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20 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

40 or so years ago, when totally nude places first started opening, we went to a low rent place on East Lancaster in Fort Worth. There was some chick dancing there that was at least 6-8 months pregnant. The amount of guys turned on by that and giving her money was disturbing. It was vomit worthy disgusting. 

It was called the Booby Trap. A friend told me.

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4 hours ago, Goredho said:


Don’t fuck around with tree wells.

unreal!  never seen this.

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

40 or so years ago, when totally nude places first started opening, we went to a low rent place on East Lancaster in Fort Worth. There was some chick dancing there that was at least 6-8 months pregnant. The amount of guys turned on by that and giving her money was disturbing. It was vomit worthy disgusting. 

pregnant women are fucking sexy.  you might be gay.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

pregnant women are fucking sexy.  you might be gay.

Yeah buddy! Nothing like the baby kicking you for a little extra sensation while your poundin' a pregnant stranger!

Just now, Crapinon said:

Yeah buddy! Nothing like the baby kicking you for a little extra sensation while your poundin' a pregnant stranger!

amen to that.

3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

40 or so years ago, when totally nude places first started opening, we went to a low rent place on East Lancaster in Fort Worth. There was some chick dancing there that was at least 6-8 months pregnant. The amount of guys turned on by that and giving her money was disturbing. It was vomit worthy disgusting. 

The Red Slipper?

32 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The Red Slipper?

No clue, I just know it was east of Beach St on the north side of Lancaster in an old row of buildings. It was a real tiny place, not to be confused with the bigger one across the street on the south side. 

3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

40 or so years ago, when totally nude places first started opening, we went to a low rent place on East Lancaster in Fort Worth. There was some chick dancing there that was at least 6-8 months pregnant. The amount of guys turned on by that and giving her money was disturbing. It was vomit worthy disgusting. 

Sounds like the Pink Pussycat Cabaret (aka the PPC, aka "The Bank") on Richmond Ave in Houston.  Totally nude.  BYOB.  18+.  As a senior in HS, we would go there every month or so.  We'd bring beer at first.  Got pretty brazen and actually brought a pony keg in once.  They had a VERY pregnant stripper.  And a one-armed stripper who would rub her nub on your head while giving you a dance.  Good times.  

16 hours ago, NWBuck said:

I see that, and raise you:

 

I skipped around the video so I might have missed it but I think there were pics of a guy in a john boat with a little outboard motor that was being pulled in the sinkhole. Somehow he was able to get out of the whirlpool and get to land before it sucked him in.

18 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Call this guy. He always seemed to help Tokyo out whenever he wasn't trying to destroy it. 

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On 4/5/2023 at 4:38 PM, burntorangebongos said:

ER visit to pump stomach for alcohol poisoning, $2500. Haha, what a maroon. 

Jesus. That's almost 5 pints of tequila. I don't know if I could down 5 pints of water that quickly without needing to puke. Dumbass should've just walked to the bathroom, stuck a finger down his throat, and collected his grand.

2 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Jesus. That's almost 5 pints of tequila. I don't know if I could down 5 pints of water that quickly without needing to puke. Dumbass should've just walked to the bathroom, stuck a finger down his throat, and collected his grand.

Actually, just watched it again. The bartender never grabbed a new bottle, so it was just 750 ml...about 15 actual shots spread across a lot of shot glasses. By the end, the glasses were practically empty.

29 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I don’t get it. 

Put on "Moving in Stereo" by The Cars. 

 

35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

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32 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Probably any finely ground carbohydrate

carbohydrate ~ hydrocarbon

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I don’t get it. 

Spoiler

 

(Unedited clip. You’re welcome).

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I feel sorry for you

Many thanks. I didn’t recognize Ms. Cates in the black and white photo. Looks like a 12 year old girl in that one. 

You only missed it being cross posted about 1000 times on this site. But it really is the definition of Holy Shit. 

Should have figured.
1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I don’t come in this thread as much as I probably should, apologies if this has been posted. Just saw GoPro post to their Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqvfDaMJTPn/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I've seen this several times now and each time I find myself holding my breath. that dude should never have to pay for a drink or pussy again

6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I don’t get it. 

So many potential baby Honolulu Horns were lost forever because of that glorious, glorious scene. 

On 4/6/2023 at 11:16 AM, futureman said:

pregnant women are fucking sexy.  you might be gay.

Does this explain why some dude took an upskirt photo of my wife when she was pregnant?

18 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Does this explain why some dude took an upskirt photo of my wife when she was pregnant?

hey, you can’t prove that was me. 

22 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I don’t get it. 

Phoebe Cates. The crown jewel of an entire era. 

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6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Phoebe Cates. The crown jewel of an entire era. 

Maybe the most perfect set of tits to be exposed on the big screen.

Sounds like the Pink Pussycat Cabaret (aka the PPC, aka "The Bank") on Richmond Ave in Houston.  Totally nude.  BYOB.  18+.  As a senior in HS, we would go there every month or so.  We'd bring beer at first.  Got pretty brazen and actually brought a pony keg in once.  They had a VERY pregnant stripper.  And a one-armed stripper who would rub her nub on your head while giving you a dance.  Good times.  

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22 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Maybe the most perfect set of tits to be exposed on the big screen.

That would be “True Detective”, but you’re close. 

Never mind. I see you said “big screen”. 

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I’m an idiot

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I’ve seen this look on women I’ve been involved with more than once, and I wasn’t even performing a Hamilton at the time!

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28 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Wait for it…

 

So, Asian women aren't just terrible drivers in America? 

18 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Swimmer is lucky they didn't become fucktoy, much less mid-afternoon snack

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Swimmer is lucky they didn't become fucktoy, much less mid-afternoon snack

we've been over this several times.  the swimmer was in no danger at all.

Orcas don't attack people in the wild.  They are are our underwater allies.

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

Orcas don't attack people in the wild.

They don’t leave witnesses. 

Maybe the most perfect set of tits to be exposed on the big screen.
Jamie Lee Curtis - Trading Places

That 80s movie where a chick pretended to be a dude at another high school so she could write a story or some shit for her school paper to help get her into college or some shit. I dunno movie kind of sucked but she had a unexpectedly glorious rack when she popped them out at the end to prove she was a chick.
 

Joyce Hyser--Just One of the Guys

 

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