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28 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

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On 6/14/2023 at 11:08 PM, Planet Houston said:

 

In fact, I have.  

 

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*I didn't throw the fish and wasn't too happy to see that this eagle was being human fed, but it was what it was.


No. Freaking. Way. 

I can't get over the fact that for $250K the best they were going to get was a video screen or a toilet-hole view or the Titanic.  How the fuck did these morons get rich?

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Assuming the speed of the bike stays constant, she's fine. Helps that she held onto his shirt, though, so if the bike speeds up she would be pulled along.

I don't think that cure would be any better than the crabs.  In fact, I'm positive that it would be worse.  Crabs may itch, but a sea cucumber digesting one's crotch seems like it would feel much worse.

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Dipping any part of your body in the water while boating the everglades...

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I have to admit, the camera angle from the looking back at the one dude cycling right through the flames had to look pretty cool.  I know there wasn't one, but it'd be the least they could do for being such assholes on a major highway.  

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Holy Horse Shit, that looks like Dirty 6th. 

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4 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Is this an MFA thesis?

12 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Lol.  F'em.

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On 6/25/2023 at 1:59 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

I don't think that cure would be any better than the crabs.  In fact, I'm positive that it would be worse.  Crabs may itch, but a sea cucumber digesting one's crotch seems like it would feel much worse.

You underestimate the Japanese. 

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why???


My guess is: drunk, fell in it, went with it for more attention than already getting for falling in it. 🤷‍♀️

34 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

 

Why???

Crazy bitch on acid. 

Can't remember the ACL years ago when it downpoured (had to be about 10 years back) and the porta runoff and mulch and Dillo Dirt and fertilizer created this pungent cocktail of human waste and all the wanna-be Woodstockers started sliding around in it while their friends filmed.  Over by the two west-end stages.  And I tried half-ass one time to shout from afar "there's human shit in that!" And a few skeptical scowls followed.  So I kept my distance to get a beer.  At least that was diluted. 

This woman on Sixth literally got straight from the source, farm-fresh, conflict free, organic horse shit shoved---through the immutable laws of physics---straight up her vagina.  She may be famous for 15 minutes, but that UTI gonna burn for 15 weeks.   

y'all clearly didn't watch the video. she started smearing it all over her face before deciding to lay down in it. if I'm her family I'm putting plastic on my furniture for the rest of her life

Smart girl, gonna party on West Sixth?  Take the morning after pill the night before, tube of ivermectin in your purse, and plug those two holes best you can 'cause tonight's gonna be a good, good night.  Said tonight's gonna be a good, good night.  

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