy shit is right!  I mean, his TV is in the landscape position, and he still can't turn his phone sideways.  Not even for boobies.

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

Holy shit is right!  I mean, his TV is in the landscape position, and he still can't turn his phone sideways.  Not even for boobies.

To be fair, Corby Davidson is a complete dumbass.

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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

It is probably a combination of steroids and a product called Synthol.  Synthol is basically a site injection of an oil into the muscle.  Extremely dangerous and also dumb as hell.  It does nothing but increase size artificially.  There was a documentary called "the man who's arms exploded" in which the guy who is the subject actually took so much that his arms literally exploded internally.  He had to have them drained.  It is all about a guy who used this same stuff.  It isn't even a steroid, just a cosmetic thing.  Basically Botox or collagen to the max.

20 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

It is probably a combination of steroids and a product called Synthol.  Synthol is basically a site injection of an oil into the muscle.  Extremely dangerous and also dumb as hell.  It does nothing but increase size artificially.  There was a documentary called "the man who's arms exploded" in which the guy who is the subject actually took so much that his arms literally exploded internally.  He had to have them drained.  It is all about a guy who used this same stuff.  It isn't even a steroid, just a cosmetic thing.  Basically Botox or collagen to the max.

That’s what carrot top does.

6 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Roids? Seriously wtf is that?

Synthol.  These guys inject an oil into themselves and it sits there forever, until it abscesses and starts to leak out of the pores.  Dudes have had to have limbs amputated because of it.  Seems to be alot of Brazilians that do it.  Google images for the lulz.

Synthol really shows the mental illness side of some of these roid guys. It doesn't remotely look good or real, and yet they somehow get addicted to it and keep injecting more and more until they look like a fucked up popeye dolls or some shit. Kinda funny how the only people they're fooling are themselves. 

driving across a bridge during a hurricane.
 
Looks like that white van was about to go into the water.
12 minutes ago, Modessit said:
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:
driving across a bridge during a hurricane.
 

Looks like that white van was about to go into the water.

Pucker Factor: 1,000

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52 minutes ago, Modessit said:
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:
driving across a bridge during a hurricane.
 

Looks like that white van was about to go into the water.

Driver better get the hell out of that van before he gets taken down to Davy Jone's locker.

8 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Driver better get the hell out of that van before he gets taken down to Davy Jone's locker.

Maybe he's delivering Colonel Sanders. 

Seen this morning in Manor. Passed the accident and followed the tow truck out. How fast do you need to be going to have your cattle guard and bumper cover stay embedded into the van you hit? 117a4b1d2d5c672bbe13230a5ec3b278.jpg

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