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#16801
11 hours ago, Modessit said:
On 4/8/2023 at 11:09 AM, TrashMaster G said:
Maybe the most perfect set of tits to be exposed on the big screen.

Jamie Lee Curtis - Trading Places

A worthy nomination, to be sure.

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#16804
23 hours ago, slorch said:

Swimmer is lucky they didn't become fucktoy, much less mid-afternoon snack

There has never been a confirmed report of an Orca killing a person in the wild. 

#16805
6 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

There has never been a confirmed report of an Orca killing a person in the wild. 

They just have a real hate-on for Sea World employees.  So, if you work at Sea World, make sure to not wear your badge if you go swimming in the ocean.

#16807
37 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

They just have a real hate-on for Sea World employees.  So, if you work at Sea World, make sure to not wear your badge if you go swimming in the ocean.

if someone forced me to work at sea world I'd kill them too.

#16808
46 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

There has never been a confirmed report of an Orca killing a person in the wild. 

So they are thorough…

#16810
1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

There has never been a confirmed report of an Orca killing a person in the wild. 

It is also true that Craig James has never denied that he killed five hookers while at SMU. Does that mean that it didn’t happen?

#rememberthe5

#CJK5H

#16817
On 4/9/2023 at 9:03 AM, TrashMaster G said:

So, Asian women aren't just terrible drivers in America? 

In Asia, they're just called women.

#16822
48 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Genuinely surprised at how long that finger remained attached. 

Yep.  Gone in an instant if that's a shark.

#16824
13 hours ago, Superhero said:

Cold blooded.

Seriously! They should have monitored the situation a bit more closely. I wonder what reservations kept them from doing so?

#16826
5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Hope he got it for his trouble. 

Username is in a near species realm of checking out.

#16830
 

Kind of an odd choice of music for that. It’s not exactly what I imagine when I hear that piece.
#16831
17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Gave my dog a raw beef rib bone and she  cracked it in two like it was a stick of butter. Glad she's on my side.

Damn. She's beautiful.

#16845
28 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Save the environment while you simultaneously WRECK a mother fucker

 

 

 

Celica GTS-22?  

#16849

No bat? No hammer?  No fucking spoon?

Just run out there and get your ass laid on?

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