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3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

There's a joke somewhere about not skipping leg day, but I'm not cleaver enough to come up with it.

Everyday is skipping leg day!

On 9/13/2018 at 2:48 PM, NYTransplant said:

In a slalom course, you're supposed to drive the boat between the buoys, not over them. The course must have been pretty solidly anchored for the ropes to stop the boat like that, though. I'm impressed by the stop and the stupidity.

I expected a cinder block as the anchor. 

6 hours ago, Loco said:

 

 

 

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Seriously inspiring story with a Netflix short on this guy. Check it out. Zion.

10 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

I had to take one for the team.  I can take it, but other guys may not be able to handle being kicked around by this bunch of assholes. 

Should have kept quiet. It’s always wise to put your best foot forward. 

Wolf Spider I assume.  They are good.  They eat insects as well as Brown Recluse.

[mention=2323]Viking[/mention] just posted the most brutal/Holy Shit political ad ever.  
 
Holy shit.

all your family belong to us...indeed, holy shit.

Thought it was just another political ad, but the payoff is amazing.

On 9/21/2018 at 9:57 PM, atomheartbevo said:

@Viking just posted the most brutal/Holy Shit political ad ever.  

That is going to be an awkward Thanksgiving.

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That ad could've only been better if one of the siblings said, "Paul Gozar is my brother. He is also Gozar the traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! And oh yeah, vote for David Brill."

 

On 9/21/2018 at 4:38 PM, JimmyHoffa said:

 

They could be related...

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

What a worthless cunt. 

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He has been charged by the Wayne County prosecutor with two different counts of food law violations — a four-year felony and a 90-day misdemeanor.

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He was given a $100,000 bond and required to undergo testing by the Detroit Health Department for "infectious diseases, including Hepatitis A."

 

Motherfucker from Comerica should be forced to eat bukkake pizza everyday for the rest of his life. 

8 hours ago, Loco said:

 

 

Does she not know to release the handle?  Just the splash back alone her clothes probably smelled so bad she had to burn them.  Fortunately they'd burn fast.  

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Oh I started a fire? Let me just pull the hose out and spray gas all over you.

He had to choose between his truck or that woman. 

maybe she had just asked him if they can visit the dominican republican.

 

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