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15 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why would you want to make the bear angry?

He wouldnt have feelings, he would be dead.

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35 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The deep ocean is a scary place

 

I wonder where he found his tasty treat?

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On 7/10/2023 at 10:17 AM, futureman said:

 

and after parting the seas, he was then known as... Moses.

On 7/10/2023 at 7:02 PM, TonyTexas said:

The deep ocean is a scary place

 

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On 7/11/2023 at 2:02 AM, TonyTexas said:

The deep ocean is a scary place

 

nuke it from the surface

Obviously not Kevin. 

56 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Jurassic Park GIF by Vidiots

First thing I thought of.

33 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Fuck that

I wouldn’t try it.

5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Dude catches a 19' python in Florida by hand.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-66197675


Great white sharks underneath surfers and the surfers are freakin' unaware:

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-66194670

Could a few guys cut you free in time if snek got a wrap around you?  Snek could squeeze you to death pretty quick I think. 

4 hours ago, Elvis said:

Could a few guys cut you free in time if snek got a wrap around you?  Snek could squeeze you to death pretty quick I think. 

yeah, they could.  it’d be about as long as you could hold your breath.  a minute or two.  you might pass out but you’d be fine.  snake isn’t gonna squeeze crush you to death, just gonna prevent your ability to inhale. 

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

That's just an awesome clip.

First Russia came up with the slap fights. Now this. 

 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

First Russia came up with the slap fights. Now this. 

 

This is Putin’s defense against a Dr. Who invasion.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

First Russia came up with the slap fights. Now this. 

 

My brothers and I could have franchised our exploits growing up.  That's just an overhead view of the backseat in the car...

On 7/10/2023 at 9:59 AM, markstanco said:

He wouldnt have feelings, he would be dead.

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Alaskan bears are big. If you aren’t taking a rifle, take a 454 casull over a .44 mag. 

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Somebody might be on to something here...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Somebody might be on to something here...

 

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1 minute ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Could definitely be applied in the majority of long-haul flights I’ve taken over the years. 

They cut out right before the flame shot back up the needle and the pig exploded.

 
 

I can think of a few guys on this board that could probably use that on a regular basis.
On 7/16/2023 at 10:23 AM, nnm said:

First Russia came up with the slap fights. Now this. 

 

I'd like to try this with Salma Hayek

4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

They cut out right before the flame shot back up the needle and the pig exploded.

probably well-cooked chunks here and there

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

That nasally midwestern accent is awful. 

I’ll bet the truck driver was kinda funny lookin.  

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