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On 9/18/2023 at 6:15 PM, Ghost of LL said:

That's because there are two guides with her, one holding each ankle.  And then there's a third guy back there just as an extra hand.

 

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Marcellus Wallace don’t play. 

 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

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Good for dad. 

25 minutes ago, nnm said:


Good for dad. 

 

This same defensive scheme was employed by Meth Golfer.

 

 

5 hours ago, nnm said:


Good for dad. 

 

maybe all those slasher movies that show the girlfriends just standing by and screaming while their boyfriends get eviscerated is more accurate than folks would like to admit.

Nsiap. Really great video quality of a foiled cougar hunting sheep in Patagonia.


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23 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

*Lightning.  Two syllables.  Fuck, people.

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6 hours ago, elfenix said:

Nsiap. Really great video quality of a foiled cougar hunting sheep in Patagonia.



 

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6 hours ago, nnm said:

 

While I salute the young woman, those are some HORRIBLE pours.  When the foam subsides you are having mugs that are 2/3 full.

9 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Head delivery!

Wouldn’t want the shake her hand. Grip strength and all!

Hook’em!!!

On 9/21/2023 at 2:38 PM, smuggs said:

 

This same defensive scheme was employed by Meth Golfer.

 

 

 

I always wondered what happened to Detective Stabler. 

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Wouldn’t want the shake her hand. Grip strength and all!

Hook’em!!!

A hand job, however, would be fun.

16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

A hand job, however, would be fun.

Might be a death grip though.

On 9/22/2023 at 8:21 AM, nnm said:

 

It's obvious that she comes from strong German stock.  Very much approved.

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Brotha never stood a chance.

On 9/22/2023 at 3:22 PM, ABSR said:

While I salute the young woman, those are some HORRIBLE pours.  When the foam subsides you are having mugs that are 2/3 full.

Counterpoint:

You'll get more frequent table visits from Wilhelmina, Queen of Beer Wenches.

19 hours ago, nnm said:

 

When you shit your pants and say, "That's awesome!" all at the same time.

Aggies' NIL deal with Duke's is weird.  Even for them.  

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38 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Bad doggy! Mike is both awesome and stupid.

 

You're at the wrong tailgate. Fuck Baylor! Now Git!

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

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Not sure if this was expelled from a saint…

 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Ford eventually pled guilty to one count of deadly conduct and was sentenced to one year of deferred adjudication which she completed in June, per Willey.

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/houston-jack-in-the-box-shooting-18389377.php

 

 

What that story leaves out is that she was promoted to Shift Manager.  Shit like that gets you promoted in H-town.

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