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What a fucking pussy. Don't point an AR at someone if you aren't about it. That old white dude wasn't playing that shit. 

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You can tell that ain't their first rodeo. 

3 hours ago, ATexanAbroad said:

surprised they havent called for this to be a race crime

why is that the first place your mind goes?

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

What a fucking pussy. Don't point an AR at someone if you aren't about it. That old white dude wasn't playing that shit. 

The risk/reward for robbery just doesn’t seem like it’s worth it. 

Lots of real life HOLY SHIT on this page.  Well done.

In college, I remember waiting at a red light. When it turned green, I glanced to the right to see a red Jeep Cherokee with 2 college girls just barreling down the road oblivious they had a red light. I stopped, but the guy to the left of me just went and got absolutely t-boned by the Cherokee. I think the engine got most of the damage, but the 2 guys inside probably got severe whiplash.  That was the only time I witnessed a bad accident, and that's why I always check cross traffic before I start moving.

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Got damn, was the music really necessary?? My heart is racing!

Glad that good boy got away.
22 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Sorry, but "He shot my arm off!" cracks me up. What a bunch of clowns.

 

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22 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

That's a sweet-ass pair of boots for each one of those kids right there. 

18 hours ago, Superhero said:

In college, I remember waiting at a red light. When it turned green, I glanced to the right to see a red Jeep Cherokee with 2 college girls just barreling down the road oblivious they had a red light. I stopped, but the guy to the left of me just went and got absolutely t-boned by the Cherokee. I think the engine got most of the damage, but the 2 guys inside probably got severe whiplash.  That was the only time I witnessed a bad accident, and that's why I always check cross traffic before I start moving.

When I was at UT, there was great bus driver who made the run up Speedway.  He was a font of wisdom, so I'd try and sit up front and absorb some of it.  One of the bits that always stuck with me, he just casually dropped - "Never be the first car in the intersection ever."  Then he went on to expound about that's who got hit all the time.  The first car, usually by the second.  Seems like a big chunk of this thread is confirmation of that.

 

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9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

When I was at UT, there was great bus driver who made the run up Speedway.  He was a font of wisdom, so I'd try and sit up front and absorb some of it.  One of the bits that always stuck with me, he just casually dropped - "Never be the first car in the intersection ever."  Then he went on to expound about that's who got hit all the time.  The first car, usually by the second.  Seems like a big chunk of this thread is confirmation of that.

 

Campus Loop(y)?

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

When I was at UT, there was great bus driver who made the run up Speedway.  He was a font of wisdom, so I'd try and sit up front and absorb some of it.  One of the bits that always stuck with me, he just casually dropped - "Never be the first car in the intersection ever."  Then he went on to expound about that's who got hit all the time.  The first car, usually by the second.  Seems like a big chunk of this thread is confirmation of that.

 

My bus driver was a guitarist for local metal band Raging Saint. His contribution was not advice or pearls of wisdom, but rather heavy metal blasted throughout the ride at maximum volume. A font of wisdom in his own right, however...

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Campus Loop(y)?

I think it was a run up Speedway to the IM fields.  I got off at 45th at the time.  So I can't recall where it ended.  I picked it up over by engineering.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Campus Loop(y)?

Was Campus Loop(y) the blonde guy with the different metal lunchboxes?

If yes, then damn that was a long time ago.

On 8/3/2022 at 11:05 PM, LTbear said:

Perhaps this is a good time to remind everyone that cassowaries and every other bird on the planet are literally little maniraptoran dinosaurs. 

Cassowary's claws.

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20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

18 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

BJ wasn’t drivin.

 

Well it isn't a purple Peterbilt, so it isn't Drifter

36 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

Well it isn't a purple Peterbilt, so it isn't Drifter

Nor a while one with pig on the side. That leaves out ol Jack. 

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There's a calf in there too and supposedly chickens.  Dog reflection in side mirror.

 

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1 hour ago, retsevlys said:

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There's a calf in there too and supposedly chickens.  Dog reflection in side mirror.

 

That was pretty common way back in the day. It's the reason pickups have stake holes in the bed, so you could put sideboards on.

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why is that the first place your mind goes?
What was this shitbag responding to?

Wow. There was moving traffic on a California freeway?

37 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Frogger with an airplane. Interesting concept. 

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11 hours ago, RPM said:

That was pretty common way back in the day. It's the reason pickups have stake holes in the bed, so you could put sideboards on.

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We hauled hogs that way.  Don't judge.

18 minutes ago, Parliament said:

We hauled hogs that way.

That sounds like a Vic euphemism. 

Not at all.  I'm Surly 1% now, but grew up rather poor.  And "Ohio Aggie," if you will.

13 hours ago, RPM said:

That was pretty common way back in the day. It's the reason pickups have stake holes in the bed, so you could put sideboards on.

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2 hours ago, Parliament said:

We hauled hogs that way.  Don't judge.

The one my grandpa had, it had overhead bars in the middle that we could hang from (and it was extremely close to that truck in the photo, maybe a year older). Going up or down hills in the back of that pickup, dangling on those bars a foot or two off of the pickup bed, was fucking awesome, and something I’d never let my kids do.

 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

 

that guy is either the dumbest son of a bitch alive or has balls bigger than my head.  

We hauled hogs that way.  Don't judge.

I believe that Slump Buster is the preferred nomenclature.
1 hour ago, futureman said:

that guy is either the dumbest son of a bitch alive or has balls bigger than my head.  

One can be a badass and a dumbass simultaneously.

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