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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

not the first time I've been told that

You have long balls? You should see a doctor about that. 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

That is surreal. Halford got the best view of all.

God bless Dolly. 

 

26 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

That is surreal. Halford got the best view of all.

God bless Dolly. 

 

Looked like Zac Brown and Brandi Carlile in there too. 

3 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I’m pretty sure I’ve told this story here, but my daughter’s fiancé (as of this coming Saturday… keep your lips sealed, Surly) had a FB teammate from California whose dad wanted to join some other dads on a pheasant hunt. During a break, he was resting against the pickup much like the guy in your video, except he had BOTH hands over the muzzle. One of the dogs came up to him and wanted some lovin’, so it reached up with a paw to get the his attention. You guessed it, the dog pulled the trigger and the guy still had a shell in the chamber. Blew one hand completely off and most of the other went along with it. 

 

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Nope.  No thank you.  Imma go ahead and stay out of that lake.

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

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Nope.  No thank you.  Imma go ahead and stay out of that lake.

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14 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

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Nope.  No thank you.  Imma go ahead and stay out of that lake.

I used to watch Godzilla - that's fucking Gamera.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

You'd think that Sir Paul would have come up with a better concept for the "Band on the Run" video.

9 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Video cuts out right before the best part of the song....

The shark was about to sing "If I ever get out of here..."

I'll also post this in the Ukraine thread. But HOLY SHIT!!! 

One of the riders posts on Combat Footage subreddit: 

https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/yqz3hv/nucking_futs_turret_pov_antitank_mine_blast/

 

 

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We don't know the condition of the 5th man as of right now.

 

Overhead footage first, then in turret footage.

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I thought it was like some kinda massive soft serve shit, and would gush up in their face. Nope. Just a buncha cracker. 

 
I was on a boat tuna fishing at night off Galvatraz when someone on board intentionally hooked a mako on a fresh Blackfin tuna. Fucking chaos insued and that fucker nearly got on board. They get aerial like Marlin with less predictability. No fucking thanks. I'll relocate before risking a Mako onboard.

Gun in one hand, phone in the other.. douchebag...

35 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Gun in one hand, phone in the other.. douchebag...

Actually it is a smart move.  Game wardens don't like people shooting mountain lions and this will show that it was justified. 

It's a long video, so click around on it.  My heart was racing on every step.

 

 

45 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I want to see the next 5 minutes of the mom chewing out her shitty fucking neighbor who let his dog almost mutilate a little girl.

On 11/8/2022 at 2:17 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

 

That was nuts. Dolly by herself puts on an incredible show, just a true talented entertainer. Thanks for sharing this.

6 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Actually it is a smart move.  Game wardens don't like people shooting mountain lions and this will show that it was justified. 

Let me get this straight: Filming a life-threatening encounter because you may need to use it later to avoid something faaaarrrrr less scary...rather than using every advantage you have to keep your life? Josey you dumb bitch, you have nice tits, but you're a dumbass.

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

It's a long video, so click around on it.  My heart was racing on every step.

 

 

fuck every second of that video. This view right here is a literal nightmare -- climbing and climbing and climbing and climbing and....

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18 minutes ago, Walser said:

Let me get this straight: Filming a life-threatening encounter because you may need to use it later to avoid something faaaarrrrr less scary...rather than using every advantage you have to keep your life? Josey you dumb bitch, you have nice tits, but you're a dumbass.

I know a guy who shot one in Colorado under similar circumstances.  Game wardon fined him.   Took forever to clear it up.   Basically, they didn’t believe him.  
 

I have no idea if that is why this guy was filming but there was a good reason for it even if it wasn’t the purpose of the filming. 

51 minutes ago, Walser said:

Let me get this straight: Filming a life-threatening encounter because you may need to use it later to avoid something faaaarrrrr less scary...rather than using every advantage you have to keep your life? Josey you dumb bitch, you have nice tits, but you're a dumbass.

I'm sure you'd have squeezed off every round you had in a fumbling panic before the lion casually ate you as you slowly bled out.  the guy in the video was pretty cool, didn't shoot to kill, and got out of the situation fine and the lion lived.

I know a guy who shot one in Colorado under similar circumstances.  Game wardon fined him.   Took forever to clear it up.   Basically, they didn’t believe him.  
 
I have no idea if that is why this guy was filming but there was a good reason for it even if it wasn’t the purpose of the filming. 

Why did he tell anyone?
23 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Why did he tell anyone?

That’s a good question.  It happened a few years ago and I don’t remember.  

10 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Pretty f’in intense. 
 

 

 

Momma cat with kittens nearby 

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6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

That dog's lucky he didn't catch a bullet.

If you're the owner, don't you have to at least consider taking a one way trip to the vet after that? It'd break my heart, but dogs don't get to do that. This is all assuming it was what it looked like and that dog has shown some aggressive tendencies in the past.  Given the way that dude was running after it I can't imagine that was the first time it behaved like that.

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8 hours ago, Kwix said:

I want to see the next 5 minutes of the mom chewing out her shitty fucking neighbor who let his dog almost mutilate a little girl.

Probably an unpopular opinion, but both owners suck and  neither should be letting their dogs run around unleashed.

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Hard to tell but it kind of looks like that dog is going for the other dog and maybe to play and not after the kid.

Hard to tell with no audio.  But this is Surly Horns where we look for the worst in everything.

7 hours ago, justhookit said:

Hard to tell but it kind of looks like that dog is going for the other dog and maybe to play and not after the kid.

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As someone versed in Dog Law I’d like to offer my assistance for a reasonable fee

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

 

Holy shit is right.  

On 11/12/2022 at 9:22 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

As someone versed in Dog Law I’d like to offer my assistance for a reasonable fee

I don’t think you’re going to be able to weasel them out of that one, Cheese. 

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