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Dumb and mean is the worst combination. Guaranteed that dog will eventually suffer some sort of neglectful fate for having the misfortune of having a dumbass for an owner. 

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Dude said at the end that the dog bit him. If anybody gave a damn about helping the homeless guy and made a deal about it with the police, that dog probably gets put down just for what's seen in the video. 

39 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Dude said at the end that the dog bit him. If anybody gave a damn about helping the homeless guy and made a deal about it with the police, that dog probably gets put down just for what's seen in the video. 

put down that dipshit holding the leash.

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2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Dude said at the end that the dog bit him. If anybody gave a damn about helping the homeless guy and made a deal about it with the police, that dog probably gets put down just for what's seen in the video. 

The owner should be put down

Calling homeless people animals doesn't seem nice.

Made me chuckle more than it should have. Probably because who you quoted more thank likely! Lol at LH68
40 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

This seems familiar, so it may be old. 

 

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So close...

On 4/23/2023 at 9:11 PM, GoPokes83 said:


I don’t carry a gun in public, but my pocket knife is always sharp and would leave those assholes with a blind dog full of punch marks pretty damn quick. Damn, people are such assholes.

This. As soon as automatic knives became legal, I started carrying one. Though I would feel bad about killing the dog because of the stupidity of the owner. 

And he's an idiot for messing with the homeless. I used to know quite a few homeless guys. The ones I knew were pretty normal, but on the street because they were alcoholics or drugs addicts. But they always told me to be careful around some homeless guys. Many were mentally ill and could turn violent in an instant.

15 hours ago, markstanco said:


Made me chuckle more than it should have. Probably because who you quoted more thank likely! Lol at LH68

what did I do?

29 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

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5 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

nightmare fuel:

 

South Austin's mom something or another.

16 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

Not gonna lie first sign of trouble I'd be all like

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Fucked up is right.
 
The one time we need a crazy homeless guy to go crazy homeless guy.
43 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Not gonna lie first sign of trouble I'd be all like

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And then I'd parachute directly into the shark feeding frenzy from a couple of pages ago.  "Wait.  This is worse."

Driver did a good job not to completely run over her, but I get the parent’s initial reaction.

Driver 100%! They’ve been readying us for this exact scenario since the old days of Drivers Ed simulators in HS! (Looks like the guy was cruising along at a pretty good speed too.)
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Driver did a good job not to completely run over her, but I get the parent’s initial reaction.
We have a couple of streets like that in my neighborhood. I always make sure to creep through there. If it's not a kid, it's a dog.

Driver should have been going slower.
1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

We have a couple of streets like that in my neighborhood. I always make sure to creep through there. If it's not a kid, it's a dog.

Driver should have been going slower.

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

This simulation should have been taught to the kid:

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Worked for George. he trained his whole life for that opportunity. 

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2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

 

 

Not sure if the car was speeding, but that dad was not even looking at his daughter in the middle of the road.

 

If you live on a narrow street with cars lining both sides you better watch your kids closer than that.

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Watching it again, no way he was driving very fast.  That car stops in about 1 car length as soon as the girl runs into view.

54 minutes ago, Kwix said:

Watching it again, no way he was driving very fast.  That car stops in about 1 car length as soon as the girl runs into view.

It looks sped up on film, and I agree. 

Did the kid run out into traffic without looking?  Yes.  Was the Dad/parent not paying enough attention to the kid? Yes.  These two don't change regardless of how fast or slow the driver was going.   Doesn't mean the driver can't be more careful, but the first two are correct regardless of speed.

Agree on it looking sped up.  What are we doing, assigning liability for medical bills or for being able sleep at night?  Because liability is on the parents barring the car wasn't actually moving that quickly, but I also don't want to no fault hit a kid/dog so under those driving conditions you should be crawling through.  

4 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Agree on it looking sped up.  What are we doing, assigning liability for medical bills or for being able sleep at night?  Because liability is on the parents barring the car wasn't actually moving that quickly, but I also don't want to no fault hit a kid/dog so under those driving conditions you should be crawling through.  

Driver stopped almost immediately, doesn't seem to be going fast

10 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Driver stopped almost immediately, doesn't seem to be going fast

Yes agree.  Meant to say barring the driver was actually moving quickly.  Lens appears to have some fish eye to it, not sure if that is what is giving off the illusion of pace, or if it's just sped up, or I don't know my ass from my elbow.

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Yeah no i think ill just hike the 900 miles home thanks

 

 

Witnessed the aftermath of a 3 yo hit and killed by a car moons ago.  The street we lived on was a “drag strip” for a lot of drivers, road kill central for most neighborhood critters.  IIC, driver wasn’t speeding and the toddler ran into the street when she spotted a relative.  I still remember her dad carrying her body, just a horrible scene. 

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Witnessed the aftermath of a 3 yo hit and killed by a car moons ago.  The street we lived on was a “drag strip” for a lot of drivers, road kill central for most neighborhood critters.  IIC, driver wasn’t speeding and the toddler ran into the street when she spotted a relative.  I still remember her dad carrying her body, just a horrible scene. 

Did you live in Ludlow?

 

 

All joking aside, kids, even the older ones so incredibly stupid things.

I was at a friend’s house hanging out with other dads. One dad told his kids, about 8 and 10 to go out to his car across the street to get something.

Damn kids nearly ran into the street right as a SUV came down the hill. The only reason they stopped was because all of the dads saw the car and yelled at them. 

16 hours ago, Kwix said:

Watching it again, no way he was driving very fast.  That car stops in about 1 car length as soon as the girl runs into view.

He might not have been going very fast, but if the speed limit is 30mph there, I'd be going between 15 and 20mph just in case a kid ran out from between cars. 

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Not too much holy shit, just interesting. 9841f9bbf2d4aa80fcb5a88064e18692.jpg

16 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Not too much holy shit, just interesting. 9841f9bbf2d4aa80fcb5a88064e18692.jpg

That’s ultra cool. Thanks for posting. 

Austrailia is freaking sparse.  No wonder Mr. Inbetween could kill and bury anyone he wanted.

28 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Not too much holy shit, just interesting. 9841f9bbf2d4aa80fcb5a88064e18692.jpg

India doesn't fuck around....well they do, but you know..... only literally.

9 minutes ago, Elvis said:

Austrailia is freaking sparse.  No wonder Mr. Inbetween could kill and bury anyone he wanted.

Oz is roughly the same size as the continental US, populated by 4 million fewer people than live in Texas. 98% of that place is Wyoming.

Oz is roughly the same size as the continental US, populated by 4 million fewer people than live in Texas. 98% of that place is Wyoming.
It's probably because all of those damn snakes keep killing people.
5 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Oz is roughly the same size as the continental US, populated by 4 million fewer people than live in Texas. 98% of that place is Wyoming.

Not sure if it's still true, but 85% of Australians live within 30 miles of the coast.

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

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