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Manitou incline.

23 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 


Which one of us assholes just up and disappeared around that time?

 

Relatively fit and young guy, so I have narrowed it down to about 5 people for you. 

11 hours ago, nnm said:

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Manitou incline.

"hey, Honey... it's your day to get the paper."

12 hours ago, nnm said:

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Manitou incline.

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I have to say that my generation was pretty easily entertained.

Now I can’t get the song out of my head.  
 

 

 

15 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

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Stopped in DC for a few days back in '98 during family vacation, made it a point to see THE  house and steps. 

33 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Now I can’t get the song out of my head.  
 

 

 

Shag carpet on the stairs.   There's a flashback.

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

you can ffwd the first 2/3 of the video.

Some Surly lawyer is gonna get that guy $5MM.

See? There was an easy way out the whole time.

At least now my wife won't want to go to Galveston this summer.

I didn’t know people wanted to go to Galveston. I thought it was a place you kind of ended up at, like Waffle House
15 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

you can ffwd the first 2/3 of the video.

Guys out of his handcuffs... has lighter on him trying to start car on fire...cop flips car.... guessing Jonesboro Cop of the year candidate

16 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

you can ffwd the first 2/3 of the video.

That makes me unbelievably claustrophobic.  One more reason for me to avoid a life of crime.  

Video doesn't show it, but I'd like to think the officer put his hand over the dude's head as he put him the back seat as is protocol.  Thinking he was saving the perp from massive head trauma.  Then he goes and flips the fucking cruiser sending the guy out the back window, and the perp says as he's spitting out glass from his mouth, "You know what, I'd rather have the little bump from the door frame if it's all the same to you."

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Looks like the winds of November came early.

Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 


Yep, you’ve been with Brisket a few times obviously. 😂

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

Do you like camping? 

10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Do you like camping? 

And imitation crab meat?

Wait, you can get hash browns with crab meat now?  

Wait, you can get hash browns with crab meat now?  

This is America. We can get whatever we want. Deep fried waffles stuffed with crab meat covered in gravy served by a stripper waving sparklers? That’s the “# 8 combo.”
On 5/25/2023 at 9:34 PM, Parliament said:

Some Surly lawyer is gonna get that guy $5MM.

If he can find him

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


This is America. We can get whatever we want. Deep fried waffles stuffed with crab meat covered in gravy served by a stripper waving sparklers? That’s the “# 8 combo.”

and a 128oz diet mountain dew to chase it down with.


This is America. We can get whatever we want. Deep fried waffles stuffed with crab meat covered in gravy served by a stripper waving sparklers? That’s the “# 8 combo.”

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On 5/26/2023 at 5:06 PM, YGIFS said:

Video doesn't show it, but I'd like to think the officer put his hand over the dude's head as he put him the back seat as is protocol.  Thinking he was saving the perp from massive head trauma.  Then he goes and flips the fucking cruiser sending the guy out the back window, and the perp says as he's spitting out glass from his mouth, "You know what, I'd rather have the little bump from the door frame if it's all the same to you."

I think the cop hears the lighter, smells something burning, turns his head to see what’s happening in back, and turns the steering wheel in the process.

My grandma used to get mad at my grandpa for doing that on gravel roads, except he was just checking out the neighbors’ crops. 

9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I think the cop hears the lighter, smells something burning, turns his head to see what’s happening in back, and turns the steering wheel in the process.

My grandma used to get mad at my grandpa for doing that on gravel roads, except he was just checking out the neighbors’ crops daughters

FIFY

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Who were of legal age, of course

On 5/25/2023 at 8:59 PM, tfoolry said:

Now I can’t get the song out of my head.  
 

 

 

I could never get those damn things to work like they did in the commercials. Then, they always developed literal kinks. Fuck those worthless SOBs. 

On 5/28/2023 at 1:15 AM, shadow_operative said:

 

Leroooooyyyy Jenkinnns!

how has nobody put the Dukes of Hazaard music to that clip yet?  

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