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Cool for German Institute trying to help infertile couples procreate naturally, with a little help from science.

What should give us all great pause is that the program was funded through an endowment to the Institute left by a person only knows as Mengele.  No possible to know where this is all headed...

3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Maybe the dude’s butt looked a lot like Uga to the bovine?

He covered most of the distance while jayflying. 

It’s not the jayflying that’s so much the problem, it’s the jaysliding that’s gonna leave a mark!
That’s why I like the big cats. Almost always go for the throat to asphyxiate. Wolves and hyenas typically start eating their prey from behind, which is an asshole move. 

African lions are the exception and eat they’re prey alive frequently, starting from the back and just wildly brutal. It’s like they’d prefer to listen to the thing squeal as they’re gnawing on it. I did once see a tables-turned scenario where a bull Cape Buffalo came up on a den of lion cubs, and he promptly ground them all into the dirt until they stopped moving. A guy once wrote he never saw a wild thing sorry for itself, but I think it’s also true that wild thinks don’t give a fuck about feelings.

But what if you think about the wild thing and want to know for sure? 

14 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

"Post pic/.gif/vid of animals being assholes."

11 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Man if your sperm needs THAT much help, your kids are gonna grow up to be pansies.

14 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Guess whos no longer vegetarian?

5 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

911 cant help that dude

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

 

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Guess whos no longer vegetarian?

"I don't eat animals because they taste good, I eat them because they are assholes."

 
Mythbusters did it better with the mega fire extinguisher.
11 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Now we know how the zombie apocalypse started.

Fucking, assholes!

22 hours ago, brakeman said:

nope.

at 1:00-1:01, is that a jumper that didn't make it lying in the ditch?

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3 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Koko Head Crater says HI and F.U.  Still have PTSD from when my wife convinced me to do that in Hawaii by telling me her grandmother did it no problem in her later years. 

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8 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Koko Head Crater says HI and F.U.  Still have PTSD from when my wife convinced me to do that in Hawaii by telling me her grandmother did it no problem in her later years. 

 

Try the Haiku Stairs on Oahu sometime (the "Stairway to Heaven"). Closed for decades, now with many steps and railings either missing or barely attached. 

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13 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

at 1:00-1:01, is that a jumper that didn't make it lying in the ditch?

I thought the same thing.

23 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

at 1:00-1:01, is that a jumper that didn't make it lying in the ditch?

This video made the rounds a while back.  Pretty sure there was a cameraman setup there ahead of time.

On 5/21/2023 at 10:38 PM, Born Burnt said:

From comments:

Spain’s public news agency EFE said the F-18 was training for a flying exhibition when the crash occurred. The Guardia Civil told The Associated Press that one of its patrols was the first to reach the pilot, who fell outside the exterior fence surrounding the airbase. According to the Guardia Civil, the pilot suffered injuries to his legs, apparently because he ejected with a parachute from a low altitude. He was evacuated to hospital in a helicopter. The Guardia Civil said it would collaborate with the military in investigating the crash. It said that the initial information provided by the pilot was that the plane had apparently suffered a malfunction.

Facts…schmacts. I guess that wasn’t his parachute after all. 

23 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Koko Head Crater says HI and F.U.  Still have PTSD from when my wife convinced me to do that in Hawaii by telling me her grandmother did it no problem in her later years. 

She bought life insurance on you before that trip. 

On 5/23/2023 at 8:11 AM, WithoutAClue said:

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16 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Try the Haiku Stairs on Oahu sometime (the "Stairway to Heaven"). Closed for decades, now with many steps and railings either missing or barely attached. 

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On 5/22/2023 at 8:07 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

 

That is one STUPID MFer. I mean was. 

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Nothing is scarier than these:

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Here.

Appetites for pea soup were never the same. 

On 5/22/2023 at 7:07 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

 

been searching for updates on this but just noticed the dashcam says 02/03/2022.  still curious if he died though.

1 minute ago, futureman said:

been searching for updates on this but just noticed the dashcam says 02/03/2022.  still curious if he died though.

If he died, I'm sure he's probably still dead.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

If he died, I'm sure he's probably still dead.

yeah that's not quite what I said but you are correct.

been searching for updates on this but just noticed the dashcam says 02/03/2022.  still curious if he died though.


Which one of us assholes just up and disappeared around that time?
9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If he died, I'm sure he's probably still dead.

-Mitch Hedberg

 

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The stairs in the Frank Erin center mezzanine we fucking terrifying after a pint of whiskey.

Frank Erin center? Where's that?

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Frank Erin center? Where's that?

on the east side, near springdale and airport

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