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11 hours ago, Modessit said:
On 4/8/2023 at 11:09 AM, TrashMaster G said:
Maybe the most perfect set of tits to be exposed on the big screen.

Jamie Lee Curtis - Trading Places

A worthy nomination, to be sure.

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23 hours ago, slorch said:

Swimmer is lucky they didn't become fucktoy, much less mid-afternoon snack

There has never been a confirmed report of an Orca killing a person in the wild. 

6 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

There has never been a confirmed report of an Orca killing a person in the wild. 

They just have a real hate-on for Sea World employees.  So, if you work at Sea World, make sure to not wear your badge if you go swimming in the ocean.

37 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

They just have a real hate-on for Sea World employees.  So, if you work at Sea World, make sure to not wear your badge if you go swimming in the ocean.

if someone forced me to work at sea world I'd kill them too.

46 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

There has never been a confirmed report of an Orca killing a person in the wild. 

So they are thorough…

49 minutes ago, slorch said:

So they are thorough…

Yeah.  They leave no witnesses.

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

There has never been a confirmed report of an Orca killing a person in the wild. 

It is also true that Craig James has never denied that he killed five hookers while at SMU. Does that mean that it didn’t happen?

#rememberthe5

#CJK5H

8 hours ago, Parliament said:

Maybe Texas needs some Komodo's?

 

Nope.

Not clicking that.

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

Nope.

Not clicking that.

it’s just a lizard eating a pig.  who gives a shit?

1 hour ago, futureman said:

it’s just a lizard eating a pig.  who gives a shit?

The pig.

it’s just a lizard eating a pig.  who gives a shit?

Prom night flashbacks.
it’s just a lizard eating a pig.  who gives a shit?
Nsfw

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On 4/9/2023 at 9:03 AM, TrashMaster G said:

So, Asian women aren't just terrible drivers in America? 

In Asia, they're just called women.

56 minutes ago, Superhero said:

In Asia, they're just called women.

In Bangkok they might not be. 

48 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Genuinely surprised at how long that finger remained attached. 

Yep.  Gone in an instant if that's a shark.

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Genuinely surprised at how long that finger remained attached. 

Hope he got it for his trouble. 

13 hours ago, Superhero said:

Cold blooded.

Seriously! They should have monitored the situation a bit more closely. I wonder what reservations kept them from doing so?

4 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Genuinely surprised at how long that finger remained attached. 

Gave my dog a raw beef rib bone and she  cracked it in two like it was a stick of butter. Glad she's on my side.

 

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5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Hope he got it for his trouble. 

Username is in a near species realm of checking out.

 

Kind of an odd choice of music for that. It’s not exactly what I imagine when I hear that piece.
17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Gave my dog a raw beef rib bone and she  cracked it in two like it was a stick of butter. Glad she's on my side.

Damn. She's beautiful.

4 hours ago, Hate said:


Kind of an odd choice of music for that. It’s not exactly what I imagine when I hear that piece.


It will be now. 

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Man, only a few more feet out, and he would have landed in ankle-deep water.

34 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Holy shit, this world is full of dumb asses.

 

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On 4/8/2023 at 5:20 PM, nnm said:

 

"The sea was brown that day, my friends."

 

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52 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Holy shit, this world is full of dumb asses.

 

*Dumbass's

Save the environment while you simultaneously WRECK a mother fucker

 

 

 

On 4/11/2023 at 10:06 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

Dumbass coulda just cracked it first.

What an idiot. 

28 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Save the environment while you simultaneously WRECK a mother fucker

 

 

 

Celica GTS-22?  

No bat? No hammer?  No fucking spoon?

Just run out there and get your ass laid on?

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