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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

bet he only does it once

Comment is on the nose!

 

 

On 12/5/2022 at 4:08 PM, crash_davis said:

THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Nancy’s a big time Scientologist. She’s donated tens of millions of dollars to them.
Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

JFC, that a Great White?

Dunno, but I bet there was a great brown.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

JFC, that a Great White?

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Uh.  I feel like someone should tell John Conner about this. 
 
 
 

Excuse me kind sir, but John Conner is currently busy trying to find the location of the Boston Dynamics office and prevent our future demise!
22 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Some crazy bitches out there. 

Hey guy, maybe don’t stand there and converse with someone with an axe at a c store. 

19 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Hey guy, maybe don’t stand there and converse with someone with an axe at a c store. 

With a big ass knife in her back pocket.

man, if he could just have blocked that first swing he probably could have beaten her to death with no charge.  talk about a missed opportunity.

Edited by futureman

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

man, if he could just have blocked that first swing he probably could have beaten her to death with no charge.  talk about a missed opportunity.

But he didn’t. Instead, he took a full swing axe blade to the face. 

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

But he didn’t. Instead, he took a full swing axe blade to the face. 

he sure did.

Not to victim blame, and you certain never expect THAT to happen, but I think you gotta have your head on a swivel around a person carrying an axe in a convenience store.  Ditto machete or baseball bat.  Those people survive? 

If anyone finds her on meet-an-inmate.com, please share. 

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5 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

Hey guy, maybe don’t stand there and converse with someone with an axe at a c store. 

At the very least don't take your eyes off her

This is why I'm an Allsup's man.

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Holy shit, that attack was in Australia in 2017. The sentence was actually increased in spite of the “antagonism” experienced in the women’s prison.


https://rivercitypost.org/a-methed-up-transgender-splits-a-mans-head-in-half-with-battle-axe-at-7-eleven/

Sorry, I didn’t write the headline. lol 

Damn, it's true, everything's more deadly in Australia. 

3 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

I think I’m in love 

It’s the trans part isn’t it?  
Seriously, that’s a crazy story.  Original sentence was 7 years……for trying to murder 2 people with an ax.  Got raised by an additional 5 years.  Glad to see the two victims survived. 

13 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Still undefeated. 

doesn’t apply here, really. 

10 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

I think I’m in love 

Hope you don't end up "Head over Heels in Love" with Lizzie Borden wannabe...

 

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16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Hope you don't end up "Head over Heels in Love" with Lizzie Borden wannabe...

 

I like a gal that plays rough 

32 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Sound ON if you enjoy the sweet, sweet sound of the squealing mom who always seems to find her way into youth sports videos. 

Damn, that was awesome!  That kid will never forget that day.  It would suck to peak that early in life though. 

It’s the trans part isn’t it?  
Seriously, that’s a crazy story.  Original sentence was 7 years……for trying to murder 2 people with an ax.  Got raised by an additional 5 years.  Glad to see the two victims survived. 

They’re both lucky that ax must not have been very sharp! I’m always confused… When they say a trans woman, are they referring to a guy that’s walking around as a woman, or a woman who happens to be trans?
42 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

When they say a trans woman, are they referring to a guy that’s walking around as a woman, or a woman who happens to be trans?

the former. 

21 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Some crazy bitches out there. 

Nicole, after learning the convenience store is out of Smirnoff Screwdrivers.

5 hours ago, futureman said:

doesn’t apply here, really. 

I can’t figure out whether it does or not. The ax wielder is in a women’s prison. I assume they either misstated her identification or she has gone under full operative transition. Surely someone with a penis doesn’t get placed into a women’s prison, right?

2 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


They’re both lucky that ax must not have been very sharp! I’m always confused… When they say a trans woman, are they referring to a guy that’s walking around as a woman, or a woman who happens to be trans?

If properly stated, a trans woman is someone who was born “male.” At least here and now. May have been different 6 years ago in Australia

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