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And Sioux City had diving elks…
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Diving elks AND sarsaparilla!?!? Sioux City has it all.
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Fun Facts:  The penis-looking tip of SD is right across the River from Sioux City, and Lewis & Clark were so impressed with the herds of elk they saw that they named it Elk Point. There is a town there that took that as its name.

There is also a bar and restaurant in Sioux City called The Diving Elk that is pretty damn good. 

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On 10/6/2022 at 10:59 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Fun Facts:  The penis-looking tip of SD is right across the River from Sioux City, and Lewis & Clark were so impressed with the herds of elk they saw that they named it Elk Point. There is a town there that took that as its name.

There is also a bar and restaurant in Sioux City called The Diving Elk that is pretty damn good. 

If there is anything in SUX that qualifies as “pretty damn good,” it’s news to me.  Shithole.

Sidenote:  apparently i'm out from Twitter timeout... 

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Wait for it

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34 minutes ago, nnm said:

Wait for it

If ever there were a video of the Surly that would be it.

I pictured the youngling bison yelling out to the older one who trampled him like Kevin Kline in "Fish Called Wanda" when he's driving in London.......

 

"ASSHOLE!......."

On 10/6/2022 at 8:32 PM, CooterBrown said:


Diving elks AND sarsaparilla!?!? Sioux City has it all.

Those elks aren’t diving voluntarily. More like pushed elks making the best of it.

14 hours ago, nnm said:

Wait for it

I don’t need to run faster than the wolves. I just need to run faster than you. 

On 10/6/2022 at 3:03 PM, gyroprotagonist said:

it's just bug-temperature acid, right?  the 'smoke' is just from acid doing acid things.

212 degrees:

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/kidspost/scientists-solve-mystery-of-bombardier-beetles-hot-toxic-spray/2020/07/02/b0149ea4-badd-11ea-bdaf-a129f921026f_story.html

 

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That happens when the beetles are threatened — when they’ve been swallowed by a frog, for example. Valves open and the chemicals are pushed into a “reaction chamber.” There, they are mixed with enzymes. This heats them to a boiling 212 degrees Fahrenheit (100 degrees Celsius). It also converts the chemicals into their final, sometimes-deadly product.

Then, “like detonating a bomb,” Attygalle says, the beetles shoot the spray from their backsides. The spray is so pungent and irritating, the frog spits the beetle out.

 

40 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Sound up.. waayyy up

 

 

Goosebumps

5 hours ago, RPM said:

"So how was fishing? Catch any?"

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1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

"So how was fishing? Catch any?"

Nope.  They just kept slipping through my fingers.

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

Kitty looks like he/she's done that before.

I'm going to kill you, then I'm going to wallow in your cold dead corpse, then I'm going to drag your broken body away and eat you.

Not sure where else to put this.
Friend sent me this. Not sure if it was real or not.

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19 hours ago, Modessit said:

Not sure where else to put this.
Friend sent me this. Not sure if it was real or not.

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A capri?  I didn’t know that men drove those. 

On 10/10/2022 at 1:03 PM, MissingInAction said:

Sound up.. waayyy up

 

 

What are they chanting?  

13 hours ago, Cornpop said:

Full video

 

I need to know the rest of the story.

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Map of sunken Japanese warships from WWII

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334 Japanese warships sunk.  Talk about fuck around and find out.

19 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I need to know the rest of the story.

From the video description: 

Nashville, Tennessee — Metro Police released body-cam and dash-cam footage of a deadly shootout Friday morning involving a Metro officer and a woman. Just after 9:30 a.m., field training officer Josh Baker from the East Precinct, was patrolling in the area of Brick Church Pike near the intersection of Ewing Drive when he spotted a black 2015 Chevrolet Camaro. Officer Baker was aware that the registered owner of the Camaro, convicted felon Demond Buchanan, had six outstanding drug warrants, charging five felonies and one misdemeanor, that were issued last month for possession of heroin, cocaine, methamphetamine, ecstasy, Xanax and crack cocaine. Officer Baker radioed to check on the airborne status of a police helicopter, believing that the driver of the Camaro might try to flee. The camaro stopped in the parking lot of the Dollar General store. Officer Baker found that it was being driven not by the wanted drug felon, but by Nika Nicole Holbert. While, Holbert essentially complied with Officer Baker's directives during the first few minutes of their interaction, her compliance changed after Officer Baker found what appeared to be marijuana and a powdery substance in her bag and attempted to detain her while waiting for backup officers. Officer Baker drew his non-lethal taser in an effort to safely bring Holbert into custody. Officer Baker drew his service pistol when he saw that Holbert had pulled a gun, as he demanded that she put the gun down, Holbert shot Baker. He returned the fire. Officer Baker was shot in the side of his torso, the round went under his bulletproof vest. Holbert tossed her semi-automatic pistol in the parking lot before fleeing in the Camaro. She drove for about a block before running off the road at the intersection of Brick Church Pike. Officers rendered aid for her gunshot wounds until an ambulance arrived. She died later Friday morning at a local hospital. Officer Baker is in stable condition after undergoing surgery.

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

What are they chanting?  

OU Sux and "Yea, Orange, yea, white, yea, Longhorns, fight, fight, fight.

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Holy shit, how big are those fucking waves?  Looks like that's a super tanker getting tossed around like a toy boat. 

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Allegedly, this video is stretched vertically, causing everything to look bigger. But the original is still pretty intense.

 

Now imagine a bunch of German U-boats trying to take you out in the middle of that. Battle of the Atlantic was brutal. 

 

On 10/10/2022 at 1:03 PM, MissingInAction said:

Sound up.. waayyy up

 

 

I think what I like most about that video is when Quinn seems to have a moment when his brain says "yo dude, slow down and take it in", and he starts to look around.  I can only imagine what that feeling is like.

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