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depends.

 

if shes having a real mental issue, try to talk her down. if its obvious shes actually on a bad trip, and she kept standing up on the seats grinding in the air like that...

 

perfect time for a cunt punch, would put her fucking down. 

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1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

She’s taking The Floor is Lava a little too far. 

She reminds me of a combination of Linda Blair in "The Exorcist" with Gail from "Letterkenny:\"

9 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I mean seriously, how is that FDNY helmet not just some sort of practical joke? 

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north korean military cap

Really gives off the N. Korean military hat vibe. 

10 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I mean seriously, how is that FDNY helmet not just some sort of practical joke? 

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"I see your firehose is as large as mine"

 

I mean seriously, how is that FDNY helmet not just some sort of practical joke? 
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It’s not the helmet, it’s the guy’s box turtle sized melon that’s in it. Why the dude’s wearing a helmet to a press conference I don’t know.
5 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:


It’s not the helmet, it’s the guy’s box turtle sized melon that’s in it. Why the dude’s wearing a helmet to a press conference I don’t know.

I guess you didn't see the video of the crane falling from the skyscraper.  Could happen again you know.

18 hours ago, markstanco said:

Been about 100 feet away from a barracuda that was eyeing me.  I went from 1500 psi to 500 psi in about 15 seconds. 

I've dove rigs with barracudas mere feet away.  They don't F* with you if you don't F* with them.  Worst I've ever heard was a dumb arse that shined their flashlight in the eyes of a barracuda during a night dive, and the 'cuda speared them in the chest at full speed, leaving them with a nice bruise and story to tell.  But no bite was taken.

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11 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I mean seriously, how is that FDNY helmet not just some sort of practical joke? 

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Darth Vader Power GIF by Laff

13 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I mean seriously, how is that FDNY helmet not just some sort of practical joke? 

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It's a New York thing

Helmet Stalker on Twitter: "Giants QB Eli Manning is now in a VICIS ZERO1,  he previously used a Schutt Vengeance. https://t.co/aXBZZuIN8C" / Twitter

14 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

depends.

 

if shes having a real mental issue, try to talk her down. if its obvious shes actually on a bad trip, and she kept standing up on the seats grinding in the air like that...

 

perfect time for a cunt punch, would put her fucking down. 

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14 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I mean seriously, how is that FDNY helmet not just some sort of practical joke? 

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Do all Mayors get a monogrammed cap like that? 

Can we start giving flight attendants tranquilizer guns?

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Can we start giving flight attendants tranquilizer guns?

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18 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

Now we know why... 

 

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Maybe NSFW.  Naked lady walking on the freeway shooting at random cars.

 

The new Falling Down reboot looks like ass. 

Literally.  Stinks like ass, too.

"Why you get two underwears?  I don't got any underwears.  Why you get fucking two, muthafucka?"  

21 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The new Falling Down reboot looks like ass.

GTA 6 looks great though.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

 

The new Falling Down reboot looks like ass. 

Disney remakes are all so PC. 

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I'm gonna smoke a BIIIG Bow... Bear!!!!!


I mean, I felt bad for laughing and I hope that the bear is okay but for the dude to say that just as he hits a #$&#$ bear .... I almost put it in the "News stories that remind you of Surly Horns"  thread.

it’s a video of the weightlifter from bali when he died.  he’s trying to squat a bunch of weight and the bar literally snaps his neck.  don’t click if it will bother you.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvD-S_dRC23/

siap but I’m in mx with shit internet and a lot of stuff in the threads doesn’t load for me anymore.  
 

6 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Maybe NSFW.  Naked lady walking on the freeway shooting at random cars.

 

MOM?!

11 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Maybe NSFW.  Naked lady walking on the freeway shooting at random cars.

 

Why is it that the people getting naked are not the ones we want to see naked?

21 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


It’s not the helmet, it’s the guy’s box turtle sized melon that’s in it. Why the dude’s wearing a helmet to a press conference I don’t know.

The helmet is ridiculous but that guy is a legit hero, first Fire Chief to the WTC on 9/11.  His brother went up the towers and never came back.

20 hours ago, RPM said:

It's a New York thing

Helmet Stalker on Twitter: "Giants QB Eli Manning is now in a VICIS ZERO1,  he previously used a Schutt Vengeance. https://t.co/aXBZZuIN8C" / Twitter

you put some respect on the 2 time superbowl MVP

36 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:


No Faces of Death fan so just reading not watching, but I hope this happens every time to those animal torturing a-holes!

He didn't die but he's going to need a couple new holes patched up. And I'm with you

On 7/20/2023 at 9:39 AM, crash_davis said:

 

 

Good to know who still hires aggy engineers.

36 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Both Olga and Nadia were something to watch. 

They also weren't nearly as bulked up as our modern girls. 

 

This Biles uneven bars clip isn't as fun to watch.

 

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