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Car collides with moose here in Colorado.  No deaths (including the moose).

 

Car collides with moose here in Colorado.  No deaths (including the moose).
 

My uncle was driving back home late one night and there was a dude standing in the middle of the highway waving his arms, he swerved to miss him and hit the guy’s horse. Luckily, the mass of the horse missed his head as it turned his car into a convertible.
53 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Why not pull the kid up from the window he came out of?

edit: nevermind. article doesn't state clearly if that dude was a random dude walking down the street or the neighbor below.

Edited by crash_davis

21 hours ago, Parliament said:

Why not pull the kid up from the window he came out of?

 

20 hours ago, crash_davis said:

edit: nevermind. article doesn't state clearly if that dude was a random dude walking down the street or the neighbor below.

I read he was an onlooker and ran into the building, but I'm guessing he didn't have access to that floor. or maybe his miscalculated and figured he didn't have enough time to run up there. I wanna know what kind of hold-opens those windows have. Seems like they would have collapsed under that weight, but nope.

22 hours ago, Goredho said:

Car collides with moose here in Colorado.  No deaths (including the moose).

 

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On 5/26/2022 at 3:47 PM, Goredho said:

Car collides with moose here in Colorado.  No deaths (including the moose).

 

Anyone know moose meat tastes like?

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Anyone know moose meat tastes like?

A lot like venison. Bit stronger flavor.

4 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

I can't stop watching this. It running into the glass window is killing me. 

Here's what precipitated it. Makes it a little less funny. 

 

Edited by ztejas

The bear obviously wants no part of that pissed off moose, so why didn't the momma charge the bear before it killed her calf? 

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23 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

This happened 34 minutes after I'd left the lodge. The griz killed one of two calves the moose had. 

17 hours ago, Blotto said:

The bear obviously wants no part of that pissed off moose, so why didn't the momma charge the bear before it killed her calf? 

Was thinking about this too. I think it's a calculus. Losing one calf is acceptable to not endanger itself and potentially the other calf. Losing both calves ain't gonna fly. 

On 5/30/2022 at 4:16 AM, ztejas said:

I can't stop watching this. It running into the glass window is killing me. 

Here's what precipitated it. Makes it a little less funny. 

 

The stupid woman in the comments saying “No one scared away the bear. Sick.” Is an utter fucking lunatic.  It’s nature, not Disney, you fucking lackwit…

Edited by lilMAC25

Nature gives no fucks. 
 

i will say, after reviewing the additional video, that the Momma Moose kinda Clapton’d that one. 

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Nature gives no fucks. 
 

i will say, after reviewing the additional video, that the Momma Moose kinda Clapton’d that one. 

Dude...

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

 

My favorite part is when the truck driver gets out to finish the job!

On 5/28/2022 at 1:30 AM, Superhero said:

Anyone know moose meat tastes like?

I had a fair bit of it in Sweden.  Served cold like cold cuts.  It was awesome.

On 5/30/2022 at 9:40 PM, LTbear said:

This happened 34 minutes after I'd left the lodge. The griz killed one of two calves the moose had. 

Wow, you bearely missed it

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On 5/30/2022 at 8:40 PM, LTbear said:

34 minutes after I'd left the lodge.

That's a VERY specific amount of time....

42 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

That's a VERY specific amount of time....

Ha. I meant to type 45, as I only knew it was a bit under an hour going off what people said on Instagram. 

32 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Ha. I meant to type 45, as I only knew it was a bit under an hour going off what people said on Instagram. 

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16 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

A Møøse once bit my sister...

Yeah, but she shouldn't have karving her initials on the møøse in the first place.

yeah, I don't think I have the reflexes for this version
 

Goddamn… milli vanilli got some reaction time.

Yeah, he probably banged her in a closet shortly after this picture was taken.

30 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Great twitter account. 
 

 

 

 

 

51 minutes ago, Hate said:

Yeah, he probably banged her in a closet shortly after this picture was taken.

I wondered about that initially,  then I came to my senses.  Of course he did

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Legit Audrey Hepburn vibes...

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