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#17304
On 5/19/2023 at 6:25 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:
Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population. https://t.co/zJdP8eHtQW

 

FA&FO!

Killer whales severely damaged a sailing boat off the coast of southern Spain, adding to dozens of orca attacks on vessels recorded so far this year on Spanish and Portuguese coasts https://t.co/0vpD2hgYIJ

 

#17305
23 hours ago, Brothahorn said:
South Lamar & Barton Springs - Austin Texas

 


Which one of us assholes just up and disappeared around that time?

 

Relatively fit and young guy, so I have narrowed it down to about 5 people for you. 

#17308
11 hours ago, nnm said:

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Manitou incline.

"hey, Honey... it's your day to get the paper."

#17313
15 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

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Stopped in DC for a few days back in '98 during family vacation, made it a point to see THE  house and steps. 

#17318
21 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

FA&FO!

Killer whales severely damaged a sailing boat off the coast of southern Spain, adding to dozens of orca attacks on vessels recorded so far this year on Spanish and Portuguese coasts https://t.co/0vpD2hgYIJ

 

ORCA: THE KILLER WHALE - Hollywood Full Action Movie In English | Hollywood  Classic Movie | Bo Derek - YouTube

 

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#17319
At least now my wife won't want to go to Galveston this summer.

I didn’t know people wanted to go to Galveston. I thought it was a place you kind of ended up at, like Waffle House
#17320
15 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

you can ffwd the first 2/3 of the video.

Guys out of his handcuffs... has lighter on him trying to start car on fire...cop flips car.... guessing Jonesboro Cop of the year candidate

#17321
16 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

you can ffwd the first 2/3 of the video.

That makes me unbelievably claustrophobic.  One more reason for me to avoid a life of crime.  

#17322

Video doesn't show it, but I'd like to think the officer put his hand over the dude's head as he put him the back seat as is protocol.  Thinking he was saving the perp from massive head trauma.  Then he goes and flips the fucking cruiser sending the guy out the back window, and the perp says as he's spitting out glass from his mouth, "You know what, I'd rather have the little bump from the door frame if it's all the same to you."

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#17326

Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

#17329
6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

Do you like camping? 

#17330
10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Do you like camping? 

And imitation crab meat?

#17334
Wait, you can get hash browns with crab meat now?  

This is America. We can get whatever we want. Deep fried waffles stuffed with crab meat covered in gravy served by a stripper waving sparklers? That’s the “# 8 combo.”
#17336
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


This is America. We can get whatever we want. Deep fried waffles stuffed with crab meat covered in gravy served by a stripper waving sparklers? That’s the “# 8 combo.”

and a 128oz diet mountain dew to chase it down with.

#17337

This is America. We can get whatever we want. Deep fried waffles stuffed with crab meat covered in gravy served by a stripper waving sparklers? That’s the “# 8 combo.”

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#17338
On 5/26/2023 at 5:06 PM, YGIFS said:

Video doesn't show it, but I'd like to think the officer put his hand over the dude's head as he put him the back seat as is protocol.  Thinking he was saving the perp from massive head trauma.  Then he goes and flips the fucking cruiser sending the guy out the back window, and the perp says as he's spitting out glass from his mouth, "You know what, I'd rather have the little bump from the door frame if it's all the same to you."

I think the cop hears the lighter, smells something burning, turns his head to see what’s happening in back, and turns the steering wheel in the process.

My grandma used to get mad at my grandpa for doing that on gravel roads, except he was just checking out the neighbors’ crops. 

#17340
9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I think the cop hears the lighter, smells something burning, turns his head to see what’s happening in back, and turns the steering wheel in the process.

My grandma used to get mad at my grandpa for doing that on gravel roads, except he was just checking out the neighbors’ crops daughters

FIFY

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Who were of legal age, of course

#17341
On 5/25/2023 at 8:59 PM, tfoolry said:

Now I can’t get the song out of my head.  
 

 

 

I could never get those damn things to work like they did in the commercials. Then, they always developed literal kinks. Fuck those worthless SOBs. 

#17348
An 18-year-old jumped off a cruise ship in the Bahamas as part of a dare and he hasn't been seen since. Cameron Robbins was staying at the Atlantis Paradise resort with his friends to celebrate their high school graduation.The US Coast Guard has ended their search.
My thalassophobia is kicking in https://t.co/CiN34CnzgI

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