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6 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

If his instinct was to counter punch would he be at fault?

Not if I'm in the jury box. 

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7 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

If his instinct was to counter punch would he be at fault?

No, but he’d be sleeping on the couch for a lot longer. 

On 7/29/2022 at 9:10 PM, brakeman said:

I would like a look at heart rate monitor results.

orcas are smarter than 99% of the posters on surly and they don’t fuck with humans. I’d have pet the big fucker and tried to get a ride on the dorsal fin. 

that also happened years ago. she swam in after a first encounter and then swam back out to them.

 

4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

If his instinct was to counter punch would he be at fault?

The guy was flossing. He had it coming.  There’s some things you just can’t do as a man. Hitting a woman is one, flossing is another.  Besides, it wasn’t even a clean punch,  she missed and got him with a forearm to the head. No harm no foul. 

On 7/29/2022 at 10:22 PM, ztejas said:

There's only one documented instance of an orca biting a human. 

Not that I wouldn't be shitting my pants. 

 

On 7/30/2022 at 12:08 AM, Guadaloopy said:

…in the wild.  

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Of course, we’d all take a nibble of a young Bo Derek. 

13 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Armed robber’s legs don’t work no more…

 

even when someone fucks around and finds out there's still something so unsettling and sad about seeing them die.

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

even when someone fucks around and finds out there's still something so unsettling and sad about seeing them die.

True, but maybe he should have chosen purse snatching instead. I know there are videos out there of purse snatchers getting pummeled, but it’s pretty low risk for both parties. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

Hope that baby found a new mother to adopt it. But, crocs gotta feed their families, too. 
 

Note:  What kind of a +rep is appropriate for something like this? 😬?

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On 7/28/2022 at 9:01 PM, Bullneck said:

 

 

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1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

 

I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over an hour. 

21 hours ago, futureman said:

orcas are smarter than 99% of the posters on surly and they don’t fuck with humans. I’d have pet the big fucker and tried to get a ride on the dorsal fin. 

And then parallel park it on the first attempt at the dock

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over an hour. 

I would have never guessed. 

even when someone fucks around and finds out there's still something so unsettling and sad about seeing them die.

Change your tampon. That may help. I love it when shit people get shot.
 
Some context needed 
I'm fairly certain there was a longer version where a friend of the flossing guy touched the girl's ass or something. She thought it was flossing and punched him.
10 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

Is this the same guy on the same boat that lost a pinky to the same shark a few pages back? You'd think he would've learned his lesson. 😉

27 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Is this the same guy on the same boat that lost a pinky to the same shark a few pages back? You'd think he would've learned his lesson. 😉

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17 hours ago, futureman said:

I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over an hour. 

This explains the anger and the sight into the future.

17 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

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14 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

This explains the anger and the sight into the future.

I’m curious like a cat.  I have a couple of friends that call me “whiskers”.

14 hours ago, markstanco said:


Change your tampon. That may help. I love it when shit people get shot.

I don't enjoy watching people get paralyzed/killed over a stupid decision but if you point a gun at someone you deserve to get shot.

of course he should have been shot.  doesn’t change the fact that watching someone die is troubling. 

14 minutes ago, futureman said:

of course he should have been shot.  doesn’t change the fact that watching someone die is troubling. 

I'd be concerned if it got to a point where it wasn't troubling for me.  Unless we're talking about a serial killer/child rapist etc, in which case I'd be happy to pull the trigger.

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Is this the same guy on the same boat that lost a pinky to the same shark a few pages back? You'd think he would've learned his lesson. 😉

Uh, no that was some other guy. 
 

On 7/31/2022 at 2:23 PM, futureman said:

even when someone fucks around and finds out there's still something so unsettling and sad about seeing them die.

Got damn. Ultimate fafo, but him realizing in the moment his walking sticks no longer work has to be brutal. 

7 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Camera operator and/or editor should be banned from electronics. Absolutely none of the promised action is actually in the video. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Camera operator and/or editor should be banned from electronics. Absolutely none of the promised action is actually in the video. 

True.

but still holy shit.

On 7/30/2022 at 10:09 PM, brakeman said:

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

 

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1 minute ago, Hpara759 said:

 

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Soccer . . .



This has got me freaked out. I mean fuck around and find out, but damn that’s awful.
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Camera operator and/or editor should be banned from electronics. Absolutely none of the promised action is actually in the video. 


Thanks for saving me the time. 

5 hours ago, Cornpop said:

My college roommate and I used to light bottle rockets off our balcony and shoot them at neighboring apartment buildings. This was in the late ‘80s. I’m really surprised we never got the cops called on us. 

15 hours ago, nnm said:

Camera operator and/or editor should be banned from electronics. Absolutely none of the promised action is actually in the video. 

How about a spoiler, bitch? 

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

~Steven Wright

Who was filming that? It seems like a Go Pro is following his helmet around, but I don't see anything attached to the person. 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

My college roommate and I used to light bottle rockets off our balcony and shoot them at neighboring apartment buildings. This was in the late ‘80s. I’m really surprised we never got the cops called on us. 

In the early 80’s this happened just about every night in west campus.  

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Dude needs to take that wadded up mess and throw it in the trash as is and take up golf.

 

The camera is on a selfie stick type think and the software automatically erases the stick as it records.

 

1 minute ago, davidg said:

Dude needs to take that wadded up mess and throw it in the trash as is and take up golf.

 

The camera is on a selfie stick type think and the software automatically erases the stick as it records.

 

Life just gave him a warning. Hopefully he's smart enough to recognize it.

Lyme disease is an intergalactic gift. No, really.

It's 2022. What the fuck is wrong with people?

 

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