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On 10/11/2022 at 4:15 PM, Sbbruin said:

Map of sunken Japanese warships from WWII

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あなたは私の戦艦を沈めた

Translation:  You sank my batt!eship(s). 

42 minutes ago, Underdog said:

あなたは私の戦艦を沈めた

Translation:  You sank my batt!eship(s). Japanese warship: Go Fuck Yourself!

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

NSIAP...

 

Holy shit.  That’s the man right there. 
 

7 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

The dude knows king fu

17 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

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On 10/12/2022 at 10:23 AM, crash_davis said:

 

 

Ain't shit. Been in worse in the Med. (Like added 9 months to the post-cruise yard period type of bad.)

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On 10/11/2022 at 3:15 PM, Sbbruin said:

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10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Defeated??

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Video should have been prefaced by “turn volume way up.”  

definitely lives up to billing...

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Did I just watch two people die?

shattered pelvis, probably, among other broken bones.  if they didn't land on their head though they should live.

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Did I just watch two people die?

It definitely scared the car...

I like that someone left a heart emoji for two people falling off a balcony.  Very surly. 

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A fellow member of the C-D Austin forum does Ubering on the side. He had an eventful evening this past weekend:

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I had a new Uber ride of the year tonight.

Picked up a group of four. One of the ladies was really drunk. She walked off the curb and face planted into my door. Her friends helped her up and got her into the car. I was trying to gauge if she was a vomit threat or if she was just out of it.

Nothing, super out of the ordinary until we came up to 6th and I-35 where someone decided to open fire in the crowd somewhere under the overpass right as I was turning onto 6th. I admit I had a bit of a delayed reaction. I ended up blowing the stop light and jumping onto I-35 at the first chance there was a large enough of a break to fit in.

The lady in question did end up needing to pull over later, both because she needed puke and she was also having a nervous breakdown after the gunshots.

 

 

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11 hours ago, Cornpop said:

i'd rather this interrupt my football game than Aaron Judge.

41 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

A fellow member of the C-D Austin forum does Ubering on the side. He had an eventful evening this past weekend:

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I had a new Uber ride of the year tonight.

Picked up a group of four. One of the ladies was really drunk. She walked off the curb and face planted into my door. Her friends helped her up and got her into the car. I was trying to gauge if she was a vomit threat or if she was just out of it.

Nothing, super out of the ordinary until we came up to 6th and I-35 where someone decided to open fire in the crowd somewhere under the overpass right as I was turning onto 6th. I admit I had a bit of a delayed reaction. I ended up blowing the stop light and jumping onto I-35 at the first chance there was a large enough of a break to fit in.

The lady in question did end up needing to pull over later, both because she needed puke and she was also having a nervous breakdown after the gunshots.

 

 

 

morons:

1. group on the right jaywalking

2. scooter guy following suit

3. taxi stopping on the crosswalk

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I was actually supposed to be there on Saturday with the wife and kids.  Opted to go into the office for a bit to get some things finished up.  Glad I did.  I'd be beyond postal if I was 40 minutes from home with 2 kids in car seats and my car got burned up.  

9 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Were they al parked in a wheat field with the engine running?

The parking area at Robinson Family Farm is basically just a field.  Preliminary investigation says some fucktard tossed a cigarette and 73 cars got got because of it. 

Yeah, I don't think a local jury---given our horrible draught conditions---would give fuck one if a group of dads beat the shit outta the butt flicker guy.  It's one thing to toss one on the sidewalk in front of the office or store.  It's litter but it's not gonna ruin the weekend of any little kids and blow up dozens of cars, stranding families.  But do not fucking toss one on grass/flora of any kind, especially now in Texas.  Never mind probably 100 hale bales just waiting to go up if it's anything like the pumpkin patches we go to.  But nope, 'Murica, my freedom to be an asshole comes first.  

csb/ few years back, we were at Mozart's on the Lake for their christmas light special.  They're slinging treats on paper plates and paper cups of hot cocoa for the kids.  And the trash bin in the middle of the old wooden deck is just overflowing.  I'm watching my daughter struggle to smash down her trash into it.  As she's doing that, guy cuts in front of her and tosses out his cig butt.  Steps back to look at his phone and the whole bin, on top of a 50 year old wooden pier, starts to smoke like a mother fucker.  I get my daughter outta the way, smart smothering it with water, and just blurt out, "What the fuck man?"  my wife looks over in disgust since I'm surrounded my kids.  Guy yells back, "Dude, it's not illegal to smoke okay?"  True, but arson is.  So yeah, a guy tossing one out in an empty field no longer surprises me

 

11 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

what kind of black magic fuckery is this?

 

 

Newton's first law.

16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

what kind of black magic fuckery is this?

 

That’s a guy that’s good at his job. 

6 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

Newton's first law.

Hire ingenious migrant farm workers?

It's hard work, and anything you can come up with to make it easier, you do.

what kind of black magic fuckery is this?
 
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I had a new Uber ride of the year tonight.

Picked up a group of four. One of the ladies was really drunk. She walked off the curb and face planted into my door. Her friends helped her up and got her into the car. I was trying to gauge if she was a vomit threat or if she was just out of it.

Nothing, super out of the ordinary until we came up to 6th and I-35 where someone decided to open fire in the crowd somewhere under the overpass right as I was turning onto 6th. I admit I had a bit of a delayed reaction. I ended up blowing the stop light and jumping onto I-35 at the first chance there was a large enough of a break to fit in.

The lady in question did end up needing to pull over later, both because she needed puke and she was also having a nervous breakdown after the gunshots.
 
 
Well, if he's on the cross-dressing forum, they might not be "ladies".
2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Basket is lighter than the berries. Wind blowing right to left. Momentum keeps before going to the right, then wind blows empty basket back to the left.

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22 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Basket is lighter than the berries. Wind blowing right to left. Momentum keeps before going to the right, then wind blows empty basket back to the left.Well, if he's on the cross-dressing forum, they might not be "ladies".

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