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18 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

If such a vehicle existed, I believe the war would have been over long ago. The first giveaway for me is that we know the russians are incapable of maintaining such a perfectly synched column of tanks. Thought they were all on a train until the video panned to the front of the convoy. If it's from a movie, I want to see it. If it's a video game, I want to play it.


If it’s legit, or semi legit and just enhanced, fuck putin. 
 

No, wait. Fuck putin anyway. 

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6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Aww man, i wanted that to be real. 

It will be.

It. Will. Be.

80s kids will be traumatized:

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

80s kids will be traumatized:

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as I posted at some point in the past, not sure what disturbed me more: that scene or when Bastian's dad cracked an egg into his orange juice, blended it up, and drank it.

42 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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I don't know this movie, but I do know that I can see most of her boobie.

14 minutes ago, Hate said:

I don't know this movie, but I do know that I can see most of her boobie.

the neverending story?  must have blocked it from your memory. 

I do remember that movie, but I don't remember boobs in it. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

This should go in the post a video of an idiot thread

Who the fuck would think it's a good idea to hunt a 8'+ alligator in a canoe?

22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Who the fuck would think it's a good idea to hunt a 8'+ alligator in a canoe?

A lot of areas need flat bottom vessels to navigate. I've hunted gators that ended up being that size (you never know what you'll find at the end of the line) in small jon boats, but lawful means included using a 22. 

You can tell from the tail that is a good size gator. Someone else should've pulled the line and let him ready the spear for the head. 

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27 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Who the fuck would think it's a good idea to hunt a 8'+ alligator in a canoe?

that guy?

mouth already taped shut.  Looks like he landed on the head of the gator which would have ended much worse if not taped. 

15 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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When drinking alone in your garage gets real.  

Bonkers 

He’s now a multi time WR holder. What’s crazy is his best jump in HS (19’10.5”) was =#3 all time by anyone, any age.
1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:


He’s now a multi time WR holder. What’s crazy is his best jump in HS (19’10.5”) was =#3 all time by anyone, any age.

Fucking bonkers, then

15 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


He’s now a multi time WR holder. What’s crazy is his best jump in HS (19’10.5”) was =#3 all time by anyone, any age.

bugs me that he doesn’t represent america when he competes. he’s born in louisiana. lived in louisiana his whole life. dad is from louisiana. english is his first language, learned conversational swedish via lessons on skype. mom from sweden. competes for sweden. 

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

Good way to get shot by the cops.

Are they black?

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On 7/4/2022 at 2:32 PM, futureman said:

bugs me that he doesn’t represent america when he competes. he’s born in louisiana. lived in louisiana his whole life. dad is from louisiana. english is his first language, learned conversational swedish via lessons on skype. mom from sweden. competes for sweden. 

It's dumb but the US has a bunch of athletes like that. Feel like it balances out.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Oops.

Put it in reverse, Terry!

bugs me that he doesn’t represent america when he competes. he’s born in louisiana. lived in louisiana his whole life. dad is from louisiana. english is his first language, learned conversational swedish via lessons on skype. mom from sweden. competes for sweden. 

He does have a smoking hot Swedish model girlfriend. That’s reason enough.

Seriously though it’s good business. Mondo has had a multi million dollar annual income since he was 19 partly because he represents Sweden. Puma, Red Bull, Omega, etc all have him as their brand ambassador all over Europe because of the Sweden connection. He doesn’t get 10% of that as an American. He also doesn’t have to risk binning out at the Trials, which is a big factor.

I knew a few US olympic track athletes whose only endorsement was Nike. One contract was $20K + $10K travel reimbursements. Another’s entire Nike deal was, no shit, a once a year fill up a shopping cart at the Nike HQ store just like in Supermarket Sweep.
1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Can’t stick it in the ground.  It’s not gonna work.  Ya gotta put it in the chute.   

1 minute ago, tfoolry said:

Can’t stick it in the ground.  It’s not gonna work.  Ya gotta put it in the chute.   

people are just so goddamn stupid.  the woman jumping up to grab her baby is a nice touch.

My favorite is the guy by the car who first realizes shit's about to go down. He wisely plugged his ears, but didn't appear to warn anybody, and then turned around to watch it from close up. To be fair though, I'm not sure I wouldn't have done something similar. I definitely would've shouted out a warning, but that's also something you know you really want to watch. I'm always wearing safety glasses when I'm playing with fireworks though.

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Are they black?

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4 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

My favorite is the guy by the car who first realizes shit's about to go down. He wisely plugged his ears, but didn't appear to warn anybody, and then turned around to watch it from close up. To be fair though, I'm not sure I wouldn't have done something similar. I definitely would've shouted out a warning, but that's also something you know you really want to watch. I'm always wearing safety glasses when I'm playing with fireworks though.

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