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I've done that crawl before but it was a Dodge pickup.

I’m on elevators several times a day. I damn near jump off of them after watching these kinds of videos.

What if they had strapped a cask on front of that locomotive?  Cask on cask collision. 

On 3/5/2023 at 9:54 AM, futureman said:

fatality?

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18 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Wild animals are not pets. 

She is currently living in the Fuck Around phase.

 

18 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Wild animals are not pets. 

She is currently living in the Fuck Around phase.

 

probably a gator she nursed from her ample bosom when it was a baby gator. 

On 3/5/2023 at 1:29 PM, Longhornstampede said:

Going through Rowlett this morning. 

 

NOPE!

 

Yeah… I wouldn’t want to go through Rowlett either.  

So many responses...

When does she get naked and puke it up all over the other Asian chick while they rub it all over each other?

Positive that's not the first slime she's swallowed.

That's a lot of egg noodles she'll be dropping in the shitter later. 

8 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

PERFECT HARD BOILED EGGS... — SALTLICKERS

She doesn't get naked?   Well, what we have here is a failure to communicate!

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah that all comes up on someone’s chest for an added charge. 

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3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I can definitely fap to that

I don't know why, but I thought those were canned peaches.  Bitch told me she was vegan and couldn't swallow.

22 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Gotdammit Kyrie.  That literally almost made me vomit.  

20 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah that all comes up on someone’s chest for an added charge. 

That's someones fetish.

On 3/7/2023 at 4:08 PM, nnm said:

 

She clearly hasn't seen that video of the one alligator ripping off the other alligators leg, apparently just for being too close.  

I’m pretty sure this has been previously posted but worth a repost. You’ve heard of fish tacos. How about a fishy hot dog?

 

On 3/7/2023 at 4:08 PM, nnm said:

 

Gotta admire a girl who keeps eye contact in crucial moments. 

I’m pretty sure this has been previously posted but worth a repost. You’ve heard of fish tacos. How about a fishy hot dog?
 

15 hours ago, nnm said:

I’m pretty sure this has been previously posted but worth a repost. You’ve heard of fish tacos. How about a fishy hot dog?

 

I'll have two of the hotdog special/special hotdog.

And one to go, please.

23 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Holy shit! Flotation devices malfunctioned!

The Pope and Raquel Welch are stranded on a life boat. They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, she says, "Those aren't buoys".

11 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

The Pope and Raquel Welch are stranded on a life boat. They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, she says, "Those aren't buoys".

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