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On 11/11/2022 at 6:26 PM, futureman said:

I'm sure you'd have squeezed off every round you had in a fumbling panic before the lion casually ate you as you slowly bled out.  the guy in the video was pretty cool, didn't shoot to kill, and got out of the situation fine and the lion lived.

Didn't shoot to kill? So he happens to be an expert marksmen with a baby Glock or whatever at 15 yards such that he can take off just a hair twice. He's cool? His breathing is very obviously elevated. No one would be cool in this situation.

You are funny and I like your bit but you are out of your element Donny. You are no lion.

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1 hour ago, Walser said:

Didn't shoot to kill? So he happens to be an expert marksmen with a baby Glock or whatever at 15 yards such that he can take off just a hair twice. He's cool? His breathing is very obviously elevated. No one would be cool in this situation.

You are funny and I like your bit but you are out of your element Donny. You are no lion.

no, he was cool.  you're wrong.

44 minutes ago, futureman said:

no, he was cool.  you're wrong.

I have been futureman'd. 

Seeing the mountain lion video posted a second time was fun and all, but reading the exact same debate again has been especially enthralling. 

6 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Seeing the mountain lion video posted a second time was fun and all, but reading the exact same debate again has been especially enthralling. 

thank you for knowing that.  I was trying to make as close an argument as possible to the original. 

7 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Seeing the mountain lion video posted a second time was fun and all, but reading the exact same debate again has been especially enthralling. 

I'm convinced the Internet is just bots arguing with other bots.

54 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'm convinced the Internet is just bots arguing with other bots.

I'll be in my bunk.

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11 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Part of me wishes, well, you know...

As well as being a shitty parent, it's a shame she has shitty aim too

That's also going to take a bite out of her deposit on that Section  8 Apartment 

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Because some people suck

13 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Part of me wishes, well, you know...

That Texas never hired Sark?

13 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Part of me wishes, well, you know...

That she blew her head off in front of a toddler?

I think I may have posted this before. Worth a repost. 

You think that’s scary, check out this site that disseminates Chicago’s murder statistics with a bunch of charts, graphs, & lists. 
Most are scary & disturbing, a few amusing….

https://heyjackass.com

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

You think that’s scary, check out this site that disseminates Chicago’s murder statistics with a bunch of charts, graphs, & lists. 
Most are scary & disturbing, a few amusing….

https://heyjackass.com

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2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

That she blew her head off in front of a toddler?

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4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

You think that’s scary, check out this site that disseminates Chicago’s murder statistics with a bunch of charts, graphs, & lists. 
Most are scary & disturbing, a few amusing….

https://heyjackass.com

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stupidity trend. 
 

nice.

On 11/15/2022 at 9:35 AM, Longboard Horn said:

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I hope OU is the only team left out.

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

The time change really fucks people up.

I, for one, CAN. NOT. WAIT. until I get the opportunity to say "Don't make me assume my ultimate form. I will fucking wreck you!"

nm

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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

The next car casually rolling forward at the end is perfection

Um, can I get my egg McMuffin meal please?  Mmmkay thanks. 

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

I could totally see Britany Spears doing that. 

Oops. Again?

3 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I, for one, CAN. NOT. WAIT. until I get the opportunity to say "Don't make me assume my ultimate form. I will fucking wreck you!"

KU is going to eat Texas’ face, digest it, and shit it in the gutter…!  

KU is going to eat Texas’ face, digest it, and shit it in the gutter…!  

Oh how times have changed in the last decade between basketball and football.
3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

^^^ Boink.

Not a boop?

Swimming in the runoff from Jerrah Jones’ estate?

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