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1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

One can be a badass and a dumbass simultaneously.

This is the right answer. He’s a cool customer for sure. 

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19 hours ago, RPM said:

That was pretty common way back in the day. It's the reason pickups have stake holes in the bed, so you could put sideboards on.

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On 8/10/2022 at 10:30 PM, RPM said:

That was pretty common way back in the day. It's the reason pickups have stake holes in the bed, so you could put sideboards on.

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Yeah man.  It's like no one here has ever looked out the window on bulky trash day.  Trucks like this piled high all up and down the street.

20 hours ago, luke duke said:


I believe that Slump Buster is the preferred nomenclature.

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7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Andre the Giant would have kicked that guy's ass.  I saw him best two Samoans in a tag team match.

Andre would have snapped that guy's legs like twigs.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Love the old steel cans. Probably needed a puncture opener to drink it. I’d open them for my dad and his friends. 

It's called a church key.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

It's called a church key.

Was about to post this.  When I was a kid I recall the dads, after many beers and in between domino games, would see who could bend a church key with their bare hands.  Not easy.   

15 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

As a fledgling journalist many years ago, one of my Globe-News co-workers once regaled me of Andre's legendary abilities. I guess Amarillo used to be a big stop on the wrestling circuit, probably cuz of the Funk Brothers.

During one of Andre's visits to the Big Texan, he supposedly ate not one but TWO 72 ozers within the one-hour limit. Easily.

But that wasn't the most amazing thing about Andre, in my co-worker's eyes. What awed him most was how Andre could take a Coke can and make it disappear by simply holding it in his hand.

It wasn't his fault being the biggest and the strongest. He didn't even exercise!

11 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

During one of Andre's visits to the Big Texan, he supposedly ate not one but TWO 72 ozers within the one-hour limit. Easily.

that's also been done by a 100 lb female. 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

That hand looks familiar, oh yeah, this... 

 

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

That hand looks familiar, oh yeah, this... 

 

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9 hours ago, brakeman said:

science!

This new telescope really fucks up dickbutt.

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Yeah, but can he kick MY ass?

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

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That’s our son!  

Kid’s incredible and all by memory and no sheet music? 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Little bastard is almost as good as I was at that age. 
 

Almost…..

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Yeah, but can he kick MY ass?

Maybe, maybe not. But he probably gets TSA Pre-Check. 

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

yikes...gotta be rabid right? very unsquirrel-like behavior 😳

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Little shits like that piss me off. 5 yrs old, and he’s already better at that than I am at ANYTHING. Except belching the alphabet. I’m freaking AMAZING at that. Bet the little shit can’t do that, can he?
On 8/14/2022 at 11:57 AM, futureman said:

that's also been done by a 100 lb female. 

Yes, she's quite the lady! I wonder if she wolverines her salad like she does the steaks? 

 

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15 hours ago, nnm said:

Maybe, maybe not. But he probably gets TSA Pre-Check. 

C’mon @Superhero.  Just busting your chops. No need for negs!

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Quite majestic, that moose.

A møøse once bit my sister. 

28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

A møøse once bit my sister. 


He just wanted to see the loveli lakes. 

He put out the fire with a fire extinguisher, locked the door, and finished watching the baseball game. 

you could run out of breath watching datass

 

On 8/16/2022 at 7:04 PM, crash_davis said:

 

good god that smoke looked hellacious.  an accidental whiff from a campfire is enough to get people coughing... cant fathom locating your kids (plural) and having the strength to toss them with that goddamn chimney churning through there like that

8 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

you could run out of breath watching datass

 

 

He must work out.

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