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9 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Mary Tyler Moore and Dick van Dyke filming the Dick van Dyke show.  It shows why acting might be sort of hard.


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If I was standing in front of MTM like that the studio audience woulda seen a show.  MTM and handy bed, oh yeah.

“Yo man, you wanna turn your music down a bit.  It’s kinda loud.  Preciate it.”

-words that man has never heard spoken. 

TIL being slapped by a seal WITH an octopus should be on the list of things that can happen to you in the ocean

 

 

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TIL being slapped by a seal WITH an octopus should be on the list of things that can happen you in the ocean
 
 

But in Thailand, you can pay a gal $50 to do that whole shebang.
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


But in Thailand, you can pay a gal $50 to do that whole shebang.

is she dressed like a seal or is the seal recording or where does the seal come into this scenario?

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

TIL being slapped by a seal WITH an octopus should be on the list of things that can happen you in the ocean

 

 

Seals are assholes, Man!

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


But in Thailand, you can pay a gal $50 to do that whole shebang.

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is she dressed like a seal or is the seal recording or where does the seal come into this scenario?

For $50….it comes in wherever you want.

But in Thailand, you can pay a gal $50 to do that whole shebang.

Also in Thailand, there likely isn’t any “puss” in the slapping.
On 12/27/2022 at 6:12 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

Someone please splice some Allahu Ackbar at the end.

3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Escalator was hungry.

 

Nightmare fuel

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Wonder what the scenario was that the city let that happen?  Covid lockdown + “here’s a bunch of energy drink money?”  

Timing…

Ken Block died in a snowmobile accident today.

6 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Wonder what the scenario was that the city let that happen?  Covid lockdown + “here’s a bunch of energy drink money?”  

That video is from 2012.  It's not exactly uncommon for cities to shut down major roads for these things.  Austin did it for Red Bull F1 back when COTA first opened. They just did one on the London Bridge last year, iirc.  But yeah, a bunch of energy drink money is the answer.

 

Ken Block's run through through a beach town in Mexico has always been one of my favorites.  RIP Legend.

 

Yeah, got a lot of Gymkhana to rewatch.

18 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

^^ Are you alleging that is actually real?

looks pretty real to me. 

8 hours ago, Superhero said:

Timing…

Ken Block died in a snowmobile accident today.

Yup- that's what Spencer was responding to with his post

27 minutes ago, futureman said:

looks pretty real to me. 

Bullshit Cough GIFs | Tenor

42 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Biggest lie ever told on TV.

Photographic evidence on the interwebz seems to indicate that the first part of her claim is true, the second is not. 

1 minute ago, nnm said:

Photographic evidence on the interwebz seems to indicate that the first part of her claim is true, the second is not. 

Yes. Spectacular does NOT mean what she thinks it means.

On 1/3/2023 at 2:55 PM, MissingInAction said:

Yes. Spectacular does NOT mean what she thinks it means.


To be fair, she never said how they were spectacular.

Spectacularly floppy, spectacularly lop-sided, spectacularly saggy, etc. 

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

this is terrifying. a recurring theme of my nightmares is 'big water'... this makes my stomach flutter. 😳

8 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

this is incredible! lol... dude never drops his phone, and only finally drops the paper after like six revolutions. those cars must be built to withstand most anything!

34 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Gotta get those layers of encrustations off the interior surfaces after awhile. 
Bad for business if she lets it go too long.

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9 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

That is not what I I expected from the clip. My favorite movie has established entirely different expectations for a car wash scene. 

 

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