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5 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

"It's not THAT the wind is blowing... It's WHAT the wind is blowing."

- Ron White

Exactly. I’ve been in enough tornado warning weather and actual hurricane weather to know you don’t f around or you’ll find out. My brother got smacked in the face by a branch one time doing this, he’s lucky he wasn’t killed. 

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6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

India doesn't fuck around....well they do, but you know..... only literally.

India will pass China for #1 in population in a couple of months.

7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not sure if it's still true, but 85% of Australians live within 30 miles of the coast.

I am in Australia right now. Will be here another week. I will start to count now to verify.

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Exactly. I’ve been in enough tornado warning weather and actual hurricane weather to know you don’t f around or you’ll find out. My brother got smacked in the face by a branch one time doing this, he’s lucky he wasn’t killed. 

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12 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not sure if it's still true, but 85% of Australians live within 30 miles of the coast.

A fuckton of America does, too. Probably not 85% - but I bet if you count the great lakes it's close to 50%. 

46 minutes ago, ztejas said:

A fuckton of America does, too. Probably not 85% - but I bet if you count the great lakes it's close to 50%. 

this is a map I found quickly from an unverified source.  but 100 miles makes more sense.  30 miles I doubt it. 

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Amazing we're not all dead given our deadly borders.  That map also helps explain why we haven't been invaded by a land army in quite awhile.  

Aw shit, no jinx! 

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

That map also helps explain why we haven't been invaded by a land army in quite awhile.  

And explains a major plot line of Red Dawn.

12 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Glad they included Hawaii

Whatever, Yamamoto.

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Whatever, Yamamoto.

Too soon

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

That’s a twenty footer…

 

That motherfucker was leaving a wake.

Tick tock . . .

What's the Japanese custom then on defaming the name of an unprovoked belligerent?  

Hirohito, you wanna weigh in on this?  

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6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

That’s a twenty footer…

 

25… 3 tons on him. 

6 hours ago, RPM said:

That motherfucker was leaving a wake.

How’d you know where he’s been? 

4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

I don't know if I'd call that a defensive gem as much as lucky as shit. 

On 4/28/2023 at 6:32 PM, mininghorn88 said:

I am in Australia right now. Will be here another week. I will start to count now to verify.

Starting with the tittie count at the beach?

11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Starting with the tittie count at the beach?

Just remember a nipple grope twists the other way down there.  

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Just remember a nipple grope twists the other way down there.  

As do tassels twirling.

22 hours ago, nnm said:

Tick tock . . .

I’m thinking somewhere between 4 & 8 depending on how tall she is.

Probably fake, but …

 

On 4/29/2023 at 9:28 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Nope.

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We’re gonna need a bigger nope…

On 4/28/2023 at 11:04 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

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That tool is from "The Lockpicking Lawyer" on YT.  Look at his about page, he sells them there.  I bought some padlock shims from him, they work as advertised. 

33 minutes ago, markstanco said:

That tool is from "The Lockpicking Lawyer" on YT.  Look at his about page, he sells them there.  I bought some padlock shims from him, they work as advertised. 

I’m getting one. The gate to our cabin property has 4 locks on some logging chain (4 links between each lock). One is ours, one US Forest Service, one electric company, and one county. Once or twice a decade, someone messes up and connects their lock in a way that renders another lock useless. I then have to remove the gate from its hinges and call the offending party to get them to open their lock. 

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Crap, it’s been 7-8 years since that’s happened.

3 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I’m getting one. The gate to our cabin property has 4 locks on some logging chain (4 links between each lock). One is ours, one US Forest Service, one electric company, and one county. Once or twice a decade, someone messes up and connects their lock in a way that renders another lock useless. I then have to remove the gate from its hinges and call the offending party to get them to open their lock. 

Ivew been bypassed a few times at past leases.  Yea it sucks bad, and typically a newer member not really understanding how it works. Thats a good idea for a backup though. 

The LPL channel is a great bathroom channel.  Most videos are 2-4 minutes. The shorter the video, the shittier the lock. 

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I’m getting one.

If you find a link, let me know. All I could find was his mailing address. 

1 hour ago, Spoosner said:

Please remember to post a review here.

Good call my fellow dorksman. I want to know as well. The padlock shims work, I have opened 2 of 2 that I have tried on. 

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1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

WHEN not if,
 

 

 

 

That video is SO unsatisfying.  I want to see the one where somebody chases down one of those kids and beats the shit out of him and takes his bike.

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That video is SO unsatisfying.  I want to see the one where somebody chases down one of those kids and beats the shit out of him and takes his bike.

OK, boomer.

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Fun times at Tommy’s Holiday Camp. 

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