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22 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Dude has one hell of a chin. 

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The kick landing on his face made a noise that sounded like a car crash, and Sean went straight to the ground. Anybody watching could easily believe that Sean was down for the count and not going to be getting back up, but he surprised everyone.

Sean jumped right back up to his feet and managed to get to safety. However, he did not escape uninjured. His buddy Trent Kirk started a GoFundMe page that explained that Sean was going to need some serious medical treatment after getting kicked.

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36 minutes ago, nnm said:


 

His buddy Trent Kirk started a GoFundMe page that explained that Sean was going to need some serious medical treatment after getting kicked.

 

I hope he gets zero dollars on the GFM page.  He knew he was in the FAFO territory and did it anyway.  I also despise those who crash their car with no insurance and start a GFM.  Be financially responsible you asshole or simply dont drive until you can be. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Not sure where else to put this:

 

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21 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Next year, ain't nobody telling him he can't join in their reindeer games.

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

Not sure where else to put this:

 

Uncle Boobs ain’t scared. 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Now that's a quality bollard. Timex?

7 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Maybe they shouldn't have a post there.

the cgi is decent but I’d love to see that shit for real. 

the cgi is decent but I’d love to see that shit for real. 

Does your Miata even break 80 MPH?
39 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Does your Miata even break 80 MPH?

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On 2/19/2023 at 3:55 PM, Incredulity said:

 

Did he steal that from someone's den or trophy room?  Looks like a mount.

2 hours ago, Elvis said:

Did he steal that from someone's den or trophy room?  Looks like a mount.

I am guessing that someone with a chain saw cut the head off of the dead one. 

On 2/20/2023 at 10:58 AM, nnm said:

Not sure where else to put this:

 

This came to mind listening to the dialogue.

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Not a monkey

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You think that 90 degree turn had anything to do with it?

Lioness knows meatheads when she sees them.

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You think that 90 degree turn had anything to do with it?

It has something to do with it.

no doubt the lion fucks the three of them up, but as stated above. Physics

11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

MOAR!

 

That is so eerily beautiful.  But it does beg the question...how did Noah fit that thing on his Ark?  It seems like at least the size of a Yukon, possibly a Suburban.

3 hours ago, futureman said:

holy shit that's pretty good cgi

Everyone knows it’s Cthulhu and it’s real.  

10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

That is so eerily beautiful.  But it does beg the question...how did Noah fit that thing on his Ark?  It seems like at least the size of a Yukon, possibly a Suburban.

Things that lived in the ocean didn’t need an ark to be rescued, no?

The Earth flooded, right?  40 days and 40 nights of what?  Rain?  Last I checked, rain is salt-free.  Whales don't live in freshwater.  A flood of salt-free water probably didn't work out too well for Whales.  Unless we're talking about some sort of symbiotic balance of salt-free rain over salted ocean water.  If you take the story literally as way too many fucking stupid people do (you being the exception), it is extremely plausible that the ocean life in certain littoral areas would be wiped out due to freshwater rains.  Think of how many small salt-water lakes we have that would be easily inundated with freshwater rains in 40 days of heavy rains (plus water table runoffs).  I'm not saying I'm not a believer, I'm saying I don't base my environmental and climate policy over a story that makes no fucking sense

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

The Earth flooded, right?  40 days and 40 nights of what?  Rain?  Last I checked, rain is salt-free.  Whales don't live in freshwater.  A flood of salt-free water probably didn't work out too well for Whales.  Unless we're talking about some sort of symbiotic balance of salt-free rain over salted ocean water.  If you take the story literally as way too many fucking stupid people do (you being the exception), it is extremely plausible that the ocean life in certain littoral areas would be wiped out due to freshwater rains.  Think of how many small salt-water lakes we have that would be easily inundated with freshwater rains in 40 days of heavy rains (plus water table runoffs).  I'm not saying I'm not a believer, I'm saying I don't base my environmental and climate policy over a story that makes no fucking sense

so whales need salt water to live? 

you sure?

I mean, I saw a whale once in Town Lake which is a freshwater river.  Turns out it was Vic's prom date, but still---most whale subspecies cannot survive in freshwater ecosystems for long periods of time.  If we're being literal and basing policy on translations.  

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