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22 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

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She changed her mind and upgrayyed to an Uber Black.

On 8/20/2022 at 10:32 AM, brakeman said:

 

 

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RIP, Big man.

 

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On 8/18/2022 at 2:16 PM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

That machine rejects bad tomatoes almost as quickly as my wife rejects my restaurant suggestions.

 

On 8/20/2022 at 5:59 PM, Braff Zacklin said:

Still not better than this ...

or this:

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Hook and "lateral" god damnit.

On 8/21/2022 at 10:33 AM, Ten Bears said:

 

Internet has ruined me. I kept waiting for the left turn in the story with the recorder version of “Heart Will Go on” starting to play.  

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Internet has ruined me. I kept waiting for the left turn in the story with the recorder version of “Heart Will Go on” starting to play.  

I expected him to say at the end "And that woman i saved has been my wife for the last 65 years."

I have no idea why, but that's pretty much exactly what I would have expected it to sound like.

I expected him to say at the end "And that woman i saved has been my wife for the last 65 years."

“…and that bird, Ms. Clark, had been polishing me royal jewels for five and sixty years now. Cheerio!”
1 hour ago, Hate said:

I have no idea why, but that's pretty much exactly what I would have expected it to sound like.

Man, to me, that recording is absolute nightmare fuel.  Yikes.

1 hour ago, Hate said:

I have no idea why, but that's pretty much exactly what I would have expected it to sound like.

Must be what it sounds like when you're queued up outside South Austin's moms boudoir.

Because you never go back.

12 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Why it gotta be black?

Because we already have a White Hole:

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2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

JWP for the win. 

they need to make a movie about him.

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Not so much Holy Shit, but pretty damn cool

31 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Not so much Holy Shit, but pretty damn cool
 

It's not symmetrical. /surly

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Not so much Holy Shit, but pretty damn cool
 

I can hardly listen to that song without choking up.  Played it at my Grandma's funeral (the Johnny Cash version).   

6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Because we already have a White Hole:

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TF is that?, maybe, with a hazmat suit, TF is that? 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

TF is that?, maybe, with a hazmat suit, TF is that? 

Go ahead. Take everything. They want you to.

47 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Go ahead. Take everything. They want you to.

You’d need a ladder to get it since she’s perched on her dead husband’s shoulders.

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

And that's why we have guns. 

4 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

If someone decided to make a Chinese soup out of it, would we get something like Covid on steroids?

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Wingspan up to 5.5 feet. Not exactly the same thing.

Still very big. Pretty sure they have some at Disney Animal Kingdom
1 minute ago, huge said:


Wingspan up to 5.5 feet. Not exactly the same thing.

Still very big. Pretty sure they have some at Disney Animal Kingdom

I did not know that. But, seeing a dozen of those critters on the wing would rustle my jimmies.

Somebody call the Weekly World News asap!

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On 8/22/2022 at 9:07 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

Hook and "lateral" god damnit.

Next play....an end around.... "Its a reverse!"

On 8/23/2022 at 11:15 PM, Willfully Horn said:

 

someones gonna regret shooting his parents in an alleyway next to a movie theater...

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