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28 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why are those called mini guns? there's nothing mini about it

It's a scaled-down (7.62 Nato) of the original 20 mm Vulcan machine gun.

 

They're like $80k, burn $500/min of ammo and are totally awesome.

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5 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

 

UTPD has purchased one of those to deal with illegal parking on campus. Watch out, Quinn.

16 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

That tank looks like Peppa Pig after a late night Taco Bell run

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If you can think it, someone's already done it.

7 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

 

Now make blue tracers for Cobra.

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

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If you can think it, someone's already done it.

Saw this earlier

 

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More like someone found out

 

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

More like someone found out

 

Brought fists to a gun fight.  Dumbass.

25 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

More like someone found out

 

Drugs may have been a factor.

never been in that situation but can't you just shoot them in the leg or something?  or do you have to kill them to keep them from suing you?

7 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

More like someone found out

 

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On 3/12/2023 at 10:02 PM, brakeman said:

 

I always knew Drakkar Noir's comeback would be lit as fuck.

11 hours ago, futureman said:

never been in that situation but can't you just shoot them in the leg or something?  or do you have to kill them to keep them from suing you?

He was aiming at his head to begin with.

You can easily die from getting shot in the leg.  Hit the femoral artery or the femur itself.  Lights out.

You don't draw your weapon unless you need to use deadly force.  And when you shoot, you shoot to kill.  Killing is a terrible thing for sure.  Sucks that the other guy didn't just walk away.

ETA

I'm no Surly law dog, but I think he was wholly justified in shooting him.  Be it in the chest or in the head.  Dude had a weapon pointed at him and just came anyway.  Obviously drugs or a mental issue.  Shooter needed to protect his own.

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3 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Damn that thing looks prehistoric.

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7 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

No wonder those things get caught up in tornadoes so easily.

Actually, fuck that whole water is scary account. Jesus. 
 

 

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this was pretty cool.

 

 

and does anyone know what the fuck this is?

 

On 3/13/2023 at 8:59 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

Brought fists to a gun fight.  Dumbass.

The one night I spent in jail was for carrying concealed weapons. I was at a bar in Denver and the cop saw me put my hands in my pockets. 

Actually, fuck that whole water is scary account. Jesus. 
 
 

Luckily they are more scared of you. Can’t you tell?
8 hours ago, futureman said:

and does anyone know what the fuck this is?

 

 

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12 hours ago, nnm said:

Schlitterbahn tried it. It didn’t end well. 
https://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/595981/water-slide/

I know a guy that worked maintenance for Schlitterbahn years ago. He's a HSE now. He was not impressed by the guys who owned/ designed Schlitterbahn and rumored that there were a lot of injuries that were covered up and buried. He refused to get on any of their rides.

 

Amazing how agile these small planes are. 

I’m actually more impressed by the take-off at the end than the landing.

9 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

I’m actually more impressed by the take-off at the end than the landing.

same. it was all pretty badass, though. you know his wife fucking hates that shit

It's visually impressive because it's at the top of a skyscraper, but there are hundreds of videos of those planes landing and taking off with zero area online.  

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Mittens said:

It's visually impressive because it's at the top of a skyscraper, but there are hundreds of videos of those planes landing and taking off with zero area online.  

 

 

 

you're a hoot at parties, huh?

57 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

same. it was all pretty badass, though. you know his wife fucking hates that shit

I would console her. 

Future civilizations will unearth these videos and have no idea what the fuck Red Bull was.  Was it a cult of stunt cyclists?  An air force?  A space program?  

What do you mean it was a drink?

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