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Steady, steady, steady.
FLAPS!!! FLAPS!!! FLAPS!!!
 

Fuck.

That.

Shit.


And....spilled my goddamned drink!

I thought we were doing better fakes than that these days.

I thought we were doing better fakes than that these days.

You were thinking of boobs.

Understandable.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


You were thinking of boobs.

Always. It's my cross to bear.

13 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

I thought we were doing better fakes than that these days.

That's not fake, that is however the last time Mr phlegm flew before his license was revoked.

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Who the fuck needed snopes to investigate that 

This guy.

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51 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

why are people so fucking angry now?  

 

 

so she admits to speeding in a residential area...... and shes pissed because a resident who is sick and tired of folks speeding through the neighborhood told her speeding ass to slow the fuck down- kids and dogs run in the street all the time?

 

yeah, Im siding with the dyke with the dog in this argument.   slow the fuck down.

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so she admits to speeding in a residential area...... and shes pissed because a resident who is sick and tired of folks speeding through the neighborhood told her speeding ass to slow the fuck down- kids and dogs run in the street all the time?

 

yeah, Im siding with the dyke with the dog in this argument.   slow the fuck down.

^100% this.

 

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so she admits to speeding in a residential area...... and shes pissed because a resident who is sick and tired of folks speeding through the neighborhood told her speeding ass to slow the fuck down- kids and dogs run in the street all the time?

 

yeah, Im siding with the dyke with the dog in this argument.   slow the fuck down.

But olds! LULZ!!! 

19 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so she admits to speeding in a residential area...... and shes pissed because a resident who is sick and tired of folks speeding through the neighborhood told her speeding ass to slow the fuck down- kids and dogs run in the street all the time?

 

yeah, Im siding with the dyke with the dog in this argument.   slow the fuck down.

Agreed, but needs more FUCK YOU!!!  for posterity.

After being berated like that, I’d have floored it driving away from her.  Of course, I don’t speed in neighborhoods so it wouldn’t have happened, but let’s talk about appropriate response. 

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'm not going to lie, Robot dog scares me. He's just toying with us until his kill switch is activated.

That's why the robot dog needs a tail.  A wagging tail would be great for creating a false sense of security.

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so she admits to speeding in a residential area...... and shes pissed because a resident who is sick and tired of folks speeding through the neighborhood told her speeding ass to slow the fuck down- kids and dogs run in the street all the time?

 

yeah, Im siding with the dyke with the dog in this argument.   slow the fuck down.

She's setting a poor example for her dog.

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

why are people so fucking angry now?  

 

 

Would

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

why are people so fucking angry now?  

 

 

Mom?

5 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so she admits to speeding in a residential area...... and shes pissed because a resident who is sick and tired of folks speeding through the neighborhood told her speeding ass to slow the fuck down- kids and dogs run in the street all the time?

 

yeah, Im siding with the dyke with the dog in this argument.   slow the fuck down.

And if she admits to going 30, my guess is it was more like 35-40.  I side with the bulldyke and bulldog as well.

9 hours ago, crash_davis said:

why are people so fucking angry now?  

 

 

John Daly seems angry.

John Daly seems angry.

I don’t know...she seems delightful. I like a gal who speaks her mind.
This guy.
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I’m pretty sure that I work with this guy.

 

22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

How did you come across this pic of me?

MIA is Dr. Drunkenstein?

32 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 

 


I’m pretty sure that I work with this guy.

 

You work with MIA/Dr. Drunkenstein?  Worlds are colliding!!!

On 10/17/2018 at 9:55 AM, crash_davis said:

why are people so fucking angry now?  

 

 

That guy so angry becuase he looks like Gary Busey.

On 10/17/2018 at 10:49 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

so she admits to speeding in a residential area...... and shes pissed because a resident who is sick and tired of folks speeding through the neighborhood told her speeding ass to slow the fuck down- kids and dogs run in the street all the time?

 

yeah, Im siding with the dyke with the dog in this argument.   slow the fuck down.

 

Or......................

A simple wave of the hand, "hey could you please watch your speed? It's a 25 MPH speed limit in this residential area, there are a lot of young kids playing and I don't want them to get hit or for you to get a ticket. Thanks, I appreciate, have a great day."

 

But yeah the 1000 fuck you's I am sure will work great. 

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