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38 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

That thing wears his balls on his neck. Slap his testes and he’ll drop like a rock. 

Add Cassowaries to the list to animals that would Fucking Wreck Kevin. 

This is a Cassowary claw.

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Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on whacking his necksticle.  

 

Fuuuuuck that. That is a fucking raptor with feathers that’ll gut you and leave you staring at your spilled entrails.
5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That thing wears his balls on his neck. Slap his testes and he’ll drop like a rock. 

 

2 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Add Cassowaries to the list to animals that would Fucking Wreck Kevin. 

This is a Cassowary claw.

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Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on whacking his necksticle.  

 

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Fuuuuuck that. That is a fucking raptor with feathers that’ll gut you and leave you staring at your spilled entrails.

 

5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That thing wears his balls on his neck. Slap his testes and he’ll drop like a rock. 

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15 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That thing wears his balls on his neck. Slap his testes and he’ll drop like a rock. 

Ballchinian. 

12 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

 

 

 

It’s always Florida. 

34 minutes ago, brakeman said:

FAFO!

Who packed that chute?

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22 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

The other posts above led me down a little bit of a wormhole. No, I don’t want any part of a cassowary, thank you. 

“Cassowaries are among the very few birds that can kill a person but the only time on record that happened was in April 1926 when some boys were hunting a cassowary near Mossman, North Queensland. The cassowary turned and chased the boys and one of them, 16 year old Phillip McClean, fell over and got his jugular vein on his neck slashed open by the sharp claw on the cassowary's foot.”

http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/animals/cassowary-attacks.htm

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

FAFO!

Lucky he had training before the jump 

 

I had some buddies who were in the Army and were stationed at Hawaii.  As infantrymen, they would go to Australia and other places for training.  He said that when at Australia, if they saw a Cassowary, they would drop EVERYTHING and haul ass to the nearest tree and climb as fast as they could and stay there until the bird meandered away.  They were warned by the Aussies about how deadly they could be.

2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Wait, did Florida Man die?

the video referred to him as "the dead man" so I'm assuming that he bled out.

On 8/2/2022 at 4:40 PM, Chad Fuck said:


Fuuuuuck that. That is a fucking raptor with feathers that’ll gut you and leave you staring at your spilled entrails.

It does offer some perspective to why giant flightless birds died out when we arrived. Scary m’fers.

Perhaps this is a good time to remind everyone that cassowaries and every other bird on the planet are literally little maniraptoran dinosaurs. 

8 hours ago, LTbear said:

Perhaps this is a good time to remind everyone that cassowaries and every other bird on the planet are literally little maniraptoran dinosaurs. 

that’s a theory. 

10 hours ago, futureman said:

the video referred to him as "the dead man" so I'm assuming that he bled out.

He also called 911 so cops showed up. Lead poisoning is a viable cause.

Not all sneks are bad sneks …

 

thats pretty much the epitome of California in a single 24 second video 

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What the hell.  Any links to news articles.  That has to have fatalities, right?  Good god.

 

guess i could just click the thread. 6 dead.  Fucking awful

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1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

thats pretty much the epitome of California in a single 24 second video 

 

17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

They had one of those artificial surf makers in Austin until water quality shut it down. Skimboarding is a bitch though -- just no control compared to a surfboard. 

 

8 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

They had one of those artificial surf makers in Austin until water quality shut it down. Skimboarding is a bitch though -- just no control compared to a surfboard. 

 

 

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14 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

 

Maybe only got up to 86-87mph?

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2 minutes ago, Elvis said:

Maybe only got up to 86-87mph?

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There was a flux capacitor misfire.

9 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

They had one of those artificial surf makers in Austin until water quality shut it down. Skimboarding is a bitch though -- just no control compared to a surfboard. 

 

 

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