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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

 

I wonder how he fit his giant balls into that wetsuit.

12 hours ago, mchookem said:

good lord this page 😳 lol

except orcas, they're just assholes.

but did it make you say Holy Shit!?

29 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

“How much for just the top?”

-Chris Rock 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

hypothetical...if Riley Cooper were still playing and got a ring with the Rams, could he get the 'End Racism' removed from end zone?  or there like another charge for a new mold or something?

7 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

So freaking cool- my understanding is that when you touch the nose/snout of a shark, you short circuit all of the bioelectrical sensors they use to hunt prey.

That being said, I have no interest in testing "things I learned on the Discovery Channel" anytime soon

On 6/21/2022 at 1:20 PM, brakeman said:

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Dig a hole and pour. Problem solved.

Late to the party, but I’ve got an aggy story.

I was living in a DFW apartment complex in the late 80s.  One Saturday, I was leaving to run an errand, and there was an aggy changing his oil in the parking lot (aggy window sticker). When I returned, he was dumping his used oil in the storm drain a good distance from his car. I pulled up and asked him if he was fucking stupid because that’s what an aggy would do. No reaction.

 
I have no idea what the backstory on this is, or what happened after.

It’s been posted before a few times, everybody lived.
18 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

How many are going to wake up after a bender and the top is gone?

On 7/21/2022 at 12:15 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

When Noodling goes off the rails in Pennsyltucky. 

On 7/21/2022 at 12:30 PM, nnm said:

RIP snek.  Could have been RIP owner.

FAFO

Should’ve let nature take its course. Senseless killing, imo. 

On 7/21/2022 at 8:53 PM, crash_davis said:

sinkhole in a pool. one dude was missing but later found dead. 

https://m.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-712728/amp

 

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Would be as good as new. 

On 7/21/2022 at 7:25 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nsiap

 

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13 hours ago, RPM said:

How many are going to wake up after a bender and the top is gone?

 

1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

Totally justified. 

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

Totally justified. 

Yep and loved how it looked as though he was chasing him down at the end to beat his ass. 

Not really HS, but pretty cool. 

 

14 minutes ago, nnm said:

Not really HS, but pretty cool. 

 

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Ok, which one of your degenerates left this by the dumpster by our townhouse in Dallas?

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We took some garbage out this morning and just about had a heart attack. It’s some sort of rubbery material, super realistic-looking. Seriously thought I’d walked up on a body. 

So what are you going to name "her"?

10 minutes ago, nnm said:

Ok, which one of your degenerates left this by the dumpster by our townhouse in Dallas?

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We took some garbage out this morning and just about had a heart attack. It’s some sort of rubbery material, super realistic-looking. Seriously thought I’d walked up on a body. 

Weird toe, WNB.

On 7/22/2022 at 12:28 AM, Blotto said:

 

 Saw this on reddit earlier. His reaction cracks me up, but there is some foul language, so keep the volume low if in public

 

 

Fuckin hell. Guess he wasn't very fond of that pinky. I would've reacted worse just from my sunglasses slipping into the water. 

2 hours ago, Hate said:

So what are you going to name "her"?

mom

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Ok, which one of your degenerates left this by the dumpster by our townhouse in Dallas?

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We took some garbage out this morning and just about had a heart attack. It’s some sort of rubbery material, super realistic-looking. Seriously thought I’d walked up on a body. 

Any chance it’s still there?  Asking for a friend. 

13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Any chance it’s still there?  Asking for a friend. 


After they threw all their used depends and catheters on top of it?

 

Tell your friend… ewww.

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Ok, which one of your degenerates left this by the dumpster by our townhouse in Dallas?

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We took some garbage out this morning and just about had a heart attack. It’s some sort of rubbery material, super realistic-looking. Seriously thought I’d walked up on a body. 

Reminds me of this movie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 

 

Well that took me down a bit of a hole. Apparently a gator did the same thing to her in that tank. Not sure if this was before or after the lamb video. She seems like kind of a dick for not doing more for the guy that just saved her life though.

 

On 7/25/2022 at 12:29 PM, nnm said:

Ok, which one of your degenerates left this by the dumpster by our townhouse in Dallas?

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We took some garbage out this morning and just about had a heart attack. It’s some sort of rubbery material, super realistic-looking. Seriously thought I’d walked up on a body. 

Somebody's wife got pissed!

6 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Well that took me down a bit of a hole. Apparently a gator did the same thing to her in that tank. Not sure if this was before or after the lamb video. She seems like kind of a dick for not doing more for the guy that just saved her life though.

 

Fuck everyone involved with this except the gator.

Too bad it did not eat both of their faces off.

Fuck those morons.

10 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

The instinct kicked-in in the lizard brain.

 

 

7 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Well that took me down a bit of a hole. Apparently a gator did the same thing to her in that tank. Not sure if this was before or after the lamb video. She seems like kind of a dick for not doing more for the guy that just saved her life though.

 

Same idiot woman wearing the same stupid sandals. She was incredibly stupid in the first video, and the second video just confirmed she is in the running for a Darwin award.

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

Same idiot woman wearing the same stupid sandals.

I think they're Crocs...

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck everyone involved with this except the gator.

Too bad it did not eat both of their faces off.

Fuck those morons.

I have a hard time criticizing the random dude that jumped on its back to help the chick out. Thats pretty ballsy. 

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

I have a hard time criticizing the random dude that jumped on its back to help the chick out. Thats pretty ballsy. 

yeah, what a chad. 

why the fuck was there nobody else to help?  where's the rest of the staff?  why didn't they have a snare of some sort when the dude had the gator mounted and under control?  they're not exactly on a traveling road show..

On 7/26/2022 at 9:45 AM, SquishMitten said:

Well that took me down a bit of a hole. Apparently a gator did the same thing to her in that tank. Not sure if this was before or after the lamb video. She seems like kind of a dick for not doing more for the guy that just saved her life though.

 

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On 7/25/2022 at 10:13 PM, Superhero said:

 

Appropriate avatar is appropriate.

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