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3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

that’s awesome. 

On 9/28/2022 at 1:56 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

now I gotta look this guy up and see what happened to him

 

I could kick his ass - Kevin

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Read the article linked in the tweet. A small excerpt (the rest of his MOH story is even more unbelievable): 

He was pronounced dead and placed in a plastic bag. Luckily, one of his friends recognized him and immediately called the doctor. The bag was rapidly filling with blood. With 37 bullet, shrapnel and bayonet wounds, eyes caked in blood, and no obvious heartbeat, the doctor concluded that Benavidez is indeed dead. But he was not. Unable to move or speak, he managed to do only one thing – spit into doctor’s hovering face.

He was immediately evacuated back to his old Booke Army Medical Centre, where he recovered. For his immense bravery, he was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross and four Purple Hearts.
3 hours ago, nnm said:

Read the article linked in the tweet. A small excerpt (the rest of his MOH story is even more unbelievable): 

He was pronounced dead and placed in a plastic bag. Luckily, one of his friends recognized him and immediately called the doctor. The bag was rapidly filling with blood. With 37 bullet, shrapnel and bayonet wounds, eyes caked in blood, and no obvious heartbeat, the doctor concluded that Benavidez is indeed dead. But he was not. Unable to move or speak, he managed to do only one thing – spit into doctor’s hovering face.

He was immediately evacuated back to his old Booke Army Medical Centre, where he recovered. For his immense bravery, he was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross and four Purple Hearts.

Holy shit indeed. Definitely worth clicking through to read the whole thing.

9 hours ago, nnm said:

Read the article linked in the tweet. A small excerpt (the rest of his MOH story is even more unbelievable): 

He was pronounced dead and placed in a plastic bag. Luckily, one of his friends recognized him and immediately called the doctor. The bag was rapidly filling with blood. With 37 bullet, shrapnel and bayonet wounds, eyes caked in blood, and no obvious heartbeat, the doctor concluded that Benavidez is indeed dead. But he was not. Unable to move or speak, he managed to do only one thing – spit into doctor’s hovering face.

He was immediately evacuated back to his old Booke Army Medical Centre, where he recovered. For his immense bravery, he was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross and four Purple Hearts.

I figured that man would never die.

20 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

I might have sprung for a baby gate over the surveillance camera. 

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I might have sprung for a baby gate and a rug doctor, over the surveillance camera. 

Fixed it.

That's a typical drive to work in Houston since 1973

39 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

She seems nice.

And he does seem a bit like a bitch ass.

6 minutes ago, Parliament said:

How many bobcats could you take in a fight?

How old are they?

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

How many bobcats could you take in a fight?

All of them. 

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

All of them. 

I would grab the nearest one by the tail and helicopter that sumbitch around at 300 gyrations per minute and it’s sharp teeth and claws would eviscerate anything within an 11 foot radius of me, except me, cause centrifugal.

 

23 hours ago, nnm said:

Read the article linked in the tweet. A small excerpt (the rest of his MOH story is even more unbelievable): 

He was pronounced dead and placed in a plastic bag. Luckily, one of his friends recognized him and immediately called the doctor. The bag was rapidly filling with blood. With 37 bullet, shrapnel and bayonet wounds, eyes caked in blood, and no obvious heartbeat, the doctor concluded that Benavidez is indeed dead. But he was not. Unable to move or speak, he managed to do only one thing – spit into doctor’s hovering face.

He was immediately evacuated back to his old Booke Army Medical Centre, where he recovered. For his immense bravery, he was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross and four Purple Hearts.

Drunk post alert: There was a ceremony for him at Steiner Hall* when I was in ROTC.  Found it:

"On February 24, 1981, President Ronald Reagan presented Roy P. Benavidez with the Medal of Honor in the Pentagon. Reagan turned to the press and said, "If the story of his heroism were a movie script, you would not believe it". "

Obviously our thing came after the CMH presentation.  

*Looks like the old Steiner Hall has been demolished.  Prather Hall has been demolished, too.  The RTF building has been reclad.  At least Hole in the Wall is still there.

12 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Dumbass.

"Hey, baby, you look a little stressed.  Let me massage your shoulders.  Look me in the eye.  Let go of that stress."

55 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Dumbass.

"Hey, baby, you look a little stressed.  Let me massage your shoulders.  Look me in the eye.  Let go of that stress."

So you're saying the dude is the problem in that video?

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

So you're saying the dude is the problem in that video?

No, not at all.

I'm saying she looks like someone who doesn't have enough love in her life.  She might just need a love supply.  

(I ran out of rum and switched to vodka.  I think I'll agree with my post tomorrow but I'm not sure).

12 hours ago, Parliament said:

How many bobcats could you take in a fight?

I’m more of a cougar man myself. 

25 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I’m more of a cougar man myself. 

 

8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Drunk post alert: There was a ceremony for him at Steiner Hall* when I was in ROTC.  Found it:

"On February 24, 1981, President Ronald Reagan presented Roy P. Benavidez with the Medal of Honor in the Pentagon. Reagan turned to the press and said, "If the story of his heroism were a movie script, you would not believe it". "

Obviously our thing came after the CMH presentation.  

*Looks like the old Steiner Hall has been demolished.  Prather Hall has been demolished, too.  The RTF building has been reclad.  At least Hole in the Wall is still there.

El Campo is still a shithole, too, even if Roy P came from there.  @MC Fresh Breath would probably agree.   Love it and hate it.  

7 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

El Campo is still a shithole, too, even if Roy P came from there.  @MC Fresh Breath would probably agree.   Love it and hate it.  

Heh.  Young me would say that.  Older me has learned that boards like this have folks from all over, including many who lurk more than post and I do not want to insult anyone.

I would just say I am happy to not live there anymore as it’s not for me.  

15 hours ago, Bullneck said:

No, not at all.

I'm saying she looks like someone who doesn't have enough love in her life.  She might just need a love supply.  

(I ran out of rum and switched to vodka.  I think I'll agree with my post tomorrow but I'm not sure).

Not saying that reaction was warranted, but the guy with the phone did something.   Probably cut her off I’m guessing. 
She makes a great argument for gun control.  A bitch that’ll punch a moving car might use a gun if she had one. 

6 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Heh.  Young me would say that.  Older me has learned that boards like this have folks from all over, including many who lurk more than post and I do not want to insult anyone.

I would just say I am happy to not live there anymore as it’s not for me.  

Good choice of words.  I salute your diplomacy.  

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

I’m more of a cougar man myself. 

George??

18 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Dumbass.

"Hey, baby, you look a little stressed.  Let me massage your shoulders.  Look me in the eye.  Let go of that stress."

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On 9/29/2022 at 4:06 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

What about this kitty?

 

HOLY SHIT. Who the fuck runs like that?

On 10/1/2022 at 1:52 PM, MC Fresh Breath said:

Heh.  Young me would say that.  Older me has learned that boards like this have folks from all over, including many who lurk more than post and I do not want to insult anyone.

I would just say I am happy to not live there anymore as it’s not for me.  

I'm from the upscale neighborhood of Danevang.  Upper Crust 1%er.

On 10/5/2022 at 1:02 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

it's just bug-temperature acid, right?  the 'smoke' is just from acid doing acid things.

5 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

it's just bug-temperature acid, right?  the 'smoke' is just from acid doing acid things.

You should ask some of the guys over on the Steel Shank thread.

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