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57 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hindu some damage.

Yeah some of those ladies probably needed Kama Suture treatment afterward.

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Best part was when the kid dressed like Fez from That 70's Show brought him a foreign object.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hindu some damage.

That little dude had a brick in his hand. I don't feel to sorry for him. That was some straight up drunk/drugs Indian street kids shit right there.

Crazy.

49 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Best part was when the kid dressed like Fez from That 70's Show brought him a foreign object.

I thought it was a fluorescent bulb until it bent instead of popped. 

Why does the caption say John Cena?  That was a textbook Goldberg spear!

Looked as though that last pile driving knocked him nearly clean fucking out.

Very woozy after that.

23 hours ago, NateHitch said:

May be a repost, I remember seeing this a while back but not from this angle.

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That's just reversed.

They can cut that video down to about 10 seconds.


And then delete it. I was hoping for so much more.

That was amazing. There's some gold in the comments section too. 

(The indian video.. didn't realize we had one more page after)

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22 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

That was amazing. There's some gold in the comments section too. 

(The indian video.. didn't realize we had one more page after)

this one had me rollin.

 

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Why’d he beat princess jasmine with the pvc?

 

16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hindu some damage.

Sari for partying

Man people lost their minds on Insta over that duck video

57 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Man people lost their minds on Insta over that duck video

 

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Belgian Blue cattle...they've got a genetic mutation that causes muscular malformation.  i used to buy a side from a farmer in Nacogdoches who bred them.  they're fucking delicious...leaner than turkey breast but they have 4x the muscle fiber in one square inch than the avg. cow, and the striation makes it tender as fuck.  you can cut it with a fork so long as you don't cook over med-rare.

but being so lean the brisket sucks,.

8 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 

lol...dumb fucker. wrapped the buoy line up in his prop. 

20 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Better suited for the Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do thread?

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Belgian Blue cattle...they've got a genetic mutation that causes muscular malformation.  i used to buy a side from a farmer in Nacogdoches who bred them.  they're fucking delicious...leaner than turkey breast but they have 4x the muscle fiber in one square inch than the avg. cow, and the striation makes it tender as fuck.  you can cut it with a fork so long as you don't cook over med-rare.

but being so lean the brisket sucks,.

did you get testicular cancer?  cause eating anything from that cow looks like how you get testicular cancer.

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

"All hands, secure conning tower.  DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!"

"Dammit, Carl, we are not a submari...."

"I SAID DIVE, GODDAMMIT!!"

On 9/12/2018 at 1:56 PM, Buzzrock said:

 

Can one of you lake-farers explain wtf?

8 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Can one of you lake-farers explain wtf?

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14 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Can one of you lake-farers explain wtf?

In a slalom course, you're supposed to drive the boat between the buoys, not over them. The course must have been pretty solidly anchored for the ropes to stop the boat like that, though. I'm impressed by the stop and the stupidity.

16 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Can one of you lake-farers explain wtf?

Kyrie got you covered in post 1431.

1 minute ago, baboso said:

Kyrie got you covered in post 1431.

Thanks.  Somehow I missed that.

 

i'm surprised it's taken this long for that to happen at one of these events.  the dude driving wasn't even close to staying in the lane?   drunk?  getting a blow job?  both?

not a pic or a gif.  don't care.  holy shit material.

didn't see how this came about but i wonder who shot first.  that's a lot of fucking bullets flying.  surprised more people were not shot.

 

 

That robber had some mariokart red turtle bullets. Hit 2 people with what could only have been 2 or 3 shots. 

Nobody on the Cowboys can tackle/ hit like curry festival dude.

Holy shit, indeed.  Maybe international American football has hope after all...

 

Hitting the women will only further endear him to Jerrah...

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18 hours ago, crash_davis said:

not a pic or a gif.  don't care.  holy shit material.

didn't see how this came about but i wonder who shot first.  that's a lot of fucking bullets flying.  surprised more people were not shot.

 

 

That’s what he gets for wearing shorts.

On 9/14/2018 at 12:26 PM, crash_davis said:

not a pic or a gif.  don't care.  holy shit material.

didn't see how this came about but i wonder who shot first.  that's a lot of fucking bullets flying.  surprised more people were not shot.

 

 

holy shit, i stayed at an air bnb 50 ft from there in may. 

19 hours ago, achooloco said:

holy shit, i stayed at an air bnb 50 ft from there in may. 

T&Ps

People told him he could never do it, but they didn't have a leg to stand on.

6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

People told him he could never do it, but they didn't have a leg to stand on.

Someone should kick you for making that kind of joke.

Obviously not that guy, but someone.

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Someone should kick you for making that kind of joke.

Obviously not that guy, but someone.

I had to take one for the team.  I can take it, but other guys may not be able to handle being kicked around by this bunch of assholes. 

There's a joke somewhere about not skipping leg day, but I'm not cleaver enough to come up with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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damn, it is true about black men.  his dick is so long, it drags on the floor.

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