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I guess I can cross off couch delivery from my list of possible careers

 

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3 hours ago, markstanco said:


Ironically that is exactly what they are doing to most malls.

Not really irony, but I get your point

14 hours ago, Superhero said:

Fake but funny. 

Yeah, he “ran up to the cockpit”… in a Cessna 172. Lol

Apparently the backstory on the dude knocking the chick out is all those girls were trying to jump his daughter, who he was protecting.

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Well, in that case…. Good for Poppa.

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Science!

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6 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Science!

Where's Bert?

50 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Are the oceans overharvested or did we just blow the fuck out of the fish population?

Just now, Shoxthemonkey said:

Are the oceans overharvested or did we just blow the fuck out of the fish population?

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18 hours ago, Mittens said:

Apparently the backstory on the dude knocking the chick out is all those girls were trying to jump his daughter, who he was protecting.

We are all one bad video edit away from villainy. 

21 hours ago, Mittens said:

Apparently the backstory on the dude knocking the chick out is all those girls were trying to jump his daughter, who he was protecting.

Wait, he wasn't protecting shit. He went full Erlich Bachman. They brought piss to a shit fight.

7 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Sea floor has just been chilling for a few hundred thousand years, and we feel the need to blow the everloving shit out of it with a nuclear bomb. Goddamn it. 

10 minutes ago, brakeman said:

I would like a look at heart rate monitor results.

There's only one documented instance of an orca biting a human. 

Not that I wouldn't be shitting my pants. 

Best thing that guy did was remain calm...of course, he could have also swam to shore.

55 minutes ago, brakeman said:

I would like a look at heart rate monitor results.

I really thought we might get to see the first full-on Orca attack. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

There's only one documented instance of an orca biting a human. 

…in the wild.  

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

…in the wild.  

Yeah it's crazy what they do when you imprison them and subject them to humiliation. 

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

I would like a look at heart rate monitor results.

I'd be stuck between some nature hippie conversing with the universe breakdown while simultaneously peeing my britches and possibly violently shitting myself as my heart reached the "I can't breathe" level 

3 hours ago, Hate said:

Best thing that guy did was remain calm...of course, he could have also swam to shore.

swum

35 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

swum

Swimded 

On 7/28/2022 at 4:42 PM, clapclapclap said:

Different angle:

 

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13 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

 blow the everloving shit out of it

Yes Sir

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risk reward ratio seems out of my comfort range

 

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

risk reward ratio seems out of my comfort range

 

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White people, amirite?

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