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5 hours ago, Parliament said:

Pitbull needs to take a bullet.

Pit bull doing pit bull things. 

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On 3/26/2023 at 7:01 PM, crash_davis said:

dude posted that he only had minor injuries worse being road rash to his leg. 

 

Someone is going to have to explain to me how this was videod. It at first appears that it is a helmet cam. Then right before the accident occurs the camera moves/rotates to a Birds Eye view. 

1 hour ago, UT_OB1 said:

Someone is going to have to explain to me how this was videod. It at first appears that it is a helmet cam. Then right before the accident occurs the camera moves/rotates to a Birds Eye view. 

It's a 360* camera like an Insta360 or GoPro Max. It's basically recording everything through dual fisheye lenses then what is actually shown determined during editing. 

16 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Love how the tire comes back for Round 2 as if to say "there's more where that came from"

Tires have evolved. They learned to double tap.

11 hours ago, Modessit said:

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This exact thing happened to me.  True story.

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Fuck those rhino poachers! Can’t keep assholes from killing endangered species in Africa, yet Southwest Texas is a big empty wasteland that’s very similar to the savanna they live in. Why don’t we import some and dedicate a couple hundred thousand acres and just let the rhinos and elephants have at it in peace? May be the only way to keep them from extinction! Screw it, give ‘em Big Bend!!
On 3/24/2023 at 11:36 AM, brakeman said:

holy shit!

 

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Pitbull needs to take a bullet.

That would stop the party
9 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Fuck those rhino poachers! Can’t keep assholes from killing endangered species in Africa, yet Southwest Texas is a big empty wasteland that’s very similar to the savanna they live in. Why don’t we import some and dedicate a couple hundred thousand acres and just let the rhinos and elephants have at it in peace? May be the only way to keep them from extinction! Screw it, give ‘em Big Bend!!

If Elephants understood and could express their opinion about living in Big Bend, I feel like they would volunteer to be poached in Africa.

12 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

This exact thing happened to me.  True story.

Sorry, man. I'm sure he'll spank you next time. 

On 3/25/2023 at 6:39 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

BTW, Tulsa spelled backwards turns into A slut.

 

Same result when I turn your mom around

15 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

What boot store got so lucky?

 

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Beat to the punch

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10 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

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Brooks Was Here?  I mean, Here

2 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

"While she was sleeping."  Riiiiight.

And that snake's not 4 feet long.  Closer to 2.  Still gross, though.

19 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

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The Lannisters always repay their debts.

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I can relate.

So are you angrier at your parents or at your stronger and better siblings? 

On 3/19/2023 at 4:48 PM, brakeman said:

 

Action Park!

6 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

"While she was sleeping."  Riiiiight.

And that snake's not 4 feet long.  Closer to 2.  Still gross, though.

ER crew are probably glad they were only taking a snek out of a mouth. 
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On 3/29/2023 at 5:42 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

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On 3/29/2023 at 5:42 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

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No flintlock pistol lapel pin, I'm calling bullshit

14 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

That is some scary shit. The probability of him being spotted in time was minuscule.

Yeah about a 15 minute window between life and "we'll find his body this summer." 

wow... I cant imagine the stench of a months worth of cow shit ground into the floors and the walls.

 

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