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Is that where Marty Robbins grew up?

Looks like every house I deliver to. You can tell the people who never use their front doors.
5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Supposedly, this is a recent photo of Pink.

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8 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

Really. How did he ever lose? Scary.

He broke his back. 

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She looks like a midget w/ a pituitary problem

Isn't that all of them? 

18 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

 

 

13 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

Really. How did he ever lose? Scary.

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12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Supposedly, this is a recent photo of Pink.

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spadelookingthroughcurtains, "Oh scram, don't give 'em the weight room thing!" 

Pink (looking buffed), "Do you know where the weight room is?  Nah?  I'll check it out."  

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16 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

yep.  yep.  This is exactly the right thread for that.  holy shit!

8 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Isn't that all of them? 

Ha, yeah I think I meant a midget w/ an over-active pituitary problem...it was early.

11 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She looks like a midget w/ a pituitary problem

Someone on Twitter said she looks like Sam on Lord Of The Rings. 

19 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Supposedly, this is a recent photo of Pink.

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I mean, if you couldn't see that coming...

17 hours ago, Modessit said:

Is that where Marty Robbins grew up?

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12 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

He broke his back. 

I thought maybe he fought Pink.

She looks like the mother of a family on a carnival cruise waiting at the bar to pick up a bucket of coors light while rest of the family is practicing their cannonballs at the pool.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

I mean, if you couldn't see that coming...

I mean, how is that different than the previous 20 years?  She's always been short, stocky, and unattractive.

She looks like the mother of a family on a carnival cruise waiting at the bar to pick up a bucket of coors light while rest of the family is practicing their cannonballs at the pool.

Go on….
21 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Supposedly, this is a recent photo of Pink.

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Billy Idol really let himself go. 

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Need a clean up on aisle 3. Aisle 3.

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

Billy Idol really let himself go. 

Billy idol with T. rex arms

21 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Supposedly, this is a recent photo of Pink.

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I’m just seeing Ben Affleck on hormones.  

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

I’m just seeing Ben Affleck on hormones.  

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14 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

I’m just seeing Ben Affleck on hormones.  

I think this tells us more about you than you probably wanted to share...

Pink was my original entry on the your WTF crush thread whenever that was.  She is aging like cheese instead of wine.

On 2/26/2023 at 12:54 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Supposedly, this is a recent photo of Pink.

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Before they were Stars… 

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On 2/25/2023 at 11:54 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Supposedly, this is a recent photo of Pink.

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That's Lenny Dykstra

Then that bikini must be the wreck of Darren Daulton

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Supposedly, this is a recent photo of Pink.
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That's Bull Randleman from Band of Brothers in a bikini
15 minutes ago, Catpfish said:
On 2/25/2023 at 11:54 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:
Supposedly, this is a recent photo of Pink.
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That's Bull Randleman from Band of Brothers in a bikini

Your descripiton nailed it.

Pink needs to get right out into the driveway and put a second coat of wax on the McFly's BMW

15 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Some guy produced a likeness of what Abe Lincoln’s mom probably looked like. Not only did the pervert make he better looking than any non-Surly wife of the early 1800’s, he gave her nipple hardons. 

Wood give her the log cabin

On 2/26/2023 at 6:41 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

Put this on your Christmas list.

 

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On 2/28/2023 at 11:25 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

This is worth 2 minutes of your time. 

I disagree. 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

I thought I was smarter than that.

Now I'm gonna have the heebeejeebies all day long.

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