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Holy shit…how is there even enough food around to support that many?
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5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

is that eating the insect carcasses from the spiders?

My garage windows are a haven for spiders.  I sweep and vacuum them at least once a month.  The windows are nice to brighten up the garage, but boy its a bit of a nusance to keep them tidy.

Spiders eat bugs; mice, rats, and bats eat spiders; snakes eat mice and rats; wastewater operators freak the fuck out over snakes.  You'll never get all the bugs, or the mice and rats, so it's easiest to cut that chain at the spiders.

How many bodies them gators done ate do you think

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31 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Can you say settlement?

 

 

2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Can you say settlement?

I'm sure those Carnivals are rolling in money.

 

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23 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'm sure those Carnivals are rolling in money.

 

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In HS I went out with a girl whose dad owned/ran carnival rides. She was everything you think the daughter of a carnival operator would be, wilder than hell but my naïve mind to too stupid to take advantage of it. She ended up marrying a drug dealer who committed suicide while she was pregnant. Last time I heard about her she was a 400+ lbs recluse who never left the house.  

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12 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

In HS I went out with a girl whose dad owned/ran carnival rides. She was everything you think the daughter of a carnival operator would be, wilder than hell but my naïve mind to too stupid to take advantage of it. She ended up marrying a drug dealer who committed suicide while she was pregnant. Last time I heard about her she was a 400+ lbs recluse who never left the house.  

the one that got away huh

27 minutes ago, El Tri said:

the one that got away huh

Luckily!

14 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Did they tie those alligators to a weight or something to keep then in line?  Goddam.

23 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Did they tie those alligators to a weight or something to keep then in line?  Goddam.

Nah, they were just waiting in line for the human buffet.

4 hours ago, El Tri said:

the one that got  waddled away ... very slowly.

Fixed it.

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Christ the Redeemer, yesterday.

February 10, 2023 

 

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holy shit.

The answer is always in the replies.  It's a water hose.

38 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 

I just saw this too.  My ass would've been gone lol

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Only posting this because I was the driver of the Bronco. It was definitely a holy shit moment. Fuck this guy. I never saw him. I didn’t even see my light turn from red to green, that’s how long his red light was stale. He went to the hospital after the wreck but the cops better have drawn his blood. I miraculously walked away with nothing more than bruises and scrapes. Even luckier that my wife and kids weren’t in the car, because it’s a different story if they were.

 

 

that's nightmare fuel 

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the snakes

I noped out about 3 seconds in. Nightmare fuel for this claustrophobic. 

56 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Only posting this because I was the driver of the Bronco. It was definitely a holy shit moment. Fuck this guy. I never saw him. I didn’t even see my light turn from red to green, that’s how long his red light was stale. He went to the hospital after the wreck but the cops better have drawn his blood. I miraculously walked away with nothing more than bruises and scrapes. Even luckier that my wife and kids weren’t in the car, because it’s a different story if they were.

 

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Is that over by Kennealys?

27 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Is that over by Kennealys?

Exactly. Corner of Shepherd and Welch. 

42 minutes ago, nnm said:

I noped out about 3 seconds in. Nightmare fuel for this claustrophobic.

Been in quite a few short wall / low seam coal mines. It's worse that the video portrays. 

Room and pillar mines are scary as fuck too when you hear the seam popping. 

@mininghorn88 can preach.

On 2/12/2023 at 8:25 AM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

The old cotton candy switcheroo.  

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

I noped out about 3 seconds in. Nightmare fuel for this claustrophobic. 

Same, I hate confined spaces like that.  Would deal w/ those snakes 10x out of 10, as opposed to working in that mine.  

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Been in quite a few short wall / low seam coal mines. It's worse that the video portrays. 

Room and pillar mines are scary as fuck too when you hear the seam popping. 

@mininghorn88 can preach.

There is a reason I am in the surface (daylight) mining industry. The safety protocols of going underground cover everything and then some. Once the lights go out it is straight up dark. It is easy to get disoriented. However there are massive operations underground that have large open spaces.

