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18 hours ago, Loco said:

so the bartender says "Why the long face?"

or "What can I get you buckaroo" Wait, where is the buckaroo?

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She does look to be motioning to be taking a phone out of her purse and was possibly posing for a selfie when it appears she got hit.

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On 10/1/2018 at 8:06 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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They’re about to play a drinking game.

44 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

They’re about to play a drinking game.

well, she is, at least

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Take a shot every time you cum in her mouth?

She takes a shot, you take a shot.

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She put a lot of FUPA into that punch. 

That's assault surely, the dude was just dancing...like a Flog, but still just dancing, no pelvic thrust towards her or anything.

He wasn't even looking at her when she hit him. Definitely assault.

3 hours ago, Texaskimo said:

He wasn't even looking at her when she hit him. Definitely assault.

*battery

9 hours ago, Spartan52 said:

That's assault surely, the dude was just dancing...like a Flog, but still just dancing, no pelvic thrust towards her or anything.

That dance is called flossing according my kids.

That dude was born to be punched.  Don't complain when he gets punched.  That's why he's on this planet.  To get punched.

all i could think of at the end of the video was the honeymooners, "one of these days... you're going to the moon!"

20 hours ago, Chooky said:

That dude was born to be punched.  Don't complain when he gets punched.  That's why he's on this planet.  To get punched.

Yup, his last in is surely Skoog

Violent and uncalled for but nice tits.

muffin top was pissed

really, really amazed he didnt haul off and slap the ever-living shit out of her afterwards, because she sure as fuck deserved it.  

"but, but, you cant hit a girl"      

BULLSHIT, you fucking haul off and do a BLIND full roundhouse haymaker on my ass, especially when it looked like his dancing had nothing to do with her.... im going to fucking see red and do a blind rage reaction.

 

then everyone can call be a woman beating asshole and I will nurse the shit out of my black eye and tell you all to go fuck yourselves.

5 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

really, really amazed he didnt haul off and slap the ever-living shit out of her afterwards, because she sure as fuck deserved it.  

"but, but, you cant hit a girl"      

BULLSHIT, you fucking haul off and do a BLIND full roundhouse haymaker on my ass, especially when it looked like his dancing had nothing to do with her.... im going to fucking see red and do a blind rage reaction.

 

then everyone can call be a woman beating asshole and I will nurse the shit out of my black eye and tell you all to go fuck yourselves.

Didn't you see the guy in the video?  He looked like he couldn't have slapped a mosquito.  The chick is balled up ready to hit him again.  I think she would have whipped his ass.

I would have stuck my forearm up, blocked it, snapping her wrist in half.  End of story.

18 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I would have stuck my forearm up, blocked it, snapping her wrist in half.  End of story.

Mullet or no mullet, you’d piss your pants. 

The guy did take the punch pretty well, just goes back one step and then calmly picks up his shades and starts talking to her. I’m going with he’s her boyfriend and she didn’t like his tone. 

Did you know that the state of Oklahoma law allows for cohabitation or sexual relations between first cousins

Spotted this in the wild on Saturday:

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Did you know that the state of Oklahoma law allows for cohabitation or sexual relations between first cousins
Spotted this in the wild on Saturday:
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15 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I would have stuck my forearm up, blocked it, snapping her wrist in half.  End of story.

While reading, this guy immediately came to mind

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The ruts in the dirt on the landing were what got him.  He would have made it otherwise, or at least not eaten shit so bad.

front wheel was wrecked when he cased the landing...  no way he rides that out

I would have stuck my forearm up, blocked it, snapping her wrist in half.  End of story.


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That’s been posted before, pretty sure the operator of that boat is in a bit of trouble...can’t recall if they were drunk or not 

I think that one was on the shag boat thread.  Pics of the after carnage.  Dude's being sued six ways from Sunday, IIRC

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