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That whole Twitter account is brutal. 

6 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

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Yeah, my daughter got stuck right behind it (as in, the emergency vehicles showed up and shut down Mopac right in front of her).  A nice 45 minute wait, parked on Mopac.  Pretty spectacular maneuver.

9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

A little bit of lulz because he probably survived. 
 

 

I wouldn't say it's a shame he survived...

But yeah, then again, I would.

11 hours ago, nnm said:

That whole Twitter account is brutal. 

Infinitely scrollable. And then I forked over to other linked tweets. I'm not sure you could pay me enough money to get me on an Indian carney ride.

 

6 hours ago, Blotto said:

Infinitely scrollable. And then I forked over to other linked tweets. I'm not sure you could pay me enough money to get me on an Indian carney ride.

 

Any landing you walk away from, eh @RamjetFDO?

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15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

I can take him. 
—Kevin

Takes the prey back into its own home field...

damn.

20 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

SIAP: Incredible tornado footage out of Nebraska
 

 

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I’m not sure if surviving the great white attack is the holy shit, or surviving it with 1960’s medicine. Maybe both. 

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

I’m not sure if surviving the great white attack is the holy shit, or surviving it with 1960’s medicine. Maybe both. 

they were doing heart transplants in the 60s.  

7 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Did they live?

I didn’t read that they did on tiktok. 

On December 3, 1967, Surgeon Christiaan Barnard transplanted a heart from a 25-year-old woman fatally injured in a car accident into Lewis Washkansky, a 53-year-old South African grocer dying from chronic heart disease. That is if you want to call being female in 1960's South Africa "living".

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Carowinds Amusement Park

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA — Carowinds has closed the Fury 325 ride because of a large crack at the top of a support pillar. No one was injured, but the ride is now closed.

We reached out to Carowinds and they told us, “Carowinds today closed Fury 325 after park personnel became aware of a crack at the top of a steel support pillar. The park’s maintenance team is conducting a thorough inspection and the ride will remain closed until repairs have been completed.”

I have doubts in their inspection process. That didn't just happen overnight.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Carowinds Amusement Park

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA — Carowinds has closed the Fury 325 ride because of a large crack at the top of a support pillar. No one was injured, but the ride is now closed.

We reached out to Carowinds and they told us, “Carowinds today closed Fury 325 after park personnel became aware of a crack at the top of a steel support pillar. The park’s maintenance team is conducting a thorough inspection and the ride will remain closed until repairs have been completed.”

I have doubts in their inspection process. That didn't just happen overnight.

 

Carowinds Inspection crew

Redneck Camping Guide - Outdoors with Bear Grylls

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

after having seen several of these videos, all about the same, I now believe they’re fake. 

58 minutes ago, futureman said:

after having seen several of these videos, all about the same, I now believe they’re fake. 

Maybe. But work with power tools long enough and you’ll see stuff like this in your own life. 

oh I’m just being a contrarian asshole.  the first one was probably real, and then spawned copycats. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrxUiseNsur/ 

the video itself isn’t that holy shit.  it’s more “holy shit it’s unbelievable how fucking stupid and careless some motherfuckers are.”

Thats a fantastic level of no fucks given. 

1/2 lol, 1/2 HS, 100% FAFO

7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Those things punch WAY above their weight.

I would beat that thing’s fucking ass.  

god fucking dammit. absolutely nothing the biker (or for that matter any car in that spot could have done), that car was going to wreck no matter what, if it hadnt hit the truck it was going to hit the dirt wall at some serious speed.  

 
Dude was gonna wreck regardless of whether he hit that truck. That's a T intersection and at that speed he was toast.

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Black SUV was stolen and thief died despite people trying to get him out. Car caught fire and poof.

On 7/2/2023 at 12:22 PM, Mittens said:

 

Future gunner on kick off teams

2 hours ago, Modessit said:

Black SUV was stolen and thief died despite people trying to get him out. Car caught fire and poof.
 

was he having a heart attack?  why would he have been going that fast straight into a dead end?

A&M acceptance letter?

On 7/3/2023 at 2:08 AM, futureman said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrxUiseNsur/ 

the video itself isn’t that holy shit.  it’s more “holy shit it’s unbelievable how fucking stupid and careless some motherfuckers are.”

fuck these people.  when i miss my turns i simply continue ahead and reroute after. the people who stop in the middle of the street -- or worse, swerve like in this video -- deserves the fucking chair

44 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

when i miss my turns i simply continue ahead and reroute after.

sounds pretty beta

8 hours ago, Modessit said:

Black SUV was stolen and thief died despite people trying to get him out. Car caught fire and poof.
 

So the story has a happy ending.

This happened last year, so It was probably posted then, but it should be a classic for years to come. I'm sure the dads uttered the following shortly before the clip: "Now goddammit honey, would you go sit down, we know what the hell we're doing...

 

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