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17 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

holy shit indeed

My old Engineering Statics Professor just came up with a new question for finals.

18 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

holy shit indeed

 

Spent a bunch of time in shipyards around the world commissioning equipment on drilling rigs and the heavy lift barges never cease to amaze me.  Here,  let's lift the massive topside module at one time and drop it right into place.   That Hyundai 10000 it a 10K ton lift capacity and almost the biggest one out out.  At the Kiewit yard in Ingleside, they built at 13K ton shearleg crane just to lift the Thunderhorse topside modules (production, compression, generator) in one lift each.  I did an equipment survey on the TH in Korea before it was hauled to Kiewit.    IIRC, just the module topside area was about 60 yards by 115 yards.  I paced it off and laughed at the thought of a regulation size football field on the top of a semisubmersible.    /CSB

35 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Something, something, Hope Solo South Austin's mom...

fify

5 hours ago, davidg said:

Spent a bunch of time in shipyards around the world commissioning equipment on drilling rigs and the heavy lift barges never cease to amaze me.  Here,  let's lift the massive topside module at one time and drop it right into place.   That Hyundai 10000 it a 10K ton lift capacity and almost the biggest one out out.  At the Kiewit yard in Ingleside, they built at 13K ton shearleg crane just to lift the Thunderhorse topside modules (production, compression, generator) in one lift each.  I did an equipment survey on the TH in Korea before it was hauled to Kiewit.    IIRC, just the module topside area was about 60 yards by 115 yards.  I paced it off and laughed at the thought of a regulation size football field on the top of a semisubmersible.    /CSB

Hadn't heard that name in a while. I was working for a production company at the time and shot the Thunderhorse sailout at Ingleside back in 2006. First and last time I ever pointed a camera at something moving under 0.5 mph for 8 straight hours. /CSB

14 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

whale lands on a boat

 

What a dick move.

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

fake

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

why are you posting shitty, meaningless animations?

2 hours ago, RPM said:

fake

 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

why are you posting shitty, meaningless animations?

Its Real To Me GIFs | Tenor

Water was a dead give away, before anything else.

It’s a decent job for what it is, but it’s still a creation. 

She should run for city council.

 

If she does, we get to see her tits first, right? We wouldn’t want this rule of science to turn into a disaster.

51 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Fuck that thing it's gotta be the debil.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Fuck that thing it's gotta be the debil.

666

999

 

Spanning the globe...

9 hours ago, RPM said:

She should run for city council.

 

Dumb bitch should have been paying attention to the game and not texting her friends making brunch plans for Sunday

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

You know you're old when the first thought is "That looks dangerous AF. I'd be in traction for ____ days if I crashed."

Still looks like a lot of fun and something I would have done when I was younger.

 

The guy at 1:45 was lucky he was wearing a helmet because his head went crashing into that wall.

8 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

We built a cart like this and went down a long dirt road hill that we lived on when I was a kid. We used bike wheels and discarded lumber. No other houses, carts, or people around though. For a bunch of reasons I’m lucky to be alive. 

8 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Dumb bitch should have been paying attention to the game and not texting her friends making brunch plans for Sunday

She's a reporter reporting on the game.  Maybe you should pay attention.

 

42 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

She's a reporter reporting on the game.  Maybe you she should pay attention.

Fixed.

3 hours ago, nnm said:

We built a cart like this and went down a long dirt road hill that we lived on when I was a kid. We used bike wheels and discarded lumber. No other houses, carts, or people around though. For a bunch of reasons I’m lucky to be alive. 

I had a wagon that was factory built to be a downhill racer. It was about twice the size of a regular wagon, the sides were removable so it was completely flat and it had a foot brake on the back. Problem was you had to ride it like the Skeleton, laying face down so you could use the brakes with the pull handle facing forward so you could steer. A true suicide machine.

21 minutes ago, RPM said:

I had a wagon that was factory built to be a downhill racer. It was about twice the size of a regular wagon, the sides were removable so it was completely flat and it had a foot brake on the back. Problem was you had to ride it like the Skeleton, laying face down so you could use the brakes with the pull handle facing forward so you could steer. A true suicide machine.

Was it sprung from cages on Highway 9?? 

20 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Was it sprung from cages on Highway 9?? 

If I knew a guy named Jimmy with a Mack it would have happened.

Edited by RPM

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

She's a reporter reporting on the game.  Maybe you should pay attention.

 

And that makes her less likely to be texting about Sunday brunch?  

On 5/19/2022 at 6:05 AM, LW Goatman said:

What a Moby dick move.

FIFY

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

And that makes her less likely to be texting about Sunday brunch?  

Was that what she was texting?  

14 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

10-year old me would've moved to Mexico if I had known I could go pro at homemade janky cart racing.  2x4s, a plastic seat ripped from a Big Wheel, and a set of lawn mower wheels... I owned the streets of North Austin for a short time but it would've been nice to learn from the masters on the dirt streets of Guadalajara.  

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

not jupiter. that’s a cross section of a geode. 

20 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Can anyone translate what they were saying? I just a words that I understood - pendejo and Jackson 5 (at the 0:20 mark).

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