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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

This happened last year, so It was probably posted then,

ah damn I think you’re right, I think it was posted then.  but surely not since then. 

AMA?

Is there an undertaker's organization I don't know the letters to?

10 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Even when it's lost it's still undefeated.... 

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Newsflash. They could offer a $1,000,000 reward with no risk. Bongo is gonzo. Coyote or owl food. 

35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

A cat that's worth 3500 (plus cost of the sign) better shit Tiffany cufflinks.

There are multiple signs scattered about this part of town

7 hours ago, Parliament said:

$3,500 for a cat?  I have an idea...

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I always found this to be a plot hole in meet the parents.  who the hell wouldn't know their own pet?  it was poor writing. 

10 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

There are multiple signs scattered about this part of town

They should put one up in Korean.

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16 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I think we need a ruling on what is a "boat" and what is a "kayak".

Where you can look down to literally get the shit scared out of you 

8 hours ago, brakeman said:

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7 hours ago, LTbear said:

Where you can look down to literally get the shit scared out of you 

Needs to have fake cracks start appearing to give it an even scarier premise. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

 

Needs to have fake cracks start appearing to give it an even scarier premise. 

I’d shit in the hallway 

Oh gotdamn!  I can't even do eyedrops won't even begin to imagine that horror. 

and that... is how we hear about next time when the bear is chewing on nice fresh humans.

7 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


So, would that be manslaughter, accidental, or what?

a good start?

I am one of the few on surly not a lawyer, but does the fact that car driver was doing illegal shit trump the pedestrian doing illegal (and profoundly stupid) shit and had to have been drunk/high to attempt that ?

 

22 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

If I was taking pictures by a river in MFing Alaska I would have a .44 on my hip.  Dumbasses. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

If I was taking pictures by a river in MFing Alaska I would have a .44 on my hip.  Dumbasses. 

Why would you want to make the bear angry?

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