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4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

I think that one was on the shag boat thread.  Pics of the after carnage.  Dude's being sued six ways from Sunday, IIRC

*days

Yeah he's correct, it's days.

 

Now when I'm fucking your wife it's six ways from Sunday.

That’s called the Ken Lay defense. Yeah, I know he died after the trial.

2 hours ago, HouTex said:

That’s called the Ken Lay defense. Yeah, I know he died after the trial.

He’s not dead, he’s on an island in the South Pacific with Tupac.

I would almost guess a woman was steering and tried to hit all 3 to be that precise and miss.

not sure what kind of idiot with a basically disabled vehicle, decides to take on a cop who already has his gun drawn on him, in broad daylight with 2 others directly behind him.   but that idiot should have been brain-panned while on the ground to save taxpayers money. 

On 10/8/2018 at 9:42 PM, GotThatFire said:

Mullet or no mullet, you’d piss your pants. 

I’m the one who found the piss pants pic and put it on Shaggy. /mymomentinhistory

And score one for the good guys/cops.

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

Bet there are several "WTF, the Cops didn't have to shoot him" comments in the YouTube comments.

2 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Is this about the spider?

turn up the brightness on your monitor and look closer

5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

turn up the brightness on your monitor and look closer

Still can't find Bert.  I suck at this.

His gate code is 1970. Or 0791. Or 7910. Or something like that

4 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

His gate code is 1970. Or 0791. Or 7910. Or something like that

or 10791071090. So what?

 

I see the dirt free number keys, but there's no telling how many digits the actual code is or how many times you can get it wrong before an alarm goes off or it locks you out.

Edited by rage-a-holic

Just now, rage-a-holic said:

or 1079117700. So what?

 

I see the dirt free number keys, but there's no telling how many digits the actual code is or how many time you can get it wrong before an alarm goes off or it locks you out.

Or 70917001 maybe, I think we're narrowing it down

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

What is the purpose of that?

"I'm Australian, and I have no fucks to give."

 

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

What is the purpose of that?

Crikey, thar's a building in the way. Holy shit

On 10/13/2018 at 8:16 PM, Parliament said:

What is the purpose of that?

Being awesome.

 

Clowney with a (legal) takedown of Bills RB Chris Ivory.  By a single dread.  Ouch.

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So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

12 minutes ago, Drew said:

So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

Supposedly, that was the reason Ricky Williams cut his hair when he went to the NFL.  That and his dreads looked ridiculous in a wedding gown.

For years, the NFL refrained from making any rules about hair. But in 2003, it enacted the “Ricky Rule,” which deemed hair part of an athlete’s uniform. This gave players the green light to grab an opponent’s hair to pull him down. The rule’s namesake, Ricky Williams, is a former NFL tailback who has the dubious distinction of being tackled by his dreads twice in one game. 

Edited by Jerry Callo
to add a couple lines from some article

7 minutes ago, Drew said:

So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

I seem to remember Troy Polamalu getting pretty viciously tackled by his hair at least once.  I think it's because it's not like it's the uniform, it's part of the body.  I guess the reasoning is that if you don't like it, then cut it (or put it up somehow).

OH yeah, I know the reasoning, but I could easily see a tackle by the hair injuring someone just as much as a Horse Collar tackle, right?

39 minutes ago, Drew said:

OH yeah, I know the reasoning, but I could easily see a tackle by the hair injuring someone just as much as a Horse Collar tackle, right?

Absolutely, that and a face mask.

2 hours ago, Drew said:

So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

I've always thought those dudes with long hair/dreads were at a disadvantage for this very reason.

2 hours ago, Drew said:

So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

Get a haircut.  Problem solved.

5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Get a haircut.  Problem solved.

He was coiffed like he wanted it.

5 hours ago, Drew said:

So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

This is the NFL's way of encouraging players to cut their hair.

Edited by luke duke

19 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Supposedly, that was the reason Ricky Williams cut his hair when he went to the NFL.  That and his dreads looked ridiculous in a wedding gown.

For years, the NFL refrained from making any rules about hair. But in 2003, it enacted the “Ricky Rule,” which deemed hair part of an athlete’s uniform. This gave players the green light to grab an opponent’s hair to pull him down. The rule’s namesake, Ricky Williams, is a former NFL tailback who has the dubious distinction of being tackled by his dreads twice in one game. 

Begs the question, when OSU holds Hager by the hair, will they call it?  Duh, of course not. 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Unless you are a viking, long hair looks fucking ridiculous on a man. Dont get me started on fucking man buns.

Do you like fucking man-buns?  Good for you...

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