I like having a bit more control over the situation that surface mining provides.

Google Frank Slide in Alberta, Canada.  A large portion of a mountain gave way creating a massive landslide in 1903.  The mountain was unstable to begin with and underground coal mining aided in creating the large slide.

A field of rock debris that exists from the side of a mountain, down the valley below.

Frank Slide

6 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Only posting this because I was the driver of the Bronco. It was definitely a holy shit moment. Fuck this guy. I never saw him. I didn’t even see my light turn from red to green, that’s how long his red light was stale. He went to the hospital after the wreck but the cops better have drawn his blood. I miraculously walked away with nothing more than bruises and scrapes. Even luckier that my wife and kids weren’t in the car, because it’s a different story if they were.

 

 

those pedestrians who witnessed the crash were real men (and women) of action.  good thing you didn’t need immediate help.  

3 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

There is a reason I am in the surface (daylight) mining industry. The safety protocols of going underground cover everything and then some. Once the lights go out it is straight up dark. It is easy to get disoriented. However there are massive operations underground that have large open spaces.

I like having a bit more control over the situation that surface mining provides.

I'm glad that Iowa is letting 14 year olds back underground in such conditions the way God intended.  Let their small hands lead the way...

10 hours ago, Underdog said:

 

Two bed room with a pool and garage parking. 

$500

21 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Only posting this because I was the driver of the Bronco. It was definitely a holy shit moment. Fuck this guy. I never saw him. I didn’t even see my light turn from red to green, that’s how long his red light was stale. He went to the hospital after the wreck but the cops better have drawn his blood. I miraculously walked away with nothing more than bruises and scrapes. Even luckier that my wife and kids weren’t in the car, because it’s a different story if they were.

 

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Damn, RIP 'stros Bronco. Glad you're ok.

22 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Only posting this because I was the driver of the Bronco. It was definitely a holy shit moment. Fuck this guy. I never saw him. I didn’t even see my light turn from red to green, that’s how long his red light was stale. He went to the hospital after the wreck but the cops better have drawn his blood. I miraculously walked away with nothing more than bruises and scrapes. Even luckier that my wife and kids weren’t in the car, because it’s a different story if they were.

Help me understand this, because you seem pretty confident that you are not at fault, yet the text and video doesn't really jibe w/ that vibe.  Am I reading your post incorrectly?  Are you driving the Bronco or the car that hit the Bronco?

14 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Help me understand this, because you seem pretty confident that you are not at fault, yet the text and video doesn't really jibe w/ that vibe.  Am I reading your post incorrectly?  Are you driving the Bronco or the car that hit the Bronco?

I think he's saying the car that hit the bronco ran a red light.  and he's driving the bronco.  which would mean he's not at fault.  where is your confusion?

The confusion comes because the video doesn't match up with that description.  The light the Bronco goes through is red, and has been for a while - look at the pickup on the far side, sitting there the whole time, and both cars that go through the light from R to L are moving as if they're going through a green.  

14 minutes ago, Mittens said:

The confusion comes because the video doesn't match up with that description.  The light the Bronco goes through is red, and has been for a while - look at the pickup on the far side, sitting there the whole time, and both cars that go through the light from R to L are moving as if they're going through a green.  

No, my light was very green.  You can't see the lights in that video.  I think the last car before him to go through the intersection that direction ran a yellow/red.  The truck turning left saw me coming and was waiting.  The driver of the pickup is an assistant DA and verified 100% that our light was green, and the Lexus ran the red by several seconds.  He's going so much faster than me that it probably does look like my light is the red one from that video, but I can assure you (as can the multiple witnesses, which is reflected in the police report) that his light was extremely red.

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Yea, it looks to me like that black jeep speeds up to make the light and then the truck waiting just started to move to turn behind PH. 

Such a f'n shame that it was your bombjack bronco too.  Not like you can just go scoop another one up with the insurance money.  Sorry man, glad you are okay though. @Planet Houston

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