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59 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

I see the guy run back to the control table before things go completely crazy and I think he is brave for risking his life to hit the emergency shut off.  Dangerous, but based on the current situation a great thing to do.  Then I see him run away from the table with his phone…..

12 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Holy shit. That ol boy is going to be the punchline of one of those “… and then he turned the gun on himself” stories. 

On 6/5/2022 at 7:59 AM, CooterBrown said:


A few comment that’s unusual behavior for an alligator but this guy gets it.

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4 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

watch until the end.

Meth is a bitch. 

 

His hands are that dexterous because his only sexual outlet is serial masturbation.
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


His hands are that dexterous because his only sexual outlet is serial masturbation.

Wonder what his Surly username is.

8 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Wonder what his Surly username is.

shadow_operative

 

I'll see myself out.

11 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

 

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


His hands are that dexterous because his only sexual outlet is serial masturbation.

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2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Consider yourself lucky and walk away dude.

More like RUN!

3 hours ago, bluto said:

TANKS FOR NOOTHIN

 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

*nuttin’

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4 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Having just been there..that may be the prettiest gal in all of Dublin.

She looks like she's from east Texas. 

On 6/3/2022 at 9:56 PM, Message Board User said:

 

 

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18 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

god I don't know what's the bigger boner killer - that accent or a midwestern one

Boston.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

 

1875913

 

 

Baaahstin.

fify cause I'm wicked smaht.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

1875913

 

 

Boston.

Anything “up north”. Bawhsssstun, New Yawk, any of that fucked up shit. 

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