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15 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Male trees on the right side of road and Females on the left.

Like anyone could even know that, Napoleon. 

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motherfuck that’s your cousin?  
Her grandma and my grandma were sisters. I've met her in person once. Will probably see her again at a reunion in August.

When I was 14, I got an extended view of her mom's (about 19 at the time) freckled cleavage in a bikini. It moved.
1 hour ago, Modessit said:

Her grandma and my grandma were sisters. I've met her in person once. Will probably see her again at a reunion in August.

When I was 14, I got an extended view of her mom's (about 19 at the time) freckled cleavage in a bikini. It moved.

would love more pics of the cousin, and possibly her mom 🙏

That snake was living the life he imagined. Until the humans came home and fucked it up. 

23 hours ago, NWBuck said:

 

All I learned from that is that Featherstone transferred from Texas St to ESU and was moved to Linebacker.

i'd burn the fucking house down if i came home to that.

going to hell, I laughed when the car reversed 

7 hours ago, nnm said:

 

does not seem to be wearing a helmet, how did he not go byebye pop pop??

 

"oh shit" guy with the limp never gets old

would love more pics of the cousin, and possibly her mom [emoji120]
The LFL pics are from 3 years ago:

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Here's a pic from this year (with mom). Can't find any old pics of mom to show what she looked like 35 years ago:

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9 hours ago, tx ind said:

going to hell, I laughed when the car reversed 

With a little front-wheel drive tire spin.

41 minutes ago, Modessit said:

The LFL pics are from 3 years ago:

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damn man. I bet family reunions are fun. 

if this dude can make a college roster, you can talk to that girl at the bar

 

12 hours ago, brakeman said:

With a little front-wheel drive tire spin.


Shit, I’m fishtailing the truck in 4WD right on in. 

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

if this dude can make a college roster, you can talk to that girl at the bar

 

If the dude's name is John Fisher, that would be tremendous.

"St. John Fisher. Buffalo."

12 hours ago, 52-80 said:

if this dude can make a college roster, you can talk to that girl at the bar

 

“ ….and he’s got 2 assists and a bimal ankle fracture…”

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

How can that be real?

55 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

How can that be real?

That’s cotton from Cottonwood trees. Instantaneous burn if those chickenshits would have lit that lawn from the other side. They did the responsible thing, though. 

On 4/26/2022 at 7:23 AM, BigDHornfan said:

Hell if she was my first cousin, I'd risk the retarded offspring

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On 4/27/2022 at 7:44 PM, mchookem said:

does not seem to be wearing a helmet, how did he not go byebye pop pop??

 

Tires on cars distribute pressure pretty well. I've had my foot rolled up on and it didn't even hurt really. 

(In real life that would have totally stopped the car)

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21 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s cotton from Cottonwood trees. Instantaneous burn if those chickenshits would have lit that lawn from the other side. They did the responsible thing, though. 

Could you elaborate? Are you saying the fluff burns faster in certain directions? Like it would've been a huge explosion? I'm very confused by your statement.

They’re burning against the wind, a la Bob Seger.  It wouldn’t have been a huge explosion if they started with the wind- just a really cool flash fire. 

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Unnecessary hyphen, and ou sucks.

8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Holy Shit

On 4/27/2022 at 1:12 PM, nnm said:

 

I was in Austin last week and notice a lot of Lime scooter laying about. Have any of you noticed this as well? (ducks and runs)

17 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Burning the poplar fluff.

What's that? (to Mrs. Bullneck) I'm just trying to light this pollen on fire?  Saw it last night.  Why do you ask?

On 4/26/2022 at 7:55 AM, futureman said:

it’s really not much of a risk with cousins. 

Just askin' , is this experience talkin'?  Perhaps there is something you'd like to share with the class?

12 hours ago, brakeman said:

Burning the poplar fluff.

Based on the background talking, I'm going with Asian fluff, which I'm partial to.

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